"John, I just can't quit you.*whispers* We can still see each other in secret, you know it can kind of be like a Romeo and Juliet type of thing. I'll be from the Montegue family and you can be a Capulet. On days where you're working you can swing by my place and say:
'O Barack,! wherefore art thou Barack?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Capulet.'
Wouldn't that be awesome John? Wouldn't it?"
Don't you want to hang out and waste your life with us?