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I Would Rather...

Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:31 am

have fun with this.

I would rather eat dirt than watch American Idol....

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DukeofDashes
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RE: I Would Rather...

Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:33 am

I would rather jam my eye socket repeatedly with a screwdriver than step aboard a Russian airplane.
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RE: I Would Rather...

Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:36 am

I would rather give myself a lobotomy than fly international coach on US Airways.

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RicciPettit
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RE: I Would Rather...

Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:04 am

I would rather read this thread than what I'm supposed to be doing.
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RAFVC10
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RE: I Would Rather...

Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:36 am

I would rather stay at home with my new born daughter than planning my trips agenda of 2009!
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andz
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RE: I Would Rather...

Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:13 pm

I would rather eat worms than ride a Harley-Davidson.
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JoshSixtySeven
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RE: I Would Rather...

Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:24 pm

I would rather amputate my left leg with a rusty spoon than listen to anymore eco-friendly, green ideas from another person.
Speed has never killed anyone, it's suddenly becoming stationary that gets you...
 
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Mon Nov 17, 2008 1:13 pm

I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees.
Life only makes sense when you look at it backwards.
 
klm672
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RE: I Would Rather...

Mon Nov 17, 2008 1:35 pm

I'd rather add to this thread than work on my homework.
 
wilco737
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RE: I Would Rather...

Mon Nov 17, 2008 1:48 pm

I'd rather be flying Big grin

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Speedbirdie
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RE: I Would Rather...

Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:05 pm

I would rather soil myself than go to work today..
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stlgph
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RE: I Would Rather...

Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:17 pm

...would rather be virgin-esque so I can be even naughtier on a daily basis.
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Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:35 pm



Quoting Speedbirdie (Reply 10):
I would rather soil myself than go to work today..

Lets just say that makes two of us.
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Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:16 pm

I would rather throw myself from the Millau bridge than supporting Real Madrid Big grin
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Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:50 pm

I'd rather have my pan-fried brains spoon-fed to me by Hannibal Lecter than attend a Celine Dion concert.
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RicciPettit
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Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:53 pm



Quoting Scbriml (Reply 14):
I'd rather have my pan-fried brains spoon-fed to me by Hannibal Lecter than attend a Celine Dion concert.

I would rather attend a Celine Dion concert than an Alanis Morrissette concert. (Now that's bad!)
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Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:03 am

I would rather have a flaming malatov cocktail crammed up my ass and broken with a sledge hammer blow to my left butt cheek, than listen to another politician with no idea of economic theory (all of them) tell me how they will balance the budget, reduce unemployment, provide health care, cure the common cold, make water into wine....
 
Phoenix9
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Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:28 am

I rather ingest a beehive and shit their stingers than anymore political drival all over the place!
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Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:01 am

I would rather burn all of my taxable income than support the federal government bail-out of American corporations!

Oh wait, isn't that the same thing?  duck 
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Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:02 pm

I would rather be nice to someone than bulley them.

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fraspotter
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Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:57 pm

I would rather fly home to Germany rather than complete the college semester here in Texas...  Smile
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RE: I Would Rather...

Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:37 pm

I would rather put my ears through a cheese grater than having to listen to anything more on the (insert news topic here).

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