HERESY! Football is King in Germany!
As for funny signs, if you want to take a piss, you simply go to the town of Pissen.
There is also a convenient way to go to California without having to go through US immigration. Come to the town of Kalifornien in the state of Schleswig-Holstein in Germany. The good people in Kalifornien also don't have to put up with being governed by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
These signs are creepy, because next to the shooting range, there is a cemetery for the case you get shot at the range.
And this one needs no explanation, the eternal classic. A town in Austria with an infamous name: