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Jessica Simpson's Weight

Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:04 am

Apparently, someone is making Jessica's weight an issue. I personally think she is an absolutely beautiful woman.
Here's one article:

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.eonline.com/81130-

Now, here are some pictures:

http://omg.yahoo.com/photos/waiting-for-a-star-to-fall/2617?nc

Now granted, it looks like she may have put on a few pounds, but not too much. And the jeans she is wearing in those photographs are not the most flattering, but she still looks good.

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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:16 am

I really wish the Paris Hilton body type would fall out of popularity.

Other than high school boys, most men including myself want a woman with some curves. I'd be more attracted to a pretty woman who was slightly overweight with some nice curves than one with a scrawny bean pole build like Hilton.
 
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:21 am

Just pop in Dukes of Hazzard and viola! She is one of the hottest pieces on the planet. Who cares if she has a few extra pounds?
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:35 am



Quoting VonRichtofen (Reply 1):
Other than high school boys, most men including myself want a woman with some curves. I'd be more attracted to a pretty woman who was slightly overweight with some nice curves than one with a scrawny bean pole build like Hilton.

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Also  checkmark  on Tiger119's comment on the pants. She needs to drop them off at Goodwill or something.
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:58 am

Quoting Tiger119 (Thread starter):
Apparently, someone is making Jessica's weight an issue.

Eh, I've never really liked her, but she does look a bit more chunky than she used to. And those jeans she's wearing aren't helping, they're nasty   

Quoting VonRichtofen (Reply 1):
I'd be more attracted to a pretty woman who was slightly overweight with some nice curves than one with a scrawny bean pole build like Hilton.

Yeah I hate the twig-bodied girls. I tend to like athletic girls, like these:





Those two remind me of my ex, she ran the equivalent of a marathon a week, except she had no manly biceps or overly muscular legs. Just nice and toned curves.

And I just realized I broke my new years resolution by mentioning her. ARGGH!!!   

[Edited 2009-01-28 23:00:06]
 
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:46 am

She is on the cover of the latest Cosmo in South Africa.

And the editorial questions the authenticity of her tits....

After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF...
 
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:02 pm



Quoting Andz (Reply 5):
And the editorial questions the authenticity of her tits....

Now that's some hard hitting journalism right there....

Quoting FLY2HMO (Reply 4):
And those jeans she's wearing aren't helping, they're nasty

Really what people should be complaining about is that outfit. It is horrid. While low rise jeans may not be for everyone, I think the high rise jeans should be for no one.

She may not be tanned and toned in that shot, but she is still pretty damn skinny. And even if she picked up a few pounds one thing remains the same, she is still dumb as a rock. But hey we all love her that way.
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:15 pm

It just seems like it happened so fast. When they were showing pictures of her last year she still looked awesome. I also like curves on a woman, but not as much as she is showing now - especially pictures 2 & 3. I think her Dukes of Hazzard days were her best.

Quoting Andz (Reply 5):
And the editorial questions the authenticity of her tits....

I think they are real.......
 
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:13 pm

Singing at a chilli cook off. I think that says it all. I'll agree those pants are not the best choice, though she has never been "the sharpest knife in the drawer" either.
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:15 pm



Quoting FLY2HMO (Reply 4):
And I just realized I broke my new years resolution by mentioning her. ARGGH!!!

I don't think anyone on these boards can say that's a shocking revelation!
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:25 pm



Quoting Tiger119 (Thread starter):
Apparently, someone is making Jessica's weight an issue. I personally think she is an absolutely beautiful woman.

Beautiful women don't wear mom jeans.  thumbsdown 

Quoting FLY2HMO (Reply 4):
Yeah I hate the twig-bodied girls. I tend to like athletic girls, like these:

Track Girl is an epic piece  drool 
 
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:36 pm



Quoting Aaron747 (Reply 9):
I don't think anyone on these boards can say that's a shocking revelation!

Jeez thanks  grumpy 

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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:07 am

Whatever her weight, I'm sure it would be 8 lbs heavier if she had a brain up there.  duck   wink 
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:25 am

First off, I really do not know why the status of Jessica Simpson's weight is such an issue. There are far more important things going on in the world.


VonRichtofen,

Quote:
Other than high school boys, most men including myself want a woman with some curves.

Not to mention women like me like women with some curvature (Though I think there can be such a thing as too curvy i.e. 42DD-26-56) as well.


FlyDeltaJets87,

A human brain only weighs about 3 to 3.5 lbs on average...


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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:36 am

It astounds me that people are so critical of this situation when they are probably lardasses themselves. Who cares if she gains some weight? She is human after all. It happens to the best of us.

Quoting FLY2HMO (Reply 4):

Uh, you'll have to excuse me, I'll be back in a minute.
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:05 am

Making issues out of a celebrity's weight s probably the main reason that teenagers (and older) have eating disorders. If you're not a size 0-1, you're a "plus size"....umm, HUH?

Stupid, stupid, stupid...
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:43 am

It's usually some fat editor sitting behind their keyboard typing an article inbetween bites of McDonald's french fries that thinks up these stories. Same thing a couple of years ago when Brittany Spears put on a few pounds.
 
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:51 am

Well, she is dating Tony Romo. Need I say more?  Wink

That's what happens when you date a "current cast member" of Dallas... Big grin
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:07 am



Quoting FLY2HMO (Reply 4):
I tend to like athletic girls, like these:

- Who is the first girl? Looks like a pole vaulter maybe?
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:14 pm



Quoting Tiger119 (Reply 18):
Looks like a pole vaulter maybe?

Well she is holding a pole.  Silly
 
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:52 pm



Quoting DfwRevolution (Reply 10):
Beautiful women don't wear mom jeans.

It doesn't matter what beautiful women wear, they can wear coveralls and still be hot.

Quoting FlyDeltaJets87 (Reply 12):
I'm sure it would be 8 lbs heavier if she had a brain up there.

This is America, if you are a hot girl you don't need brains.

Quoting Steeler83 (Reply 17):
Well, she is dating Tony Romo. Need I say more?

Hey more power to the guy, maybe he is hung like John Holmes who knows.

As for her boobs I think they are real.
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:01 pm

The thing is even though I think she is dumber than a box of rocks, her people who handle her might have a brain between them and hence the reason for putting her out in such a bad outfit. It generated interest and let us be honest here, her career is not all that and a bag of chips right now. Come on it got people talking about her outfit and away from the fact that the gig she was singing at was a chilli cook off.
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:45 pm

She looked great before and she looks great now... nothing wrong with a few more curves, it looks good on her.
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:09 pm




Boing!

If that's what passes for "fat" these days, sign me up. This is an awesome angle.

She's a dumb blonde, but not lacking in the physical sense, that's for sure. Although that booty isn't big enough for guys like Superfly.  Smile
 
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:09 pm



Quoting Tiger119 (Reply 18):
- Who is the first girl? Looks like a pole vaulter maybe?

Allison Stokke. I think the second on is her as well (at least according to the file name) She's some highschool pole vaulter who's only claim to fame is her hotness and has turned into a sort of internet celebrity because of it.

Although apparently she is a prude, she's been offered modeling gigs and turned them down, and she has requested many websites to remove her pictures because "she doesn't like drawing unnecessary attention"

Helloooooo! When was the last time she saw herself in a mirror? She might as well cover herself up like muslim women  Yeah sure
 
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:24 am



Quoting FLY2HMO (Reply 4):
And I just realized I broke my new years resolution by mentioning her. ARGGH!!!

FAIL

In all fun, I just got over an ex and have just started to talk to her on a friend level. Its not so bad...call me dumb but I have no enemies for a reason.
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:56 am



Quoting Aero145 (Reply 19):
Well she is holding a pole.

- It was either that or a large javelin!  rotfl 

Quoting Slider (Reply 23):
This is an awesome angle.

- I really like that angle  bigthumbsup 

Quoting FLY2HMO (Reply 24):
Allison Stokke

- That will give me something to research!
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:30 am



Quoting Slider (Reply 23):
Boing!

GOD BLESS TEXAS! Thanks for posting!

Quoting Slider (Reply 23):
Although that booty isn't big enough for guys like Superfly.

Oh no that is too skinny, hey I just had a flashback to that pic he posted where there was a huge booty on the television screen!  crazy 
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:55 am



Quoting Tiger119 (Reply 26):
- It was either that or a large javelin!   

LOL - Wouldn’t think she’s THAT bad...  Wink

Quoting Tiger119 (Reply 26):
- That will give me something to research!

I guess you’ll be disappointed.  Silly
 
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:28 pm



Quoting NIKV69 (Reply 27):
GOD BLESS TEXAS! Thanks for posting!

She's from Texas huh? Didn't know. Suppose that stands to reason.
 
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:34 pm



Quoting FLY2HMO (Reply 4):
Those two remind me of my ex, she ran the equivalent of a marathon a week, except she had no manly biceps or overly muscular legs. Just nice and toned curves.

We keep hearing about this 'ex'...and how she looked like a model  cheeky   liar 

Show us some pics so we can make our own decisions...  sly 


As for JS...I'd hit that....and as for her bOObs...they might be real but seem to be seriously photoshopped on this cover...since the 'curvature' and the 'oompfff' factor don't seem to go along.
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:48 am



Quoting Aero145 (Reply 28):
LOL - Wouldn’t think she’s THAT bad...

- That's funny, I was talking about a pole vault!

Quoting Aero145 (Reply 28):
I guess you’ll be disappointed.

- Yeah, I was. She looks older in the picture on this thread..........

Quoting Slider (Reply 29):
She's from Texas huh? Didn't know. Suppose that stands to reason.

- A lot of blondes from Texas?
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Sun Feb 01, 2009 8:51 am



Quoting Slider (Reply 29):
She's from Texas huh? Didn't know. Suppose that stands to reason.

Born in Abilene and Jessica Simpson is her Christian name, not a stage name. She is just so perfect that woman. I bet she can handle a shotgun quite well too!  biggrin 
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:55 am



Quoting FLY2HMO (Reply 4):
I tend to like athletic girls, like these:

Agreed!



Quoting VonRichtofen (Reply 1):
I'd be more attracted to a pretty woman who was slightly overweight with some nice curves than one with a scrawny bean pole build like Hilton.

I'd prefer Kim over Paris as well!





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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:53 am



Quoting Slider (Reply 23):
Although that booty isn't big enough for guys like Superfly.

Well she's getting there.  Smile
Just give it a another year.

Quoting VonRichtofen (Reply 1):
I really wish the Paris Hilton body type would fall out of popularity.

Other than high school boys, most men including myself want a woman with some curves. I'd be more attracted to a pretty woman who was slightly overweight with some nice curves than one with a scrawny bean pole build like Hilton.

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Amen!

Quoting PC12Fan (Reply 14):
It astounds me that people are so critical of this situation when they are probably lardasses themselves. Who cares if she gains some weight? She is human after all. It happens to the best of us.

Isn't that the truth.
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:29 am



Quoting Slider (Reply 23):
This is an awesome angle

What does a man wants more than that.Full down there and empty up there.

Quoting JetMech (Reply 33):
Paris

Not that empty.
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:31 pm



Quoting Superfly (Reply 34):
Well she's getting there.
Just give it a another year.

No we don't want her that big!
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:12 pm



Quoting Phoenix9 (Reply 30):
Show us some pics so we can make our own decisions...

I told you guys I'd delete them coming '09 and I did. The only interesting one for you guys would've been a grainy cellphone pic of her in her undies.

Quoting JetMech (Reply 33):
Agreed!

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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:31 am



Quoting FLY2HMO (Reply 37):
The only interesting one for you guys would've been a grainy cellphone pic of her in her undies.

- A grainy picture is better than no picture at all!

- I have avoided television for the past couple of days. Is Jessica's weight still a media topic of discussion?

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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:58 am

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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:54 am



Quoting FlyDeltaJets87 (Reply 12):
Whatever her weight, I'm sure it would be 8 lbs heavier if she had a brain up there.

Hey, I met her about 10 years ago. She's really sweet (and really shy in person). Actually, she seemed a bit flirty with me, which is odd, but probably because I'm completely uninterested.

And she's not the dumb bimbo ditz that everyone seems to make her out to be.
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:28 am

Ha. She is fat??? OMG someone please help me to see it!

The weight gain didn't help her back side though lol. Its still flat!
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RE: Jessica Simpson's Weight

Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:20 pm



Quoting COrocks (Reply 7):
Quoting Andz (Reply 5):
And the editorial questions the authenticity of her tits....

I think they are real.......



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