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What You Get To Find In The Restrooms Of MIA!

Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:37 pm

Hey everyone,

I've seen several threads about MIA on a.net and certainly one can't never get enough. Last week I had a quick layover there and, after grabbing a bite and wander around the terminal, I went to the restrooms.

Right after washing my hands, for my surprise (and the poor Cuban cleaning guy's) there was an USED condom on top of the trash can. And when I say used, I absolutely mean every letter on that word (trying to avoid getting a bit too graphic here).

At first, I was astonished as I thought: what!? where!? how!? Then, I just got distracted by the humongous curse the cuban dude yelled. I couldn't help myself to burst in laughter, as well as other spanish speaking people inside the restroom.

Now, seriously, how in heaven!?

Anything familiar to you all?

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Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:53 pm

No rubbers but I stopped to eat breakfast in a Denny's near VCV on my way to LAX and the bathroom was the worst I have ever seen. Look like it hadn't be cleaned in 3 years. Smelled so bad I relieved my self and made sure I was at least a foot from the urinal and didn't even go near the sink as I ran out the door. Wish I had my camera.
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:27 pm



Quoting 797 (Thread starter):
At first, I was astonished as I thought: what!? where!? how!?



Quoting 797 (Thread starter):
Now, seriously, how in heaven!?

It's really pretty simple. Two people went into the bathroom and used one of the stalls. People have sex everywhere, everyday. Including airports and airplanes. Not really that much of a surprise. I have an Icelandic friends who's used the bathroom at BOS's terminal B a couple times.
 
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:31 pm



Quoting PWM2TXLHopper (Reply 2):
It's really pretty simple. Two people went into the bathroom and used one of the stalls. People have sex everywhere, everyday. Including airports and airplanes. Not really that much of a surprise. I have an Icelandic friends who's used the bathroom at BOS's terminal B a couple times.

It against the law though.. Just ask particular Rep. Senator whose last name rhymes with "leg"...
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:31 pm

Was "former" Senator Larry Craig in town by any chance?

[Edited 2009-01-30 12:33:08]
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:34 pm



Quoting Mt99 (Reply 3):
It against the law though.. Just ask particular Rep. Senator whose last name rhymes with "leg"...

No, he was just reaching down to pick a piece of toilet paper off the stall floor... And he just happened to have a "wide stance."
 
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:56 pm



Quoting NIKV69 (Reply 1):
Wish I had my camera.

No thanks.  Wink
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:04 pm

Well, the good thing is: They used a condom! Better than doing it without  Wink

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Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:11 pm



Quoting Luv2fly (Reply 4):
Was "former" Senator Larry Craig in town by any chance?


You beat me to it  hissyfit . But I'll post my remark anyways.



My bad, I was going to miss my flight.

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Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:28 pm

Doh... already a few Larry Craig references... I'll pass for now!  Wink
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:45 pm



Quoting NIKV69 (Reply 1):
No rubbers but I stopped to eat breakfast in a Denny's near VCV on my way to LAX and the bathroom was the worst I have ever seen. Look like it hadn't be cleaned in 3 years. Smelled so bad I relieved my self and made sure I was at least a foot from the urinal and didn't even go near the sink as I ran out the door. Wish I had my camera.

Went to a Denny's Diner in Grandview (Kansas City) when I was nine. The now-brownish-yellow-yet-formerly-white Toilets had little presents awaiting the next victim, toilet paper EVERYWHERE, not one clean toilet. And the smell?! Never went back.

The Denny's closed down a few years later.
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:00 am



Quoting NWADC9 (Reply 10):
The Denny's closed down a few years later.


Not sure this one will ever close, it did the most business I ever seen. Mostly due to the fact it was the only decent place to eat for miles. Just make sure you have already went to the bathroom.  biggrin 
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:42 am



Quoting PWM2TXLHopper (Reply 2):
It's really pretty simple. Two people went into the bathroom and used one of the stalls. People have sex everywhere, everyday. Including airports and airplanes. Not really that much of a surprise. I have an Icelandic friends who's used the bathroom at BOS's terminal B a couple times.

Dude I gotta tell you, this is perhaps the most crowded restroom in MIA. Right next to the AA counters in concourse E, outside the security area. It would be very obvious so I highly doubt it was an easy task.

Moreover, the shit was freshly thrown into the garbage, and ON TOP of the other trash... which means was recent. At noon. You tell me if it's that simple!
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:50 am



Quoting PWM2TXLHopper (Reply 2):
I have an Icelandic friends who's used the bathroom at BOS's terminal B a couple times.

I would think the bathroom in the former Terminal D would be better...way off the beaten path  Wink
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:30 am

Maybe a guy had a quick tug before he flew :p

Seriously, a pair of gloves and some paper towel and away it goes. I personally don't see the need to post about it. It's no different than picking up dirty used toilet paper or garbage IMO.
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:27 am

It could have just been a practical joke too, I heard of this being done before. Leave a condom which looks used in a public place. It was on the side of the can someone might have put it there unpurpose so people see it.
Either way funny story. (it could happen anywhere)
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:31 am



Quoting FlyMIA (Reply 15):
funny story.

Funny, unless you're the guy that has to clean it!
 
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:58 am



Quoting PWM2TXLHopper (Reply 2):
I have an Icelandic friends who's used the bathroom at BOS's terminal B a couple times

The least surprising thing I read today.  Silly

Quoting WILCO737 (Reply 7):
Well, the good thing is: They used a condom! Better than doing it without

You’ll get many disagreers to that statement, Wilco!  Wink
 
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:15 pm

In the early 1990's it wasn't uncommon at EWR to see junkies shooting up or homeless persons washing themselves in the rest rooms on the pre-security areas of the terminal buildings.
 
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:30 pm



Quoting NIKV69 (Reply 1):
No rubbers but I stopped to eat breakfast in a Denny's near VCV on my way to LAX and the bathroom was the worst I have ever seen. Look like it hadn't be cleaned in 3 years. Smelled so bad I relieved my self and made sure I was at least a foot from the urinal and didn't even go near the sink as I ran out the door. Wish I had my camera.


You do realize that the employees who prepare and serve your food use the same restroom?

As for the MIA incident, could the user have actually put it in the trash can and not on top of it?
Or better yet, have flushed it down the toilet. You don't think this was a drug mule re-claiming his baggage in stall number 3?  Wow!
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Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:50 am



Quoting PSA727 (Reply 19):
You don't think this was a drug mule re-claiming his baggage in stall number 3?

Hadnt thought of that one...several years back an Air Jamaica flight had to emergency land bc of a pax whose "cargo" exploded in his stomach. Sadly, he didnt ever get the chance to deliver the goods...


(he died in case you misread that last statement  Wink)
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