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Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:06 am

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust
TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl

Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7...Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

Sounds like self defense to me...then again he shouldn't have kissed the hooker, I believe that's against protocol.  Wink



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RE: Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:15 am

The ShamWow isn't going to work for Vince Shlomi this time! I always thought that something seemed - well - sleazy about the guy. But the hooker was apparently known for her psycho behavior by the local authorities. Probably too much of the (crack/meth) pipe.

What's next? Billie Mays caught with a "wide stance" at a bathroom gloryhole at MSP?  Wow!
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RE: Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:28 am

Looks like she slapchopped his face...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv5QUOQv6u0
 
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RE: Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:45 am

Does the ShamWow clean up bad PR?

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RE: Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:48 am

I have a "Shamwow", and I damn sure ain't impressed with it either!

Too bad they don't work as well as the ones on his infomercials.

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RE: Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:06 am

"Don't follow me cameraguy."

Sincerely,
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Is the hooker German? You know the Germans make good stuff.
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RE: Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:19 pm



Doesn't this belong in the "would you hit it" thread?  Smile

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RE: Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:50 pm

I get a teeny bit closer to throwing the TV out the window every time I see one of his infernal infomercials...so just rewards are had!  Wink
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RE: Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:56 pm



Quoting Confuscius (Thread starter):

All I have to say is, "You're gonna love my nuts!" 'Nuff said.
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RE: Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:01 pm

Does he get to wear his headset while he's in jail?

I'm sure that would mean a lot to him.
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RE: Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:36 pm

I found this line interesting:

Quoting Confuscius (Thread starter):
Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex."

Does that mean he "gives it away" to the men or she had to prove she really is a she or just what does that mean?  mischievous 
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Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:44 pm



Quoting Confuscius (Thread starter):
Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex."

Cash? I would have guessed just 2 Easy Payments of $500.
Does he get twice as much if he does it in the next ten minutes?
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RE: Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

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Quoting Revelation (Reply 6):
Doesn't this belong in the "would you hit it" thread?

is her shirt inside-out and backwards?
Looks like she had put on her cloths quickly for the photo?
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RE: Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:57 pm

Perhap Vince and Pee Wee can get together for a two man show?
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RE: Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:02 pm

Someone would pay $1000 for this?



Looks like a 12 year old pre-pub kid with a blonde whig on... If that's the best Miami Beach has to offer, I shudder what the rest of the pay-per-screw population elsewhere looks like. You need to invest in your hooker infraestructure and fast!
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RE: Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:04 pm



Quoting YooYoo (Reply 12):
is her shirt inside-out and backwards?

Both from the looks of it.

Quoting USPIT10L (Reply 8):
All I have to say is, "You're gonna love my nuts!"

They will in prison.
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RE: Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:08 pm

That's what happen when you start moving into Billy Mays' turf!
 
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RE: Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:25 pm



Quoting Seb146 (Reply 10):
Does that mean he "gives it away" to the men or she had to prove she really is a she or just what does that mean?

I can't believe I'm answering this...Straight sex means normal sex not anything freaky. Tab a in slot a not in slot b, c, d or e. Does that help.
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RE: Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:34 pm

What I find funny is that I hadn't seen these commercials for a long time, and then shortly before the story broke, they started popping up again.

Quoting IAirAllie (Reply 17):
I can't believe I'm answering this...

Meh, I lead a sheltered life (according to some) and I knew what it meant.
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RE: Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:47 pm



Quoting YooYoo (Reply 12):

is her shirt inside-out and backwards?
Looks like she had put on her cloths quickly for the photo?

If Vince wouldn't have stole her blouse and put it on backwards, she'd look decent. Hey Vince, does your ShamWow clean up a pretty floral pattern?
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RE: Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:51 pm



Quoting Derico (Reply 14):
Looks like a 12 year old pre-pub kid with a blonde whig on... If that's the best Miami Beach has to offer, I shudder what the rest of the pay-per-screw population elsewhere looks like. You need to invest in your hooker infraestructure and fast!

Given that NY Governor Eliot Spitzer was doing $4000 a throw, it's getting pretty expensive to go whoring around these days...

Vinnie Shamwow: $1000/throw
Eliot Spitzer: $4000/throw
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RE: Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:18 pm

http://home.att.net/~kidradd/shamwow.jpg


Not really related, but I figured it might get a laugh
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RE: Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:20 am



Quoting Homer71 (Reply 5):
Is the hooker German? You know the Germans make good stuff.

LOL..

Shamwow!, They'll be saying it everytime.... in prison!  Big grin
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RE: Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:09 am



Quoting Revelation (Reply 6):
Of course, if you hit it, you may loose your tongue...

Actually, I think you may lose your tongue if you don't hit it!
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RE: Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:27 am



Quoting AustinAirport (Reply 22):
They'll be saying it everytime.... in prison

I don't think he would go to prison for punching a hooker. That isn't much a crime. It's a felony, but not that big of one, if he has a fairly clean record.

Quoting Revelation (Reply 20):
Vinnie Shamwow: $1000/throw
Eliot Spitzer: $4000/throw

They should come to Detroit. They could get a hooker for WAY less than that on Michigan Avenue.

Quoting Smcmac32msn (Reply 19):
pretty floral pattern?

That is one ugly shirt.

Quoting Derico (Reply 14):
Looks like a 12 year old pre-pub kid with a blonde whig on

Looks like a junkie to me.

Quoting ShyFlyer (Reply 18):
What I find funny is that I hadn't seen these commercials for a long time, and then shortly before the story broke, they started popping up again.

I have seen this commercial on in Detroit several times in the last three weeks.
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RE: Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:16 am



Quoting IAirAllie (Reply 17):
I can't believe I'm answering this...

I was just thinking that he may have had a run in with a tranny or someone who was not all they said they were. Yeah, my mind can go wierd places when it wants to. Also, I.... Well... I just won't go there on a "family" board...

Quoting Falstaff (Reply 24):
Looks like a junkie to me.

That's what it was. Something about her just did not set right with me. I was thinking post-op, but she does look like a junkie.
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