Well, it got you to open the thread, didn't it !?!
Dear, dear AOL
It is time to finally say goodbye, after 12 years. You've promised me highspeed for years, but delivered nothing more than empty promises. You have a completely useless level 1 call centre where people don't understand me. You kick me off, but always tell me "We are unable to determine the problem." Alas, the camel's back was broken by the final straw when I was unable to get online for 2 whole days; no apology, no refund, nothing.
You have let me down too many times, old friend, and so I must let you go.
You, on the other hand, you're so young and refreshing, you have people at the end of the phone who actually sound like they're enjoying their job and, oh my goodness, your fast. More than that, you're my Virgin.
So I drive a 4x4. So what?! Tax the a$$ off me for it...oh, you already have... :-(