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Drunken Escapades Thread

Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:33 pm

A thread where you can discuss some of your stupidest and most embarrassing decisions while drunk.

A few weeks ago on campus, I got so hammered that I tried to take down a 50 ft wooden lightpost. Needless to say I couldn't even move it, and I ended up with a strained shoulder which hurt for about 2 weeks.

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RE: Drunken Escapades Thread

Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:02 pm

Stupidest:

I've done this many times after big wins/losses at school (tradition). Can get kicked out of school for this, but I only got a fine once. (wasn't at this one though)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tNcvSsqZlU

Embarrassing:

At drunk breakfast at school, I started barking at everyone I saw and pissed all over these fake plants near the food court. Needless to say, the cops weren't happy and received a nice underage citation!
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RE: Drunken Escapades Thread

Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:18 pm

I would still sit here tomorrow morning and typing when I would post all the stupid things I've done while being drunk and/or stoned. Big grin

I can be glad that I am still alive and that I've never been to jail for all the shit that I (and my friends) have done in a drunk condition.

The most stupid thing I've done drunk was driving several times (with my father's, my mother's my own, and a rental car in Spain). Furthermore I was involved in several fights in the football stadium and in bars which earned me a broken wrist, a broken rib and a really huge laceration at my right knee (you can still see the scar).

Fortunately are these time over. Nowadays I become quieter and quieter the more I drink.

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RE: Drunken Escapades Thread

Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:58 pm



Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 2):
I would still sit here tomorrow morning and typing when I would post all the stupid things I've done while being drunk and/or stoned.

Sounds like a great idea for a blog.  duck 

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 2):
I can be glad that I am still alive and that I've never been to jail for all the shit that I (and my friends) have done in a drunk condition.

The most stupid thing I've done drunk was driving several times (with my father's, my mother's my own, and a rental car in Spain).

Been there, done that, have photographic evidence in some cases.

I've done the drunk driving.
I've almost gotten into fights (one of them I will admit to turtling)
Made out with a girl that in sober circumstances I would not even considered.
 
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RE: Drunken Escapades Thread

Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:06 pm

I have never been intoxicated and im sticking to that.

I can remember urinating off the "Big Shot" that sits atop the Stratosphere in Las Vegas. Bout the only time it rains in Vegas...  duck 
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RE: Drunken Escapades Thread

Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:08 pm



Quoting Srbmod (Reply 3):
Sounds like a great idea for a blog.

Damn, there were no internet-blogs and cameras in mobile phones back then. If I would be 13 years younger, I would probably run the most funny blog of the whole internet.  Wink Big grin

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RE: Drunken Escapades Thread

Fri Nov 27, 2009 2:02 pm

Playing softball (baseball) on a company team at a local "sportspark" . The place served beer in 1 gallon plastics milk jugs (real classy place) which we sat around and drank after each game. Well we got hammered .... started talking shit and got tossed from the place. I then got on my motor cycle ., drove though the front gate past the attendent booth , down a few flights of stairs and rode it out onto the field's where other teams were playing. I rode it around the fields while dudes were chasing me . Tried to make it back though the gate ... and some dude jumped out and shoved me . I flew off the bike and crashed into a chain link fence shoulder first .

I got back up , picked the bike up by shear adrenaline ( Honda 750 nighthawk) and tore off. I ended up waking up laying in the parking lot of a city park with a broken collar bone and a bloody right ear. I got up , got the bike up, and rode home. Terrible .

Then there was the night I decided to take on the bouncers at a local strip club .... did not end well for me at all. I used to be a real idiot on booze... always fighting and racing and just getting into trouble.
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RE: Drunken Escapades Thread

Sat Nov 28, 2009 5:14 am

Hmm, most recent embarassment was when I was drinking with my boss one evening and was horified with the bar bill, so I stole the purse of a girl who was also drinking (I sort of know her, she used to serve there) and I figured in my befuddled state she was pretty rich as her boyfriend is a top NHL star, so she could afford my bill no problem. My wife came in to find me and rescued me from the situation just as I was routing through her purse trying to get out the wallet & credit card... my boss also disgraced himself. His wife came out to get him too, and got up their 3 kids out of bed into their van - he pissed against the side of the van in full view of his kids. "Mom, whys daddy peeing on the van in the parking lot???"
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RE: Drunken Escapades Thread

Sun Nov 29, 2009 12:35 am

I dance and shout alot, Im a happy drunk, roll on the christmas party!
 
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RE: Drunken Escapades Thread

Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:16 am

Text message or email ex's.  Yeah sure
 
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RE: Drunken Escapades Thread

Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:36 am



Quoting Shamrock321 (Reply 8):
Im a happy drunk

Me too and it's a great feeling. Now, when I awake the next morning, that's a different story!

Cheers,
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RE: Drunken Escapades Thread

Sun Nov 29, 2009 3:05 am

*Pissed in a fountain
*Almost blown myself up playing with fire works
*stolen beer steins from the pub
*almost gotten into fights with bouncers
*heaps of other stuff, but I was too drunk to remember.
 
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RE: Drunken Escapades Thread

Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:44 am

I "awakened" from a period of blackout to find myself not knowing which country I was in.

The joys of partying near the Dreiländereck.
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RE: Drunken Escapades Thread

Sun Nov 29, 2009 4:49 pm

Got this on email for not the first time recently so thought I would post it look out for yourself in there:

Stage 1 - SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.

Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING
This is when you realise that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.

Stage 3 - RICH
This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armoured truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you will win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet 'cos you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world.

Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!

Stage 5 - INVISIBLE
This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still SMART you know all the words.

The Morning after

Stage 1 - STUPID
As you regain consciousness and begin to enjoy the headache,
the churning stomach and the cold sweats, you realize that
you have lost not only several hours of your life, but also
the ability to concentrate on anything at all. You are now
STUPID and will remain so for a minimum of 12 hours.

Stage 2 - UGLY
Never entirely happy with the effects of the bathroom
mirror, the first thing you are horrified to discover is
that you have now become even UGLIER than you previously
thought possible. Not only have you got bloodshot eyes and a
glorious collection of spots but you are shaking so much
that your grandfather probably looks healthier.
Unfortunately you are still too STUPID to know better than
to try to shave while still shaking.

Stage 3 - POOR
Having crawled out of bed and got dressed, you are about to
shamble out the door when you discover that the money that
was to last you the week is now missing from your wallet.
Being STUPID, you have no idea what happened to it but the
traces of pizza on your clothes allow the possibility that
you might have treated everyone to a takeout at some point.
Alternatively your pocket could have been picked or you
might have given the taxi driver a fifty dollar note by
mistake.
Rationionalizing that you couldn't possibly have been that
STUPID and that you would remember being robbed, you come to
believe that you were the only one who bought any food or
drinks all night and start to loathe all your friends.

Stage 4 - FRAGILE
As you are now STUPID, UGLY and POOR, your consequently
FRAGILE self-esteem plummets. Your already FRAGILE physical
condition ensures that you feel liable to shatter if anyone
even speaks to you.

Stage 5 - CONSPICUOUS
This is the final stage of sobering up. Unfortunately,
everyone can spot this CONSPICUOUS condition and its cause
from a great distance. Even worse, they know that they can
complete your misery by making fun of you, and that you are
too STUPID to retaliate, too FRAGILE to hit them, too POOR
to bribe them and too UGLY to hide.

So any A.netters other than me  box   champagne   drunk   vomit 
Must think up a new one soon, slow moving brain trying to get into gear ;)
 
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RE: Drunken Escapades Thread

Sun Nov 29, 2009 6:18 pm

Text people I should not saying stuff I should not (as some aneters can attest to haha)

I seem to giggle more when Im drunk.

Im one of these people that seems to know when to stop though. Wonder what happens if I keep going??
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RE: Drunken Escapades Thread

Sun Nov 29, 2009 6:20 pm



Quoting LHR380 (Reply 14):
Im one of these people that seems to know when to stop though. Wonder what happens if I keep going??

Try it... when somebody has a video camera handy. Just so you can review your antics in the morning, not that it would appear on YouTube  Wink
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RE: Drunken Escapades Thread

Sun Nov 29, 2009 6:41 pm

Oh TOO many to list... The funny ones seem to all involve using public transport whilst drunk  boggled  and generally annoying everyone around us! (last Friday) with the evidence normally all over Facebook  laughing 

Oh and sometime I tend to fall asleep when drunk.

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RE: Drunken Escapades Thread

Sun Nov 29, 2009 6:45 pm



Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 15):
Try it... when somebody has a video camera handy. Just so you can review your antics in the morning, not that it would appear on YouTube  

Interesting proposal there Dan  Wink
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RE: Drunken Escapades Thread

Sun Nov 29, 2009 6:54 pm



Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 15):
Try it... when somebody has a video camera handy. Just so you can review your antics in the morning, not that it would appear on YouTube

I seem to remember a video from the MAN meet now.... THAT was funny/embarrasing!
 
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RE: Drunken Escapades Thread

Sun Nov 29, 2009 7:04 pm

I laugh a lot, fall over and fall asleep, that's about it for me. Alcohol makes me sleep, no matter what I drink. I was at an 18th birthday party on Friday night, I was asleep on the floor by 10:30 because it makes me that drowsy. I had to be revived with water to the face  Wink

The worst actual drunken act I've thought about (or not, in this case...) was the most recent New Year's Eve, I decided to streak up and down my house, then my friends locked me outside as the neighbours came out to see the fireworks leading into 2009. I have great friends, don't I? Big grin

These are the same friends who coloured me in with permanent marker when I was drunk that night, including my private parts. All I will say is, a nail scrubber can be surprisingly painful when used in inappropriate places...  Embarrassment I also had to shave my entire body because it had dyed my body hair, strangely. Sucks to be hairy, doesn't it? Big grin
 
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RE: Drunken Escapades Thread

Sun Nov 29, 2009 7:12 pm



Quoting DunaA320 (Reply 18):
I seem to remember a video from the MAN meet now.... THAT was funny/embarrasing!

That was a funny vid. Think I have a copy of it somewhere
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RE: Drunken Escapades Thread

Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:16 pm



Quoting LHR380 (Reply 20):
That was a funny vid. Think I have a copy of it somewhere

Yea, me too! I crack up everytime at the screaming!

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