Help me out with this. So far I've got...
THE ALLIANCE OF EVIL
Iran Air, Iraqi Airways, Syrianair, Cubana, LAB, and maybe a Venezuelan carrier or two.
"Your With Us Or Your Against Us"
Frequent flyer program: "BushMiles"
GENERAL TSAO'S ALLIANCE
China Airlines, Air China, China Southern, China Eastern, China Western, China China, and of course the entirely fictitious but oft-cited "China Air."
"Free Delivery with purchase of any ticket over $99"
Frequent flyer program: "MSG Club"