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Japanese Tits Used To Be Great; No Longer

Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:22 am

In a rather controversial change of classification, the Japanese Tit is no longer considered a Eurasian Great Tit by most ornithologists. It now forms its own species (Parus Minor), the Lesser Tit.




Stupid move IMO. Even though Japanese tits appear to be smaller on average, there is still reason enough to refer to them as Great Tits.
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RE: Japanese Tits Used To Be Great; No Longer

Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:25 am

Much deception when opening this thread.

MUCH deception...
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Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:49 am

I was waiting for something else than a bird ! Please change this picture ...
 
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RE: Japanese Tits Used To Be Great; No Longer

Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:07 am

Quoting Rara (Thread starter):
Even though Japanese tits appear to be smaller on average, there is still reason enough to refer to them as Great Tits.

If we're not talking about birds anymore, I have to concur. I see more than a few that qualify as great on a daily basis - and even the smaller ones are still bloody gorgeous for reasons I won't go into detail about here.
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RE: Japanese Tits Used To Be Great; No Longer

Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:09 am

Quoting francoflier (Reply 1):
Much deception when opening this thread.

MUCH deception...

      Well it is a while since we had one of these threads...
 
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RE: Japanese Tits Used To Be Great; No Longer

Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:16 am

Small is beautiful.!

Quoting Aaron747 (Reply 3):
even the smaller ones are still bloody gorgeous for reasons I won't go into detail about here.

You don't have to be "Dolly Parton" to get a second look walking down the street.. !
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RE: Japanese Tits Used To Be Great; No Longer

Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:37 am

I demand 15 seconds of my life back...
 
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RE: Japanese Tits Used To Be Great; No Longer

Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:52 am

Nooooooooooooooooooooo, I was hoping something different... 
Quoting francoflier (Reply 1):
Much deception when opening this thread.

  
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RE: Japanese Tits Used To Be Great; No Longer

Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:09 pm

Quoting francoflier (Reply 1):
Much deception when opening this thread.

MUCH deception...

Maybe I have seen too many of these threads, but somehow this content is EXACTLY what I expected...
 
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Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:18 pm

I agree, tits used to be better before...

so much for gravity...
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Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:32 pm

423 views, 9 replies   
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Mon Apr 26, 2010 2:29 pm

Quoting DAL767400ER (Reply 8):
Maybe I have seen too many of these threads, but somehow this content is EXACTLY what I expected...

indeed, as did I.... I think i've been here too long, and need to get out more!
 
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Mon Apr 26, 2010 2:53 pm

And I was already hoping to find something to delete   
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Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:19 pm

Screw tits. Here's a pair of boobies:



  

Quoting ManuCH (Reply 12):
And I was already hoping to find something to delete

Proof that's your sole motivation in life    
 
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Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:27 pm

Quoting Elite (Reply 6):
I demand 15 seconds of my life back...

                 


I was thinking the same!  

Rara, you owe us an apology and/or some real Japanese tits! 
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Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:34 pm

Quoting Fly2HMO (Reply 13):

Proof that's your sole motivation in life

Yes, HMO, but you also have a sole motivation in life...
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Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:35 pm

i could easily fit a couple of those tits in my mouth.
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Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:04 pm

Oh, how easy it is to mess with a bunch of sexually frustrated aviation geeks. Like stealing candy from a baby.
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Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:18 pm

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 17):
Oh, how easy it is to mess with a bunch of sexually frustrated aviation geeks. Like stealing candy from a baby.

Here's one for you Doc, it's even standing erect.......  


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Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:27 pm

Personally I'm more interested in the Brazilian ass than Japanese tits.



[Edited 2010-04-26 10:27:34]
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Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:31 pm

Very clever Rara ... 
Quoting yooyoo (Reply 18):
Here's one for you Doc, it's even standing erect.......

Way too funny ...   
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RE: Japanese Tits Used To Be Great; No Longer

Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:46 pm

Quoting yooyoo (Reply 18):
Here's one for you Doc, it's even standing erect.......

And here's one for the other team...

http://www.siamo.li/pre-airliners/gatto.jpg

Quoting Fly2HMO (Reply 13):
Proof that's your sole motivation in life

Where was that ban button again...  
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Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:54 pm

Quoting ManuCH (Reply 21):
And here's one for the other team...

i prefer short haired pussies.  
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Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:05 pm

Quoting ManuCH (Reply 21):

Where was that ban button again..


  

Quoting yooyoo (Reply 22):
i prefer short haired pussies.

I like mine fully bald. thank you.

 
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Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:35 pm

Quoting Fly2HMO (Reply 23):
I like mine fully bald. thank you.

Is any more proof needed that that is an outright perversion?   
 
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Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:37 pm

Quoting Klaus (Reply 24):

Is any more proof needed that that is an outright perversion?

Uhm yeah pretty much 

And considering the six, uhm, cats, Ive played with have been completely bald, I dunno what the furry types are like, but me thinks I would like bald ones better anyways.   
 
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Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:22 am

Quoting Fly2HMO (Reply 25):
And considering the six, uhm, cats, Ive played with have been completely bald, I dunno what the furry types are like, but me thinks I would like bald ones better anyways.

Yes, less of a chance to cough up any fur balls!   

Quoting yooyoo (Reply 18):
Here's one for you Doc, it's even standing erect.......

That's one erect cock!   
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Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:24 am

Quoting Fly2HMO (Reply 25):
And considering the six, uhm, cats, Ive played with have been completely bald, I dunno what the furry types are like, but me thinks I would like bald ones better anyways.
Quoting AznMadSci (Reply 26):
Yes, less of a chance to cough up any fur balls!

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Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:39 am

Quoting AznMadSci (Reply 26):
That's one erect cock!

And here's a huge one, I'm sure Doc will appreciate it 
Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 27):
Walking away before I get in trouble...
 
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RE: Japanese Tits Used To Be Great; No Longer

Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:31 pm

Quoting Aaron747 (Reply 3):
the smaller ones

Not in Yokohama, most are tig ol' bitties. Maybe in your neck of the woods.

The Nikkor 80-400 VR is great for Japanese tit(s) spotting.

Oh wait, we ARE talking about birds here.

Quoting yooyoo (Reply 16):
i could easily fit a couple of those tits in my mouth.

LMFAO, Jakob. I knew Canadiens are funny! Not Montrael, they suck!! Damn Halab.

[Edited 2010-04-27 05:33:32]
 
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Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:27 am

Just reading through the responses was more funny than the joke itself  
 
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Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:42 am

Quoting gocaps16 (Reply 29):
LMFAO, Jakob. I knew Canadiens are funny! Not Montrael, they suck!! Damn Halab

 
I hope Halak goes tits up tomorrow !!....and your Caps come through!!
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Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:23 am

You guys are hilarious. Really. 
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RE: Japanese Tits Used To Be Great; No Longer

Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:39 am

Quoting Elite (Reply 6):
I demand 15 seconds of my life back...

Haha, the laugh was worth every second. I too was expecting something else, but this is hilarious!!!

Quoting JBirdAV8r (Reply 19):
Personally I'm more interested in the Brazilian ass than Japanese tits.

Yep... nothing wrong with the hard working Brazilian ass......  
Quoting Fly2HMO (Reply 23):
like mine fully bald. thank you.

Couldn't agree more....   
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RE: Japanese Tits Used To Be Great; No Longer

Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:30 pm

Quoting Fly2HMO (Reply 13):
Screw tits. Here's a pair of boobies:

How about a little ass instead?



Feel free to make your own Doc joke here, if you dare...

Quoting Klaus (Reply 24):
Is any more proof needed that that is an outright perversion?

One man's fish is another man's foul...

Quoting Fly2HMO (Reply 25):
And considering the six, uhm, cats, Ive played with have been completely bald, I dunno what the furry types are like, but me thinks I would like bald ones better anyways.

I'm kinda with Superfly here, but nicely trimmed, please. Totally au natural is a bit too Bohemian for my tastes, and as above, can lead to some nasty furballs.

[Edited 2010-04-28 06:49:48]
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RE: Japanese Tits Used To Be Great; No Longer

Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:38 pm

When have Japanese tits ever been great?!  
Quoting Rara (Thread starter):
In a rather controversial change of classification, the Japanese Tit is no longer considered a Eurasian Great Tit by most ornithologists. It now forms its own species (Parus Minor), the Lesser Tit.

Oh, I see what you did there...  
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Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:40 pm

Quoting A332 (Reply 35):
When have Japanese tits ever been great?!

Don't knock it if you haven't had a generous sampling. Oh man, that was fun  
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RE: Japanese Tits Used To Be Great; No Longer

Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:49 pm

Damn!! you got me too!! I thought this was another "would you hit it?" thread   
 
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RE: Japanese Tits Used To Be Great; No Longer

Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:26 pm

Quoting Aaron747 (Reply 36):
Don't knock it if you haven't had a generous sampling.

Hmmm...

You seem to have done some field research into this particular species of bird.

Your statement piques my scientific curiosity.

From my Internet research covering this particular species of bird, it seems they are really quite noisy, especially when excited.

Their mating song seems to be especially loud.

Is this true?

Answer truthfully, this is science we are talking about, after all!
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RE: Japanese Tits Used To Be Great; No Longer

Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:04 pm

Let's not forget Canadas national animal,

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RE: Japanese Tits Used To Be Great; No Longer

Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:44 pm

Quoting Revelation (Reply 38):
From my Internet research covering this particular species of bird, it seems they are really quite noisy, especially when excited.

Their mating song seems to be especially loud.

Their mating song is substantially altered by the presence of lights and/or video cameras. I've seen little evidence of this internet-only phenomenon in natural settings. The directors deliver what they think domestic birdwatchers want to see/hear.
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Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:33 pm

Quoting Aaron747 (Reply 40):
Their mating song is substantially altered by the presence of lights and/or video cameras. I've seen little evidence of this internet-only phenomenon in natural settings. The directors deliver what they think domestic birdwatchers want to see/hear.

Ahh. I knew it had to be some sort of reason for that.

It's always best to do field research in the bird's natural environment!
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Thu Apr 29, 2010 7:22 am

Quoting JoeCanuck (Reply 39):
Let's not forget Canadas national animal,

"Oh Canada we love our beavers!" --- Classified   

And now I've got that song in my head! Thanks!   

Quoting Revelation (Reply 41):
It's always best to do field research in the bird's natural environment!

Yes, those Tits (birds) should be free and unrestricted in an au natural environment!   
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Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:13 am

This thread is hilarious and should be labelled NSFW (adding further fun to the title  ) because you'll probably laugh out loud while reading it 
 
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RE: Japanese Tits Used To Be Great; No Longer

Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:50 am

Quoting JBirdAV8r (Reply 19):
Personally I'm more interested in the Brazilian ass than Japanese tits.

Sorry to rip off your idea, but when I loaded the thread earlier the picture didn't come through so I didn't notice it... 
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