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Allah Tazered And Arrested For Cocaine

Sat Sep 25, 2010 4:47 pm

No kidding...

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Dateline: Connecticut—A 37-year-old man who officially changed his name to “Almighty Supremeborn Allah” was arrested earlier this month after Special Services Unit officers found $2,000 worth of cocaine in his New Britain apartment. The New Britain Herald reports officers were executing a search warrant on Almighty Allah’s apartment when the suspect fled the scene. “He ran and the officers used a Taser to get him into custody,” Sgt. Jeanette Saccente told the newspaper. After Allah was subdued, officers searched his home—unironically located on High Street—and found three grams of cocaine on a bedroom dresser and a baggie with another 18 grams. Allah was charged with possession of narcotics, possession of narcotics with intent to sell, possession of narcotics within 1,500 feet of a school or public housing project, and interfering with police. A judge held Allah on $300,000 bond following an arraignment hearing.
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RE: Allah Tazered And Arrested For Cocaine

Sat Sep 25, 2010 5:03 pm

The guy should be asked if he would like to be rried under Sharia law e.g. in Saudi Arabia or maybe under Malaysian or Indonesian laws (both countries with a Muslim population majority) for drug possession...
I´m quite sure that he´d pick the american laws. I doubt that he would like an 8 o´clock appointment with a Malaysian hangman or an Indonesian firing squad or the big Saudi headsman with his razorsharp sword in Jeddah.

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RE: Allah Tazered And Arrested For Cocaine

Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:41 am

Quoting Dreadnought (Thread starter):
No kidding...

   You can't make this stuff up!

Quoting MD11Engineer (Reply 1):

I´m quite sure that he´d pick the american laws. I doubt that he would like an 8 o´clock appointment with a Malaysian hangman or an Indonesian firing squad or the big Saudi headsman with his razorsharp sword in Jeddah.

Not sure for me, personally. Given life in prison or a razor-sharp sword, I'll take the sword. It'd be quick...
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RE: Allah Tazered And Arrested For Cocaine

Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:56 am

Quoting Dreadnought (Thread starter):
No kidding...

   One of the best headlines of the week. Yet, we call him a crackhead.
Also, on the same page:
Wisconsin—In other religious news, Bongo Jesus was arrested for attacking a critic with a guitar.
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RE: Allah Tazered And Arrested For Cocaine

Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:13 am

Quoting Centre (Reply 3):
Bongo Jesus was arrested for attacking a critic with a guitar.

Don't mess with the Jesus
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