I WOULD show what I wore for Halloween last year, but I'd be perma-banned from A.net forever.
Suffice it to say, on a $500 dare, I dressed up as a giant penis and went to a party dressed as said penis. Thankfully, everyone thought it was a creative costume and kept giving me alcohol for the rest of the night. It was as close to the 'real deal' as possible, with black pipe cleaner 'hair' and...yeah, I'll stop right there before I end up grossing everyone out. Ten beer and $1,000 later (I won the wager PLUS got five hundred for actually going out in public and NOT getting arrested), it was a good Halloween last year.
Despite being 19 1/2, when mom found out what I went as for the party (thanks to sister's idiot boyfriend leaking pictures of said costume onto the net), I was subsequently banned from dressing up for Halloween this year (unless she approves it) and kicked out of the house for a week. Hyatt Regency loved me for that one.
Anyways...this year, to avoid another week-long ban from the house, I am going as Nikules, Greek God of Cigarettes and Alcohol. I have a very nice toga and vine set up.
Hope I didn't frighten all of my A.net friends,
I need a drink.