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Man Arrested For Having A "happy Ending" @ SFO

Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:49 am

Man arrested at SFO for having a "happy ending" during TSA pat down.   
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RE: Man Arrested For Having A "happy Ending" @ SFO

Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:54 am

Something tells me that source is more of a spoof...

Still amusing though  

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RE: Man Arrested For Having A "happy Ending" @ SFO

Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:20 am

Did he exceed he 3oz. limit?
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RE: Man Arrested For Having A "happy Ending" @ SFO

Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:23 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 3):
3oz. limit?

Boom!

Well played sir. And unless he's Peter North probably not  
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RE: Man Arrested For Having A "happy Ending" @ SFO

Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:39 am

Quoting aa61hvy (Reply 4):
And unless he's Peter North probably not
being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

I hope he get's off.
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RE: Man Arrested For Having A "happy Ending" @ SFO

Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:44 am

Quoting varigb707 (Reply 2):

Quote from the "About" page on the site:

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RE: Man Arrested For Having A "happy Ending" @ SFO

Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:46 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 5):

I hope he get's off.

Waaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaa!

He already did.
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RE: Man Arrested For Having A "happy Ending" @ SFO

Thu Dec 02, 2010 4:02 am

I love the name - Percy Cummings!
 
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RE: Man Arrested For Having A "happy Ending" @ SFO

Thu Dec 02, 2010 4:24 am

Quoting varigb707 (Thread starter):
Man arrested at SFO for having a "happy ending" during TSA pat down.

That's some funny stuff right there....

I was listening to someone on the radio last week saying how he wanted the lights dimmed at the security check points, some wine, Barry White playing softly in the back ground and a gay man to pat him down because gay men know how to touch another man.....
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RE: Man Arrested For Having A "happy Ending" @ SFO

Sat Dec 04, 2010 1:43 am

I thought SFO used a private contractor instead of TSA?

Can someone elaborate?

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RE: Man Arrested For Having A "happy Ending" @ SFO

Sat Dec 04, 2010 8:28 am

Quoting fridgmus (Reply 9):
I thought SFO used a private contractor instead of TSA?

Can someone elaborate?

I think they look for Private Dicks for this position.
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RE: Man Arrested For Having A "happy Ending" @ SFO

Sat Dec 04, 2010 1:45 pm

I wonder if the evidence will "Stand Up" in court?  
 
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RE: Man Arrested For Having A "happy Ending" @ SFO

Sat Dec 04, 2010 3:13 pm

According to police, their case went limp after lack of evidence after the incident.
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RE: Man Arrested For Having A "happy Ending" @ SFO

Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:42 pm

Alegedly the TSA agent may losing their job over this. Rumor has it there is stiff competition for this position.
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RE: Man Arrested For Having A "happy Ending" @ SFO

Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:15 am

hahaha i absolutely love this story.
good for him  

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RE: Man Arrested For Having A "happy Ending" @ SFO

Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:45 am

No, I heard they didn't arrest him for blowing it, it was for lighting up a smoke after 
 
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RE: Man Arrested For Having A "happy Ending" @ SFO

Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:09 am

hahahaha

i would totally do something like this!!
 
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RE: Man Arrested For Having A "happy Ending" @ SFO

Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:31 am

This is typical media exploitation of a touchy subject. It's not hard news, so they massage the headline to make it look bigger. Then when it comes on the front page, people will eat it up.
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