-Wrap it up.
-Network, network, network.
-Always plan on graduating in jobless market and save money for a rainy day (learned that the hard way)
-Wrap it up.
-Don't make enemies. That guy with the really hot GF
that cheated on him with yourself could very well be the guy you will have to interview with one day.
-Avoid drama and avoid clicks (frats, sororities, jocks, preppy groups etc etc)
-This is college dammit! Time to get over highschool and act like an adult. And remember adults can have fun too FYI.
-Always be friends with a nerd with high grades, but don't take advantage of him or abuse the friendship either. However stay away from geeks and dorks.
-Did I say wrap it up?
-Always use www.ratemyprofessors.com
instead of hoping you'll get a good teacher.
-If you're the nerd, don't let other abuse of your skills. And certainly don't think stupid blonde girl will spread her legs for you just because you gave her a lecture on thermodynamics.
-Don't talk shit behind people's backs.
FREAKS SAKE, be considerate of your roommates. If you're a loud obnoxious lazy bum that doesn't know what quiet means, think Lysol is a party drink, use toilet paper mainly to clean up white gooey substances you just expelled from your body in the living room, needed your mom to teach you how to make your bed when she drops you off in school,think metal pots go in microwaves and that you can clean dishes with the same sponge as the toilet, do your roommates a favor and rent a pig stall far away from civilization. (yes, I had roommates that stupid)
-If you're an alcoholic or pothead studying a career (ie pilot) where a DUI or a positive drug test can destroy your career faster than you can say "jail time", then do yourself a favor and either get treatment or study basket weaving.
-When messing around with the university's main whore, wrap it up 5 times, then when done, douse johnson with alcohol and light it on fire. I've been told that hurts less than gonorrhea, chlamydia, or syphilis, herpes and AIDS.
-Always be relaxed and well rested the day of and the day before a test. Cramming non-stop 48hrs straight up to the test has been proven to hurt memory retention.
-Avoid run-ins with the law at all costs.
uhm thats all I got for now. sure is boring at work today