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Man Caught Driving While Watching Porn...

Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:43 pm

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An Indianoplis man was pulled in by cops last week for drunk driving while watching porn.

Actually, he was only charged with drunk driving – Indiana law not appearing to have a law governing the viewing of smut while hurtling down the highway while nominally in control of a tonne-and-a-half of car. At least not at the moment.

According to local rag, the Indianoplis Star, cop Mike Leeper noticed a 2004 Dodge Intrepid "drifting left of centre" heading north near the City's Washington St.

Leeper pulled the car over shortly after, still unaware that the driver was apparently trying to pull one off.

Source: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/12/13/dui_dvd/

I hope he gets a stiff sentence!
 
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RE: Man Caught Driving While Watching Porn...

Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:50 pm

Man, what a jerkoff. I hope he gets what's coming to him.
 
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RE: Man Caught Driving While Watching Porn...

Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:52 pm

I'll bet he was working his stick shift.
 
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RE: Man Caught Driving While Watching Porn...

Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:54 pm

If you have any idea how awful the women in Indiana look, you'd understand why this guy was drunk and having to watch porn, even while driving.

Seems like the appropriate penalty. Get him for the DUI.
Not even sure why the porn part was even mentioned in the story, especially since that isn't against the law in Indiana.
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RE: Man Caught Driving While Watching Porn...

Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:59 pm

Quoting Superfly (Reply 3):
If you have any idea how awful the women in Indiana look

Get down to Evansville and there are some pretty women there!
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RE: Man Caught Driving While Watching Porn...

Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:35 pm

I worked drive-thru at Taco Bell for a number of years. In Oregon, one can make a living on it. Anyway, one evening, a woman came through and had a high-priced stereo system; one with a fold out screen. Yes, she had porn playing on it. She was the only one in the car. That woman was sober.

The way the story in the OP is written, it seems like it is a bit like The Onion. Still, I hope the driver gets the shaft for a DUI. It seems a life like that will come to a head sooner or later.
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RE: Man Caught Driving While Watching Porn...

Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:54 pm

Quoting Aloha717200 (Reply 1):
Man, what a jerkoff.

I was about to say, what a wanker.

Quoting seb146 (Reply 5):
The way the story in the OP is written, it seems like it is a bit like The Onion.

The Register is a genuine news source (primarily on the IT industry), but they do report in that style.

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RE: Man Caught Driving While Watching Porn...

Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:07 pm

I just hope his hands were in the 10 O'clock and 2 O'clock positions on the wheel.

I remember a guy in the local area that was caught and fined on two separate occasions for watching movies while driving, I have no idea what rating the movies were in his case but I remember reading about it in the local paper. On the second occasion the judge also confiscated the video equipment from the individual, I believe the crime was driving without due care and attention.

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RE: Man Caught Driving While Watching Porn...

Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:20 pm

I know a while back a lot of the local wannabees , had the TV screens in the back of the headrests of the pimp rides, and always had porn going. It was kinda funny to be sitting at the red light behind them; not something you would want the kids to see though.

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