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How Evil Are You?

Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:28 am

People always say: "Oh, I wouldn't wish XXX on my worst enemy!"

So, what would you wish on your worst enemy?

My answer: Chronic daily migraines. With nausea.

C'mon, do your worst!
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:42 am

Not on any enemy but the worst situation I could come up with:

Quoting DocLightning (Thread starter):
C'mon, do your worst!

CHF and esophageal cancer with metastasis to the kidneys and colon, after 2 rounds of chemo and open resection.

Those are probably the worst, long term suffering illnesses I've seen patients go through and die from. Plus, I know the tests you doctors put them through that are degrading and completely useless. (no offense)

There are a lot of fatal brain and degenerative diseases I've seen that are bad but just don't last as long as CHF and bowel cancers.

God, I'm evil, haha. I still wouldn't wish anything like that on my worst enemy. Nobody should go through the torture of cancer or a long illness.



[Edited 2011-03-23 22:10:04]
 
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:49 am



 devil 

[Edited 2011-03-23 21:49:54]
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:55 am

I wish they wouldn't be my enemy. I don't consciously wish ill will against anyone, even douchebags like Osama bin Laden. Subconsciously though... I am very malicious... but I know how to control my actions. I don't wanna sound like a psycho but I've wondered if there's a way to connect a machine directly to the brain that bypasses your senses. The machine can make you feel incredible euphoria by sending the right signals to your brain, or to be evil, it can send pure pain....... But once again, I try and love my enemies (that's what Christianity REALLY preaches, right?)
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:59 am

Quoting DocLightning (Thread starter):
So, what would you wish on your worst enemy?

That they not cross my path again. Seriously.

Yeah, it sounds kinda lame, but I've found that when I would start hatching schemes and daydreaming about my enemies getting the comeuppance, I expended so much time and energy that could just be channeled elsewhere. There's just no point in it anymore.
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:39 am

Quoting DocLightning (Thread starter):
My answer: Chronic daily migraines. With nausea.

You're not a fan of pregnant women then?...

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Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:58 am

Quoting ArmitageShanks (Reply 1):

CHF and esophageal cancer with metastasis to the kidneys and colon, after 2 rounds of chemo and open resection.

No no no. Chronic daily migraines cause daily suffering with no effect on physical health. So they get to live with it for a long time. Your scenario is over in months! Wholly inadequate.

Quoting DeltaMD90 (Reply 3):
I wish they wouldn't be my enemy.
Quoting ShyFlyer (Reply 4):

That they not cross my path again. Seriously.

Yes, yes. Don't we all? You guys are no fun.  

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RE: How Evil Are You?

Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:59 am

Quoting DocLightning (Thread starter):
So, what would you wish on your worst enemy?

Being as I'm a firm believer in karma, I wish exactly the same thing on my worst enemy as I do on my best friend: That whatever energy, good or bad, that they put out into the universe returns to them many times over.

Quoting DocLightning (Thread starter):
My answer: Chronic daily migraines. With nausea.

Considering how many headaches and how much nausea my "worst enemy" causes every time he speaks, that does seem like appropriate retribution.
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:02 am

Quoting TSS (Reply 7):

Being as I'm a firm believer in karma, I wish exactly the same thing on my worst enemy as I do on my best friend: That whatever energy, good or bad, that they put out into the universe returns to them many times over.

I definitely agree with this sentiment. I do wish multi-drug resistant HIV on people who hold up "Thank God for AIDS" signs. But figure they're wishing it on themselves, anyway.
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:35 am

I may not be Evil.......But I can Retaliate with Impact.
In other words I never start a fight,but def finish one if unavoidable.
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:23 am

When I was 10 y/o I set up an concentration camp for insects, they died horribly.
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:16 am

Quoting ArmitageShanks (Reply 1):
Plus, I know the tests you doctors put them through that are degrading and completely useless. (no offense)

Tests that are degrading and useless? I work on a ward that deals with upper GI surgeries, oesophageal cancers form a bulk of our patients. What tests do we do that are degrading and useless?
 
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:36 pm

Panic Disorder with Agoraphobia and Vertigo. I cannot imagine anything worse. Except watching Gwyneth Paltrow sing.
 
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:50 pm

The most painful death/torture/harm I can envision is being slowly, VERY slowly, dipped in a tub full of liquid nitrogen. Those of you that have felt frostbite or been subject to cryotherapy know what I'm talking about. An extremely sharp, piercing pain. Anyways, the procedure would start by restraining said enemy or undesirable person of my life (a few psycho bitches I've dealt with come to mind   ) in a vertical position, placing them over the tub of liquid nitrogen, and then slowly dipping them into said tub at a rate of 1" every 5 seconds, with a longer delay once I reach the level of their naughty bits, to further increase their suffering. Eventually once they are fully immersed, I'd let them simmer for quite a bit until I'm sure their body is fully frozen. At which point they would be extracted from the tub and then Id smash them with a sledgehammer, shattering their frozen body into millions of pieces.

Damn, I'm messed up   

But revenge is a dish best served cold, real cold, right?  

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Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:09 pm

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Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:19 pm

Being forced to listen to Sarah Palin talk for 3 hours every day for the rest of your life.

Worse?

Being married to Sarah Palin and only getting a 3 hour break each day while she talks to some poor soul who also has to listen to her every day.
 
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:31 pm

With anything that would last, at one point I would feel pity, so usually I just want to burn their house with them inside.
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:04 pm

Oh I got one, this is pretty dark, and I'd NEVER do anything like this, but you gotta think that this would be baaaaaddddd. I would do nothing to them. I would hunt down every friend and relative they had at about 1 per month or so and take them all out maliciously with a note saying it's all my enemy's fault. I'd tell the enemy if he offed himself I'd continue to hunt down his loved ones, so he can't sacrifice himself for his friends/family. Of course, this would require me not to get caught, but this scenario is not real anyway. The emotional turmoil would be awful!

Someone should make a movie outta this!
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RE: How Evil Are You?

Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:14 pm

Quoting Fly2HMO (Reply 13):

And I thought I was evil.
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RE: How Evil Are You?

Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:39 pm

Quoting JetsGo (Reply 2):

I think this one wins the prize so far.

HMO's is painful, but entirely too fast. Hell, it would take less than a day!
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:58 pm

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 19):
HMO's is painful, but entirely too fast. Hell, it would take less than a day!

Ah but you see it's still slow enough to make it seem like hours for whoever I'm intending to torture at the moment, and the speed of torture is fully variable according to my mood 

Another one I have in mind: Being buried alive, inside a tight casket buried next to an underground metro station line (for noise), with an oxygen and water supply to make the person stay alive as long as possible, and make sure said person has plenty of time to contemplate their sorry life. This would be very fitting for a certain someone who tore my heart to shreds   

I think I better stop now. I'm even disturbing myself.   
 
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:59 pm

I used to be quite evil, then I cut it down to once a week (Tuesdays) and now, I'm off it for lent.

I can do no better than emulating the words of the immortal Cpl. Klinger when wishing ill on my enemies:

"May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your armpits".
 
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:41 pm

Not right for every one but sometimes .,,, being good to a "enemy" is torture enough.

I my case ... a certain individual who spent allot of energy , time and money trying to prove how bad I was in the end lost. I was certainly assigned a heavy load of responsibilities and burden over a long period of time however revenge in time is truly sweet. Years have passed and every time a fulfill my responsibilities and prove the case that I was not the person they made me out to be they have to recognize it. They will go to their grave many years from now with the responsibility of dishonesty , greed , loneliness and regret. I have gained everything and they have lost everything ..everything . I have grown as a person .. I have found love ... I have the love of those around me and they have only emptiness and regret.

As far as out right torture ..Hollywood style .... I would say being buried alive would be a evil end for a enemy. Claustrophobic insanity ..gasping and clawing.. slowly draining the last bit of the human survival instinct out of the victim.
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:48 pm

I would say root canal no anesthesia, salt water and vinegar rinse followed by stitches with dull needle. Enjoy.
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:06 pm

My worst enemy is a former best friend, he loves skiing, so I'd take a very slow power drill to both his knees, elbows and wrists. He's also a liar, cheat and thief, ironic since he's also a police officer, so I'd like to do something to get him dismissed from the force, and discredited amongst his family and friends eventually leading to his suicide. I'd then make an annual pilgrimage to his grave to crap and piss on it.
 
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:28 pm

Stranded on a tropical island with the world's most beautiful woman..... and impotent!!!!
     
 
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:45 pm

Quoting photopilot (Reply 25):
Stranded on a tropical island with the world's most beautiful woman..... and impotent!!!!

Better/worse yet, a herpes outbreak that won't go away. So you *CAN* get aroused... it just hurts to do anything with it, including handle matters yourself.
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:24 pm



Something tells me this wouldn't exactly be torture to our friend down in Bangkok. To the rest of us though...

Quoting Ken777 (Reply 15):
Being forced to listen to Sarah Palin talk for 3 hours every day for the rest of your life.

Worse?

Being married to Sarah Palin and only getting a 3 hour break each day while she talks to some poor soul who also has to listen to her every day.
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:47 pm

The enhanced TSA patdown and body scanner for anything they want to do in their lives. Grocery shopping, movies, etc

 
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:43 am

Hmmm...I recently tried to contact an old friend, but it appears that I'd left it too long for his liking and he told me that he'd "moved on". Being a bit annoyed and taking the "my phone takes incoming calls too" stance, I decided to share something with him that I had promised myself that I wouldn't. You see, every time I'd met up with him and his beloved partner, his partner had come on to me. On one occasion his partner had even managed to find out my mobile number, and had been sending me suggestive texts while I was sat across the table of a Chinese restaurant from him and my friend of 20 years.

I spilled the beans. I'm going to hell!
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:56 am

I dont know where it came from, but I told a jerk the other day to f*** himself up the ass with a cactus and ride home on a bicycle without a saddle...
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:07 am

TMI TMI TMI TMI.  Smile I will keep that to myself.

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Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:05 am

Quoting BAViscount (Reply 29):

I spilled the beans. I'm going to hell!

Was it worth it?  
Quoting YVRLTN (Reply 30):
I dont know where it came from, but I told a jerk the other day to f*** himself up the ass with a cactus and ride home on a bicycle without a saddle...

I once described the Board Certification Exam for the American Board of Pediatrics to be like being sodomized with a red-hot spike mace... except more long and drawn-out and borning.

I guess I'd wish the Eternal Boards on my worst enemy. That would be pretty damned awful...
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:47 am

My younger sister HATES my violin--my green violin. (I got this green violin in London in 2005, and taught myself to play.)

She hates me playing it--she says it "squeaks"--even though everyone else enjoys my playing (and I'm getting better). It is perfect, pure torture for her.

Someday I should just pull out the dreaded green violin in front of her and play away...for hours and hours...

My green violin would make a perfect torture device. If you need a confession out of someone, just call me and I will go to work with my dreaded green violin...for hours and hours at a time!

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Speaking of my younger sister, when we were kids, I used to torture her psychologically--by performing surgery on her dolls (implanting Lego cubes into them) and tying them up. (I did weird things to stuffed toys.)

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Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:11 am

The old 1000 cut routine. I'd make 1000 surgical cuts all over the body - carefully avoiding arteries to keep them alive for the whole thing.
I'd then swab all the wounds with 25%+ Hydrochloric acid - I'd tie them down in a small room with no windows and leave for several days and let them dissolve slowly but surely.
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:06 pm

I would put my worst enemy in a little space, with no light, bad air conditioning, and very high and very low frequency noises sounding all the time. I would give him/her the minimal amount of nourishment and take care that he/she doesn’t die. If he/she almost dies, I would make sure that he/she doesn’t die and thus torture him/her until it’s no use anymore.

The he/she would be mentally damaged for the lest of his/her life.   
 
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:57 pm

Quoting aerorobnz (Reply 34):
The old 1000 cut routine. I'd make 1000 surgical cuts all over the body - carefully avoiding arteries to keep them alive for the whole thing.
I'd then swab all the wounds with 25%+ Hydrochloric acid - I'd tie them down in a small room with no windows and leave for several days and let them dissolve slowly but surely.

Hmm, that's a new one for me. Sounds mighty promising    
 
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Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:45 am

Good scenarios for Criminal Minds
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Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:53 am

Quoting ConcordeLoss (Reply 37):
Good scenarios for Criminal Minds

Possibly, but I've got to say I expected to see a bit more creativity with regard to retribution. Both mental and physical torture have been well represented in this thread, but not many punishments tailored to fit specific transgressions.
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Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:19 pm

Quoting Fly2HMO (Reply 36):
Hmm, that's a new one for me. Sounds mighty promising

and hopefully not much of a body to clean up after...:-P
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Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:38 am

A careful injection of succinylcholine (doc, could you give a detailed explanation to the group of what that does please?) I am aware that it will cause a massive coronary accompanied by probably the greatest pain a man can endure. Of course that would cause a death that would come about too quickly, so I would suggest after the injection, wait a few moments, use medical techniques to resolve the coronary issue, wait a while, and then repeat the injection again and again.
 
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Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:48 am

I'd sentence them to live with my father for 20 years. Then, maybe to show some mercy because I'm not that cold of an individual, I'd reserve the spot in hell next to Hitler. Family therapy isn't an option thank you...it's complicated!
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Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:51 am

Quoting formerflyer31 (Reply 40):
the greatest pain a man can endure.

How would it be painful though? It's just a muscle relaxant.
 
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Sun Mar 27, 2011 4:06 am

I am quite sure many of us could come up with some terroristic, perverted, sexual assult and intensely painful ways to kill or torture someone. Even the US Military and our 'friends' in certain countries have helped us do some nasty things to terror suspects. The is also Chinese water torture, giving drugs so a person goes insane, put someone in severe isolation with no contact with another human for years as well as many forms shown in all kinds of terror/horror films using chainsaws, acid and axes.

Personally one I would like to see upon OBL and his top assistants would be to beaten up so every inch of their skin is black and blue, their crotch made from an outie to an innie, every rib broken and split, from kicks and baseball bats hurled by friends and relatives of those that lost someone in 9/11. Then after a few hours of that and no water or food or painkillers, wrap them in blood soaked pigskin but for their faces and thrown from out of a helicopter at about 1000 feet over the Indian Ocean (so they know the feeling of how those that jumped from the WTC towers did on 9/11), especially a spot crawling with hundreds of starving man eating sharks.
 
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Sun Mar 27, 2011 4:26 am

The passing of kidney stones, and I mean the stones that look like jacks attack.
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Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:46 am

Quoting formerflyer31 (Reply 40):
I am aware that it will cause a massive coronary accompanied by probably the greatest pain a man can endure

Its used every day in hospitals all accross the world. I am not an anesthetist, but if Im not mistaken its used in rapid induction of anesthesia. It is used in cases where patients need to be operated on which havent been starved for 6 hours, a good example would be an emergeny c-section.
 
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Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:55 am

Quoting BA6590 (Reply 45):
Its used every day in hospitals all accross the world. I am not an anesthetist, but if Im not mistaken its used in rapid induction of anesthesia. It is used in cases where patients need to be operated on which havent been starved for 6 hours, a good example would be an emergeny c-section.

It is used to provide short term muscle relaxation during intubation.
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Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:07 am

Quoting DocLightning (Thread starter):

Why Dear Doctor Lightning! Such words from our favorite Healer!   

Quoting formerflyer31 (Reply 40):
the greatest pain a man can endure.

I thought that was marriage?   

Quoting ltbewr (Reply 43):
Personally one I would like to see upon OBL and his top assistants would be to beaten up so every inch of their skin is black and blue, their crotch made from an outie to an innie, every rib broken and split, from kicks and baseball bats hurled by friends and relatives of those that lost someone in 9/11. Then after a few hours of that and no water or food or painkillers, wrap them in blood soaked pigskin but for their faces and thrown from out of a helicopter at about 1000 feet over the Indian Ocean (so they know the feeling of how those that jumped from the WTC towers did on 9/11), especially a spot crawling with hundreds of starving man eating sharks.

Works for me as well my friend!
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Sun Mar 27, 2011 5:58 pm

Quoting formerflyer31 (Reply 40):
A careful injection of succinylcholine (doc, could you give a detailed explanation to the group of what that does please?)

Succinylcholine (or Sux, as we call it for short) is a depolarizing paralytic. It mimics acetylcholine but isn't broken down by acetylcholinesterase. So it activates all the muscle fibers briefly, but when it fails to be degraded and when it fails to fall off the acetylcholine receptor, the receptors themselves shut down and the muscles are paralyzed.

It's used in rapid-sequence intubation and induction of anesthesia, although it is not an anesthetic.

Quoting formerflyer31 (Reply 40):
I am aware that it will cause a massive coronary accompanied by probably the greatest pain a man can endure.

Hardly. Won't do anything of the sort. It will paralyze you completely to the point that you can't breathe (which would be absolutely horrifying), but I once accidentally administered an 10x overdose of Sux to a baby who was already intubated and on a ventilator and she did absolutely fine.

Used to be that it would be used as a "chemical restraint" as follows:

"Mr. Jones, you are being aggressive and belligerent." *administer the injection* "Now, Nurse Rosie here is now breathing for you and you can't move. If Nurse Rosie stops squeezing that bag, you won't breathe and you'll die. So when this medication wears off, you're going to be very nice to Nurse Rosie, right?"

Worked beautifully. But also very cruel and now a banned practice.
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