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The Rapture Cometh-Get Ready For The End Of Times!

Thu May 19, 2011 5:52 pm

So in the USA a Christian group (not a church apparently) has declared that "the end of times" cometh on May 21!

So get ready for all the good believers to be delivered unto the Lord and all the rest, the unbelievers and those that believe the wrong thing, to begin their descent into Hell and Damnation. You (look at me, I am assuming you are all among the sinners... tsk, tsk...   ) may be alive for another 153 days after May 21 but on October 21 (153 days after May 21) the world and the entire universe will be destroyed! So there is no hope.

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As you may have learned from one of the 2,000 billboards worldwide, May 21, 2011, is Judgment Day, upon which the righteous – which totals 3 percent of humanity – will be whisked away to the sweet hereafter, leaving the rest of us to weather five months of extreme natural disasters until Oct. 21, whereupon God destroys the entire universe and everyone left in it.

At least that's what Harold Camping says. The head of Family Radio broadcasting network, which boasts 150 outlets in the United States, has what his website calls "infallible, absolute proof" that there's no point in making plans for Memorial Day weekend. It goes like this:

(follow the link below to see the math)
http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/201...1-When-will-the-world-actually-end

Repent yee sinners! You only have two days left!

Interestingly the employees of this guys headquarters are still planning on coming into work on Monday...

I guess I'll still have A.netter's to commiserate with for another 155 days (almost seems like too long  )

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Thu May 19, 2011 5:57 pm

I tried explaining this to my boss. She still wouldn't let me send a response to the opposing party that read
"Dear Ms xxxxxx

Because of the impending end of the world we consider your request moot. Stop wasting our last few precious moments on this earth. Repent, woman! Have a nice rapture.

Sincerely

Texan"
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Thu May 19, 2011 6:06 pm

This same exact dude predicted the same exact thing (with the same exact certainty) would occur in September of 1994.

He and Art Bell should form some sort of council.
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Thu May 19, 2011 6:31 pm

This is the third or fourth if you count 2000, end of the world event I will have been present at.

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Thu May 19, 2011 6:40 pm

Damn, I've only just renewed my annual subscription.

Did they give a specific time; it's just that there's a Buffy marathon on one of the satellite channels and I'd be sorry to miss it.
 
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Thu May 19, 2011 6:46 pm

Will Anita Baker be there to perform the Rapture?
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Thu May 19, 2011 6:49 pm

Quoting Airstud (Reply 2):
This same exact dude predicted the same exact thing (with the same exact certainty) would occur in September of 1994.

Yes, but he explained that! He said that he wasn't absolutley certain of that then. People should have noticed that he put a question mark at the end of the book title (where he made the prediction). He has stated that he is absolutely certain this time (and will be absolutley, positively, for-sure, super duper certain next time... for sure).

YOU are just a non-believer making excuses to not follow the Truth!   

Quoting kaitak (Reply 4):
Did they give a specific time; it's just that there's a Buffy marathon on one of the satellite channels and I'd be sorry to miss it.

Yes! 6pm pacific time! Giant earthquakes will shake the whole earth and mark its beginning!

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Thu May 19, 2011 6:49 pm

Saw on the news a report that there are people on craigslist trying to get these idiots to sign over their houses and cars to them since they won't be needing them anymore. Brilliant.
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Thu May 19, 2011 6:58 pm

Quoting 4holer (Reply 7):
Saw on the news a report that there are people on craigslist trying to get these idiots to sign over their houses and cars to them since they won't be needing them anymore. Brilliant.

Hilarious

Hopefully this guy has spent all his life savings, since he won't need it once the 22nd comes around. I bet a standard 401(k) for a guy his age (if he actually has saved at all) would let him take some nice vacations!
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Thu May 19, 2011 7:00 pm

As a die-hard Hedonistic sinner, I'm not losing a second of sleep over this.
Wake me up when they start hijacking aircraft and strap bombs to themselves blowing up subway stations, pizza parlors, dance clubs, etc.
Till then, this is a non-issue.
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Thu May 19, 2011 7:14 pm

Oh Lawdy, yes there are billboards here in Roanoke. It's the end of the world as we know it.   

I saw a bumper sticker recently that said "If the rapture comes can I have your car"!!!!!!

Somehow I'm hoping whenever the Messiah arrives, it will be a pleasant surprise rather than all this commercialized craziness.
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Thu May 19, 2011 7:25 pm

Quoting Airstud (Reply 2):
This same exact dude predicted the same exact thing (with the same exact certainty) would occur in September of 1994.

Like it or not, this Saturday is the day. Repent now while you have the chance.

I'm just itching for May 22nd to arrive. I'm gonna be trolling the many pages I find like there's no tomorrow.   

I'm going to hell anyway so I'm sticking around for the end of the world in October (the date they said the World would end) and have a party like there's no tomorrow!!!      
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Thu May 19, 2011 7:33 pm

Wow, way toooooo busy on the 21st:

2 soccer games
1 volleyball game
1 graduation party
1 Preakness party
the mowing of the lawn (assuming the Heavens don't open up...again)

Can we push this off a day or so?
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Thu May 19, 2011 7:34 pm

Quoting tugger (Thread starter):
"the end of times" cometh on May 21!

The end time comes on May 21st every year for me!! It's my birthday and by the end of the night I almost always wish it was the end of the world!!    =    =    =    =   
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Thu May 19, 2011 7:42 pm

Quoting fr8mech (Reply 12):
the mowing of the lawn (assuming the Heavens don't open up...again)

Supposedly the heavens will open up. Just not in the way you normally mean...
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Thu May 19, 2011 7:46 pm

No one gets out of here that easy people ! ... Unless you get off at "Willoughby" station ...
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Thu May 19, 2011 8:12 pm

Quoting ALTF4 (Reply 14):
Supposedly the heavens will open up. Just not in the way you normally mean...

Well, maybe I'll mow the lawn today...can't be too scaggely for the End-Times, can we?
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Thu May 19, 2011 8:25 pm

Quoting fr8mech (Reply 16):
Well, maybe I'll mow the lawn today...can't be too scaggely for the End-Times, can we?

Actually, what difference would it make on May 22nd? So don't worry about the lawn!

Besides, the Canucks and the Sharks play on the 22nd.

That could be the series clincher.

Or maybe not.

Actually, probably not.

I'd say that's more reliable a prediction than this one.
 
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Thu May 19, 2011 8:59 pm

Quoting fr8mech (Reply 16):
Actually, what difference would it make on May 22nd? So don't worry about the lawn!

Look, if I mow the lawn before a party or some get together, I will sure as heck mow the lawn before the The Rapture. That only makes good sense.
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Thu May 19, 2011 9:09 pm

Quoting ALTF4 (Reply 8):
Hopefully this guy has spent all his life savings, since he won't need it once the 22nd comes around. I bet a standard 401(k) for a guy his age (if he actually has saved at all) would let him take some nice vacations.

Actually I hear an interview with one of "the believers" and the guy did speak about no longer worrying about his 401k or retirement or other daily problems. His main concern now was his family and friends that did not believe, and he was trying to share with them, convince them, of the need to change/repent NOW.

Quoting dxing (Reply 13):
It's my birthday

We should have know that your birthday would mark the end.    Well let me be the first to wish you a happy birthday and end of times!      

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Thu May 19, 2011 9:10 pm

Not sure what the end of the world will look like, but I suspect Vogon poetry will be involved.
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Thu May 19, 2011 9:36 pm

Quoting EA CO AS (Reply 20):
Not sure what the end of the world will look like, but I suspect Vogon poetry will be involved.

Then I will have to find my towel...again.
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Thu May 19, 2011 9:45 pm

I'll be on a beach in Hawaii- BRING IT!!!!!
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Thu May 19, 2011 9:56 pm

Fantastic news, I won't have to bother doing housework/laundry etc this weekend.
 
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Thu May 19, 2011 10:04 pm

I'll be flying from London to Boston on Saturday. Think I'll ask the pilot if he's a born-again Christian, because if he is, I'm going down with the plane!
 
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Thu May 19, 2011 11:18 pm

Quoting ImperialEagle (Reply 10):
Somehow I'm hoping whenever the Messiah arrives, it will be a pleasant surprise rather than all this commercialized craziness.

Doesn't it say somewhere in the Bible that no one knows when the Rapture will happen? So, this is a non-event.

As for this crazy and non-sensical mess:

Quoting czbbflier (Reply 17):
Besides, the Canucks and the Sharks play on the 22nd.

That could be the series clincher.

Or maybe not.

Actually, probably not.

I'd say that's more reliable a prediction than this one.

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Thu May 19, 2011 11:26 pm

I am going to be in Vegas this weekend.

I highly doubt many people around me are going to be swept up by this Rapture. I may not even know the Rapture even happened.
 
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Thu May 19, 2011 11:33 pm

It'll actually be at 1pm on Sunday 22 in my timezone...hahaha
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Thu May 19, 2011 11:33 pm

Dear Jesus whose father is in heaven,


About this whole rapture thingy... Um I've a request to make: Please nay. Why, you ask?

Damn it, I was looking forward to a Combinatorics/Probability class next Spring... Please, can we postpone this event for oh, I don't know... 19 months or so? Until December 21st 2012 maybe? That would be groovy.

Thanks in advance, Jesus. It's not that I don't want to see you, Zombie Jesus, it's just that I want much much more to learn about all kinds of stuff.

PS Can I have my stapler? That would be greeeat.
 
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Fri May 20, 2011 12:02 am

LOL, I've got my May 21st plans all ready to go.......

1) Friends and I are riding our motorcycles from Toronto to Buffalo on a nice scenic route.

2) We're headed for Buffalo's famous "Anchor Bar"
http://www.anchorbar.com/

3) We're going to suck back some cold suds, enjoy a couple of baskets of Buffalo Wings and screw all the idiots that say the world is going to end...... But if it does, we'll be enjoying ourselves to the end. LOL!!!
 
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Fri May 20, 2011 12:12 am

ps does anyone else think there's a degree of Irony that OBL is killed just a few weeks before "End of days"??

maybe it was his plan to come back as a zombie all along...hahaha
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Fri May 20, 2011 4:01 am

Quoting AGM100 (Reply 15):
No one gets out of here that easy people ! ... Unless you get off at "Willoughby" station ...

I actually get this reference! Well done sir!
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Fri May 20, 2011 4:57 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 9):
As a die-hard Hedonistic sinner,

YOU? Really? I'm shocked!  Wow!

Don't worry, boys. By the time you all get to Hell, Larry and I will have the place organized.

Actually, I'm hoping there is a rapture. All the sanctimonious holy-rollers will vanish off the face of the earth. Imagine a world with no Pat Robertson, Fred Phelps, etc. The only people left will be us sinners.

And that, friends, will be a hell of a world (pardon the pun) to live in!  
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Fri May 20, 2011 5:08 am

I am scheduled to take the LSAT June 6 and would be SO livid if all of this studying and lack of social activity were for naught. Please god wait a month!!
 
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Fri May 20, 2011 5:23 am

REPENT!! And Thou shall be saved!

You only for a few days, so make your prayers count!
In all honesty you hear of all these dates including the most famous one December 21, 2012. Some people will go into great lengths to prophet the end of times. I have heard of some extreme groups either affiliated with Christianity or something else will do mass suicides or purge out all their assets on a day like this. Those folks need to scap all that crap and start going to church the good old fashioned way and learn the bible and maybe they will actually get some real learning right from the pages itself.
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Fri May 20, 2011 5:41 am

All this reminds me of something I heard many, many years ago:


"QUICK!!!! Look busy! Jesus is coming!"
 
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Fri May 20, 2011 5:41 am

So who is up for some Rapture Looting?

https://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=121968371215699
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Fri May 20, 2011 5:54 am

Quoting dc9northwest (Reply 28):
Dear Jesus....
Damn it,

Sorry man, you're pretty much screwed right there....

Quoting YYZatcboy (Reply 36):
So who is up for some Rapture Looting?

Oh, you're definitely going to hell for that!

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Fri May 20, 2011 6:00 am

Quoting tugger (Reply 37):
Oh, you're definitely going to hell for that!

That and my Absolute Antitheism.
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Fri May 20, 2011 6:03 am

I asked my boss if I had to go in to work on Monday if the world ended.

She looked at me with a deadpan, paused just long enough to let it sink through that she acknowledged the joke, and then said:

"Yes."

Hey, at least traffic will be light.
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Fri May 20, 2011 6:58 am

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 32):
Don't worry, boys. By the time you all get to Hell, Larry and I will have the place organized.


LOL!   
Nothing against heaven but the people I know that are going there are kind of boring. If the girls that are going to heaven don't 'put out' while they're down here, why should I believe they'll put out when they get to heaven?

I'm ready for hell. I love real spicy food so I'm well prepared.   
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Fri May 20, 2011 7:38 am

Quoting fr8mech (Reply 21):
Quoting EA CO AS (Reply 20):
Not sure what the end of the world will look like, but I suspect Vogon poetry will be involved.

Then I will have to find my towel...again.

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Fri May 20, 2011 8:04 am

Since I'm a day ahead here in Thailand, I can post here tomorrow in this thread how the rapture is going.
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Fri May 20, 2011 8:21 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 5):
Will Anita Baker be there to perform the Rapture?
I love this song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5oeC...eUaxw

Woow, this really bring back memories from Tahoe early -87!!
Thnx Superfly

*I know this has nothing to do w the topic but anyway*

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Fri May 20, 2011 9:07 am

Quoting solnabo (Reply 43):
Woow, this really bring back memories from Tahoe early -87!!
Thnx Superfly

Must have been a great trip.
That is a great song.
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Fri May 20, 2011 9:16 am

I don't know about you guys, but the whole rapture thing doesn't sound that bad to me..

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Fri May 20, 2011 12:43 pm

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 39):
Hey, at least traffic will be light.

Not in San Francisco it won't.  

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Fri May 20, 2011 12:54 pm

Happy birthday to me  
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Fri May 20, 2011 1:09 pm

Some people see a business opportunity anywhere

An atheist and entrepreneur from North Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured.

He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.

They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds."


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13468131


A bit rough though for the pets of exotic pet owning rapturists.

Unfortunately at this time we are not equipped to accommodate all species and must limit our services to dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged mammals. [Please note: we can now offer rescue services for horses, camels, llamas and donkeys in NH,VT, ID and MT ]

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/
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Fri May 20, 2011 1:57 pm

Quoting Superfly (Reply 42):

Since I'm a day ahead here in Thailand, I can post here tomorrow in this thread how the rapture is going.

3 minutes till the rapture in Melbourne, in NZ its been the 21st for 2 hours now. This rapture better not get in the way of me going to my first AFL match.
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