So get ready for all the good believers to be delivered unto the Lord and all the rest, the unbelievers and those that believe the wrong thing, to begin their descent into Hell and Damnation. You (look at me, I am assuming you are all among the sinners... tsk, tsk... ) may be alive for another 153 days after May 21 but on October 21 (153 days after May 21) the world and the entire universe will be destroyed! So there is no hope.
As you may have learned from one of the 2,000 billboards worldwide, May 21, 2011, is Judgment Day, upon which the righteous – which totals 3 percent of humanity – will be whisked away to the sweet hereafter, leaving the rest of us to weather five months of extreme natural disasters until Oct. 21, whereupon God destroys the entire universe and everyone left in it.
At least that's what Harold Camping says. The head of Family Radio broadcasting network, which boasts 150 outlets in the United States, has what his website calls "infallible, absolute proof" that there's no point in making plans for Memorial Day weekend. It goes like this:
(follow the link below to see the math)
Repent yee sinners! You only have two days left!
Interestingly the employees of this guys headquarters are still planning on coming into work on Monday...
I guess I'll still have A.netter's to commiserate with for another 155 days (almost seems like too long )
[Edited 2011-05-19 11:13:19]