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The Ultimate Karma

Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:22 am

 
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RE: The Ultimate Karma

Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:51 pm

Poetic justice in my books , may he root in hell.

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RE: The Ultimate Karma

Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:12 am

Damn, I always heard that older women were better in bed, but this 77-year must be dynamite!

        
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RE: The Ultimate Karma

Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:22 pm

Quoting Dreadnought (Reply 2):
Damn, I always heard that older women were better in bed, but this 77-year must be dynamite!

Sorry dude but that was in no way funny, when taken in context of the story

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RE: The Ultimate Karma

Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:36 pm

Quoting mal787 (Reply 3):
Sorry dude but that was in no way funny, when taken in context of the story

George Carlin proved that rape can be funny.

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Ohhh, some people don't like you to talk like that. Ohh, some people like to shut you up for saying those things. You know that. Lots of people. Lots of groups in this country want to tell you how to talk. Tell you what you can't talk about. Well, sometimes they'll say, well you can talk about something but you can't joke about it. Say you can't joke about something because it's not funny. Comedians run into that shit all the time.

Like rape. They'll say, "you can't joke about rape. Rape's not funny."

I say, "fuck you, I think it's hilarious. How do you like that?"

I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. See, hey why do you think they call him "Porky," eh?

I know what you're going to say. "Elmer was asking for it. Elmer was coming on to Porky. Porky couldn't help himself, he got a hard- on, he got horney, he lost control, he went out of his mind."

A lot of men talk like that. A lot of men think that way. They think it's the woman's fault. They like to blame the rape on the woman. Say, "she had it coming, she was wearing a short skirt." These guys think women ought to go to prison for being cock teasers. Don't seem fair to me. Don't seem right, but you can joke about it.

I believe you can joke about anything. It all depends on how you construct the joke. What the exaggeration is. What the exaggeration is. Because every joke needs one exaggeration. Every joke needs one thing to be way out of proportion.

Give you an example. Did you ever see a news story like this in the paper? Every now and then you run into a story, says, "some guy broke into a house, stole a lot of things, and while he was in there, he raped an 81 year old woman."

And I'm thinking to myself, "WHY??? What the fuck kind of a social life does this guy have?"

I want to say, "why did you do that?" "Well she was coming on to me. We were dancing and I got horney. Hey, she was asking for it, she had on a tight bathrobe."

I'll say, "Jesus Christ, be a little fucking selective next time will you?"
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