|Quoting TSS (Reply 11):|
Umm... I don't get that joke. Could you explain it to us non-Irish folk?
|Quoting geezer (Reply 16):|
A guy is at the hospital to get a vasectomy; the nurse instructs him to follow her to the examining room; they go in, and she instructs him to remove all of his clothing and lie on his back on the table; he does as instructed;
The nurse then removes all of her clothing, and "climbs on top"............they then "have at it"..........
Afterward, when they are finished dressing, he asks her, "so....what was that all about ?"
She explains to him.........." medical science has recently become aware that men preparing to have a vasectomy are much better off if they ejaculate before the procedure........it causes them to be more calm, and they get over it better.
The man replies, "I see";
While she is walking him down a hallway to the operating room, he notices 6 men in a side room, all masturbating;
Curious, he asks the nurse..........."what's that all about" ?
She explains to him.........
"They're all having vasectomies too; you have Blue Cross, Blue Shield, they have Obamacare"
|Quoting geezer (Reply 18):|
Hello there ! I'm Geezer, and I'm in the U.S.; can anyone in the U.K. tell me what "NHS" & "Bupa" are ?