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Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:42 pm

A friend of mine is opening a burger place (along the lines of White Castle/Krystal) and needs a name. I thought I'd throw it out to the marketing geniuses here on A.net.
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:29 pm

Quoting bjorn14 (Thread starter):
A friend of mine is opening a burger place (along the lines of White Castle/Krystal) and needs a name. I thought I'd throw it out to the marketing geniuses here on A.net.

Would we get royalties if the name is selected?
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Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:22 pm

I would go with something that sounds unhealthy. There are a lot of people who are sick and tired of being told what to eat and how everything they like is bad. If you gave a place a unhealthy sounding name I bet a lot of people would try it because of the name. If the food is good they will keep coming back! Something like "Greasy _fill in name of friend_ " comes to mind.

Quoting mt99 (Reply 1):
Would we get royalties if the name is selected?

I'll settle for a couple of free lunches.
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:25 pm

Quoting bjorn14 (Thread starter):
White Castle/Krystal

The only thing I can come up when I think of those chains is "MouthBurger".


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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:58 pm

Burgeria.

The message you were about to post is too short and probably not of any higher value to the topic at hand. You should think long and hard before posting a message in this forum and make it detailed and a valuable addition to the topic discussed.

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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 05, 2012 5:05 pm

How about "Burgers!"...? It's easy, simple and says exactly what it offers.
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 05, 2012 5:12 pm

I think you should call it something that sounds like you about to get your a$$ kicked like "Das Beef" or "Cow Chuckers"

I like my royalties with bacon, ketchup, mustard, onins and lettuce with a Vnialla shake and fries(chips).
 
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 05, 2012 5:23 pm

Quoting bjorn14 (Thread starter):
A friend of mine is opening a burger place (along the lines of White Castle/Krystal) and needs a name. I thought I'd throw it out to the marketing geniuses here on A.net.

How about Grease Shots? Slidermania? Ouncers?
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 05, 2012 5:37 pm

Jumbo burgers !

Flying burgers !
 
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 05, 2012 5:53 pm

Quoting bjorn14 (Thread starter):
A friend of mine is opening a burger place (along the lines of White Castle/Krystal)

He has my support 100%!
I LOVE White Castle's!   

He'll have to come up with a name of his own otherwise, I want royalties.
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 05, 2012 5:57 pm

Quoting FingerLakerAv8r (Reply 6):
"Das Beef"

I second this one.
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 05, 2012 6:26 pm

There's a burger van near us whose owner must be called Carl, because it's called "Carlsburger". Complete with the probably trademarked font...

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Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:10 pm

or just Burger Joint.
 
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Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:21 pm

Bobs Burgers....

Actually based off the tv series maybe not!
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:43 pm

Fat'n'happy.

It's the name of a fast-food house I've once visited. They only offer big stuff.



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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:34 pm

Five Guys Burgers and Fries

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Slidermania?

Sliderhaus!
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:36 pm

How about "The Mad Cow"
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:41 pm

Quoting signol (Reply 11):
There's a burger van near us whose owner must be called Carl, because it's called "Carlsburger". Complete with the probably trademarked font...

signol

You somewhere near Thetford?, I'm sure he's on the A11.
 
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:43 pm

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 15):
Sliderhaus!

Sounds great if we are going Nordic here.


But it would have to be Sliderhouse if there is no beer on tap.
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:45 pm

Quoting CASINTEREST (Reply 18):
Sounds great if we are going Nordic here.

But it would have to be Sliderhouse if there is no beer on tap.

Even better reason to go with "Sliderhaus"!  
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:16 pm

Quoting falstaff (Reply 2):
I would go with something that sounds unhealthy. There are a lot of people who are sick and tired of being told what to eat and how everything they like is bad. If you gave a place a unhealthy sounding name I bet a lot of people would try it because of the name. If the food is good they will keep coming back! Something like "Greasy _fill in name of friend_ " comes to mind.

Hm, not sure about that. I'm not one of the health brigade, but I'd probably give a place called "Greasy Mike" a miss.

Quoting FingerLakerAv8r (Reply 6):
"Das Beef"

That's great!  
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:23 pm

Quoting FingerLakerAv8r (Reply 6):
"Das Beef"

Or...

"Here's the Beef!" Or "Here da Beef!"

Or... maybe I should just keep my day job.
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:32 pm

Quoting zckls04 (Reply 10):

Add me too.  
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Tue Mar 06, 2012 4:54 am

Ok how about these;

-The Burger Snatch
-The Burger Box
-The Burger Dugout (if near a baseball park)
-The Beaver Burger
-The Burger Dive
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:29 am

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 15):
Sliderhaus!

How about: Sliderhaus Rules!....

Quoting bjorn14 (Thread starter):
A friend of mine is opening a burger place

Can we assume this is to located in Norway?

My thoughts:

Hambers

Norgood Burgers

Veldigod Burgers

Deligod Burgers

Smak Burger (or in honor of Superfly: Smak Meat  )

Quoting bjorn14 (Thread starter):
geniuses here on A.net.

There's you problem!!  

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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:58 am

Burger off?! Burger me?!
 
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:14 am

Burger Alarm


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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:57 pm

How about Burgeoisie since we all know burger chains are big evil capitalists  And the fact that burgers aren't really food for the bourgeoisie in the first place...
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Tue Mar 06, 2012 1:43 pm

Although there is really not a lot of humour in this place I have to mention Grill'd.
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Tue Mar 06, 2012 4:07 pm

Burgers Burgers Burgers

It's perfect.
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:11 pm

How about: "Grill Up!" or "Burger Up!"

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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:13 pm

Quoting GBLKD (Reply 17):
You somewhere near Thetford?, I'm sure he's on the A11.

Correct   I drive past on my way to and from work.

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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:01 pm

Quoting falstaff (Reply 2):
I would go with something that sounds unhealthy.

You mean something long the lines of "Fatburger?" That definitely has worked out well for them, your idea has merit.
With that in mind, how about "The Clogged Artery?" Their feature could be "angioplasty on a bun."

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Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:42 pm

Be careful with naming a burger joint!
"Man suffers heart attack while eating at Heart Attack Grill (Video)"

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In a story almost too bizarre to be true, a man suffered a heart attack after eating a "triple bypass burger" at the Heart Attack Grill in downtown Las Vegas, local affiliate Fox5 reports.
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:50 pm

Quoting desertjets (Reply 16):
How about "The Mad Cow"

Priceless - LMAO!

How about "Chubby's Hamburgers"  
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:57 pm

Quoting desertjets (Reply 16):
How about "The Mad Cow"

I'd add Deli's to that. "The mad cow deli's". Say that fast enough and you´ve got yourself the full mad cow decease.
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Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:11 pm

Banging Burgers nuff said
 
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Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:21 am

Buns of Steal ............................... I like mine with bacon.
 
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:24 am

Jack--The-What-A-Burger-In-The-Box.   
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:53 am

Quoting KLASM83 (Reply 3):
The only thing I can come up when I think of those chains is "MouthBurger".


I'll take my royalties in lifetime free meals, please

Some off the cuff names:
ditto on my royalties in free meals.

. "Fir Burger
. "Heart Attack on a Bun"
. "Tasty Coronary"
. "Muff n Stuff" (Hottie scantilly clad waitresses showing leg and tits with a burger on the front of their little panties)
. "Ye old Petting Zoo"
. "Mystery Meat Experience"
. "Dead Cow"
. "Burgerlicious"
. "Ploppies"
. "Ex Lax Max"
. "Condemned"
. "ZippyBeef"
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:41 pm

Burger Brew Haus!

Just my 2 cents nothing goes better with your Kobe beer burgers than a locally brewed craftbeer.
 
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:08 pm

Nordic Jack
Arctic Oasis
Burger Stash
Burger Cache
North of 60
Grillhaus Nord
Grillex Big grin

[Edited 2012-03-11 09:11:28]
 
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:04 am

Quoting qantas077 (Reply 12):
or just Burger Joint.

Is it a burger you can smoke?

then Weed Burger,
'dam burgers
The High Cow

Now you say like Krystal, so maybe Methburgers

Now if it was a steakhouse...
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:12 am

Quoting allrite (Reply 42):
Wholly Cow
Complete Bull

Not bad... how about...

"Into Udder Madness?"
sounds more like a milkshake place

I guess it would work better in Sweden... but... who knows.
 
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:21 am

SSS.... slott størrelse storfekjøtt?

*what the?*
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:51 am

Quoting stasisLAX (Reply 34):
How about "Chubby's Hamburgers"

I'd eat there!   

Quoting Airstud (Reply 26):
Burger Alarm

  
That may be a winner. Make your check out to Airstud.

Quoting tugger (Reply 24):
Smak Burger (or in honor of Superfly: Smak Meat )

LOL!   

Quoting tugger (Reply 24):
Quoting bjorn14 (Thread starter):
geniuses here on A.net.

There's you problem!!

LOL!   




How about Plump Buns?
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:37 pm

Quoting ER757 (Reply 32):
You mean something long the lines of "Fatburger?" That definitely has worked out well for them,

I liked one of their slogans......... "Converting vegetarians since 1954"
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:52 am

Quoting dc9northwest (Reply 43):
"Into Udder Madness?"
sounds more like a milkshake place

I guess it would work better in Sweden... but... who knows

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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:47 am

Myocardial Infarction Hut
oh boy, here we go!!!
 
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RE: Name A Burger Joint.

Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:03 pm

Quoting Superfly (Reply 45):
Quoting stasisLAX (Reply 34):
How about "Chubby's Hamburgers"

I'd eat there!

I'll bet you already have! 
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