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A Fail! Thread

Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:49 pm



Your favorites?
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RE: A Fail! Thread

Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:56 pm

Looking at the number of replies, it might just indeed be a fail thread.

Let's endeavor to change that.

I'll post something later, still have to find some good ones.
 
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:00 am

Quoting dc9northwest (Reply 1):
Looking at the number of replies, it might just indeed be a fail thread.

bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


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Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:23 am

The game...you just lost it.
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:26 am

Quoting dc9northwest (Reply 1):
Looking at the number of replies, it might just indeed be a fail thread.
Quoting einsteinboricua (Reply 3):
The game...you just lost it.


Ouch
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:39 am

http://downloadingpics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/epic-fail-internet.jpg
 
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:40 am

 
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:05 am

Quoting BlueElephant (Reply 6):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN9LZ3ojnxY
Best Fail ever.

Hands down ..this one is the winner so far.....
My blood pressure shot up and it was excruciating just listening to this.
I have no idea if I can manage dealing with these guys if it were to happen to me.
 
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:08 am

Quoting WingsFan (Reply 7):
Hands down ..this one is the winner so far.....

And that was the edited version.

The full 27 MINUTE phone call is here http://verizonmath.blogspot.com/
 
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:03 am

Finland:

http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee500/MIKROKUPU/megapussi.jpg

 
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:06 am

The Verizon math thing was excruciating indeed, and here's another extract from my "Well, I USED to be proud to be American..." file.

[Edited 2012-03-29 21:09:02]
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:10 am

B-52s don't take off. They scare the ground away.
 
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:32 am

What is more pathetic...the pianist?...the vocalist?...or the fact that I didn't want it to end?...   
 
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:33 am

Quoting WingsFan (Reply 7):

Hands down ..this one is the winner so far.....
My blood pressure shot up and it was excruciating just listening to this.
I have no idea if I can manage dealing with these guys if it were to happen to me.

I had to stop. My ADHD kicked in.

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RE: A Fail! Thread

Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:41 am

Quoting N243NW (Reply 11):

That was awsome
 
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:11 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9EmuKX14Sk

this is pretty epic....

or this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv8W4W-iJvE

[Edited 2012-03-31 00:12:22]
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Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:30 am

Quoting soon7x7 (Reply 12):
or the fact that I didn't want it to end?

I'm with you there...that video has too many "lowlights" to pick just one. Every time I watch it, it makes me smile.

Quoting alberchico (Reply 15):
or this

I could spend hours on YouTube just watching boat launch fails.
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Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:24 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhUpejnZ-9Q

This compilation is pretty good.
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Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:09 am

Once the US Supreme Court has their final say, Obamacare will be added to this list.










Watch this video. One of my favourite fail videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4
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Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:34 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 18):

   thank you!!!!!! haha
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Mon Apr 02, 2012 7:23 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 18):
Watch this video. One of my favourite fail videos.

You know you might be a redneck when...

  
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Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:43 am



  



  



  



  
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Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:43 am


Remember: When someone talks behind your back, it only means you're two steps ahead of them!
 
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There was a better way to fly it was called Concorde
 
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Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:34 pm

Metalli-fail
 
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Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:21 pm

Folks, this is NOT about politics.
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RE: A Fail! Thread

Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:39 pm

Quoting MadameConcorde (Reply 23):

The first pic of GWB.... I don't get why you posted it without explaination.....   

But then again:

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 26):
Folks, this is NOT about politics.

   Thank you, Doc.
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Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:46 pm

Quoting AirframeAS (Reply 27):
The first pic of GWB.... I don't get why you posted it without explaination.....   

Check the orientation of the handset.

But you're not serious, right?  
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Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:47 pm

How about a nice bottle of Pschitt?

http://stefansargent.com/articles/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/pschitt.jpg

Sold in France  
 
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Mon Apr 02, 2012 7:10 pm

Quoting fruitbat (Reply 28):
Check the orientation of the handset.

Oh, duh! My bad.  
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Mon Apr 02, 2012 7:30 pm

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 26):
Folks, this is NOT about politics.

Then you should have made that clear from the start. Since you didn't the burden of fail falls back on you.....   

Fake ID fail:

 
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Mon Apr 02, 2012 7:56 pm

Quoting fruitbat (Reply 28):
Check the orientation of the handset.

Hate Dubya, but since that pic is a photoshop, the fail pic is a fail!
http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/bushphone.asp
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Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:33 pm

Quoting 4holer (Reply 32):
Quoting fruitbat (Reply 28):
Check the orientation of the handset.

Hate Dubya, but since that pic is a photoshop, the fail pic is a fail!
http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/bushphone.asp

'Twas not I that posted it, I was simply explaining the fail to someone who failed to see what the fail was. If the picture itself was a fail then failed I have not as I did not create the fail that originally failed; I just pointed out what the failure actually was, although as you pointed out it was in itself a fail.

I think.

And now I must exit stage left to find the life I appear to have mislaid...............
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Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:54 pm

Okay, I'll bite, and that's *not me* on the left:

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Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:05 pm

A commercial from Norway for Milk ( MIlk strengthens your body ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7DClAaCssM&feature=related" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7DClAaCssM&feature=related

Version 2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OqYn_c81lE
 
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Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:31 pm

Quoting Superfly (Reply 18):
Quoting MadameConcorde (Reply 21):
Quoting MadameConcorde (Reply 23):

Was that supposed to be funny?
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Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:06 am

Quoting srbmod (Reply 31):
Then you should have made that clear from the start. Since you didn't the burden of fail falls back on you.....

  

Doc, there is such huge landfill of 'fails' in the political realm.

Quoting srbmod (Reply 31):
Fake ID fail:

Is that real?

Quoting 2707200X (Reply 37):
Quoting Superfly (Reply 18):

To those of us that saw it coming, it's extremely hilarious!  
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Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:21 pm

Tow truck fail from the other day:

http://www.expressen.se/nyheter/lastbilen-valter-rakt-ner-i-stupet/

In Swedish, but the video speaks for itself. No fatalities believe it or not
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RE: A Fail! Thread

Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:31 pm

Similar to the Verizon maths video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUFyVzaWT2o
I hope she is trolling, though it wouldn't surprise me if she wasn't.
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Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:32 pm

Who the hell wants to fly to JFK? Nobody does, That's who!
 
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Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:45 pm

Quoting JCKastrup (Reply 41):

I see what you did there
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:27 am

First, I said 'hey' and then I said 'now'. "Hey Now!" - Hank K.
 
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:42 am

What happened to you, Dillon? You used to be someone I could trust.
 
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-Doc Lightning-

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Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:02 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 38):
To those of us that saw it coming, it's extremely hilarious!

You saw it coming? Thats hilarious!



[quote=AirPacific747,reply=29]How about a nice bottle of Pschitt?

Holy Schlitz!

Quoting BlueJuice (Reply 44):
Dillon? You used to be someone I could trust.

When in Hollywood, blame exhaustion and send to rehab.

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 45):

Close your eyes kids!

[Edited 2012-04-03 22:04:49]
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:27 pm

Quoting 2707200X (Reply 46):

Close your eyes kids!

I seem to remember the above incident, but I forget the details.
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Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:29 am

SEA Ramp, wettest place on earth
 
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Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:49 am

Quoting zkojq (Reply 40):
I hope she is trolling, though it wouldn't surprise me if she wasn't.

This is absolutely ridiculous.
reminds me of this for some reason:
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