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Ouch! Man Gets Nuts Ripped Off By Ex

Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:01 am

http://news.yahoo.com/angry-ex-girlf...listic-rips-off-man-192805232.html

Best line of the article:

Quote:
As if the story isn’t already good enough, the victim, who has not been identified, was taken to BALL MEMORIAL HOSPITAL. As far as we know, the hospital is not only for scrotum-specific injuries.
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RE: Ouch! Man Gets Nuts Ripped Off By Ex

Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:14 am

Was he naked at the computer?
 
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RE: Ouch! Man Gets Nuts Ripped Off By Ex

Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:26 am

Quoting homsaR (Thread starter):
http://news.yahoo.com/angry-ex-girlf...listic-rips-off-man-192805232.html

Best line of the article:

  

I probably woulda punched her in her titties. But seriously though that's gotta hurt. Is there a Doc that can tell us about any possible permanent damage? You know just in case for future acts by a certain crazy ex girlfriend  
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RE: Ouch! Man Gets Nuts Ripped Off By Ex

Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:31 am

What an aballing event.

She wasn't even a medical professional, like this guy, Dr. Ciomu:
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/c...xual_assault/severed_penis2/6.html
 
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RE: Ouch! Man Gets Nuts Ripped Off By Ex

Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:59 am

That guy must have been cheating on her and she is a bad loser. I would not be surprised that this woman will undergo a mental health examination before any trial and if convicted, will get a long jail term. As to the name of the hospital 'Ball', there is a Ball State University in Indiana, a school who's most famous alumnus is Late Show star David Letterman. What a horrible act and I hope this poor guy recovers.
 
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RE: Ouch! Man Gets Nuts Ripped Off By Ex

Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:26 am

Quoting futurepilot16 (Reply 2):

I probably woulda punched her in her titties. But seriously though that's gotta hurt. Is there a Doc that can tell us about any possible permanent damage? You know just in case for future acts by a certain crazy ex girlfriend

I mean, as long as you have all the pieces, it's amazing what can be reattached.
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RE: Ouch! Man Gets Nuts Ripped Off By Ex

Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:16 am

I'm looking forward to the jokes next time a woman is raped by her ex boyfriend.
 
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RE: Ouch! Man Gets Nuts Ripped Off By Ex

Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:59 am

Quoting QFA380 (Reply 6):

I'm sorry, where is this coming from?????
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RE: Ouch! Man Gets Nuts Ripped Off By Ex

Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:47 am

Quoting lhr380 (Reply 7):
Quoting QFA380 (Reply 6):

I'm sorry, where is this coming from?????

I think he's just saying that we can laugh all we want about a guy getting his jimmies ripped off, but if we joked about a woman being raped there would be hell to pay.

I'm actually OK with that, which probably makes me a chauvinist somehow  
 
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RE: Ouch! Man Gets Nuts Ripped Off By Ex

Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:07 pm

The thing is no one has laughed or made a joke!!!!
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RE: Ouch! Man Gets Nuts Ripped Off By Ex

Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:16 pm

Quoting lhr380 (Reply 9):
The thing is no one has laughed or made a joke!!!!

And the purpose of pointing out the name of the hospital was?
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RE: Ouch! Man Gets Nuts Ripped Off By Ex

Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:46 pm

Women of today think that even looking at a Playboy mag, or even looking at another woman is "cheating". And they certainly are aware of what can happen to a man if he hits her. So they try to bait him as much as possible... they know they have the upper hand.

Just walk away out of her life...way out. it's the safest thing....
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RE: Ouch! Man Gets Nuts Ripped Off By Ex

Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:13 am

A man's "skin pickle" isn't safe anymore! And since the Bobbitt hack off anyone else who lost their schlong will have a long way to go to become famous. Poor guy got the shaft!
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