keuleatr72
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I Think I Am Going Crazy!

Thu May 03, 2012 12:02 am

Good Evening

I think I am going crazy! A couple of hours ago, I went to the supermarket to get some nice treats for the Red Sox vs. A´s game later that night. I bought a couple of Red Bulls, a Fleischwurst (Sausage), Zigarettes, Tea (for my GF) and some other stuff. When I got home, my GF took the bag and searched for her Tea, but found my Fleischwurst. She reached for it, held it in front of me and started b*tching. (It was kind of funny, because her mouth was still numb after a four hour treatment at the dentist today!) She mumbled something like "bad", "doctor", "heart" and "My mom". But she put the Fleischwurst in the fridge and as soon as she got her tea, she went to the livingroom.
An hour ago, I went to the fridge to get the Fleischwurst. But it wasn´t there. So I went to our livingroom and asked my GF if she, by any chance, had any clue where the Wurst might have gone. She looked at me and with a straight face told me, that she hasn´t anything to do with the disapperance of the Wurst. And I believe her. She is a very straight and honest woman who wouldn´t lie.

Long story short. The Wurst is gone. But I found the bill from the supermarket. Everything I bought is listed. Everything else but the Fleischwurst. The only reply by my GF was: "Not again!"

In November ´11 we went to Edinburgh for a five day trip. Back then, it wasn´t dangerous to wear a Hoodie and so I wore my Red Sox Hoodie for the flight to EDI. On the way to the rental car company my GF took a picture of me wearing the Hoodie. We spent five wonderful days with beautiful weather in EDI, recharging our batteries. On the last night we ordered room service and just enjoyed the last hours in Scotland. The next morning I packed our suitcase but I couldn´t find my Hoodie. I looked everywhere. I went ballastic and raised f*cking hell! My favorite Hoodie stolen! My GF called the reception and after a few minutes the Manager paid us a visit. He was very sorry and apologized a couple of times and called the cleaning ladies, if they would know something. They did not. The Hoodie was gone.
On the way to the airport I spoke maybe ten words. A perfect trip destroyed by a frigging thug.

When we got back home what did we find in our living room, on a chair? My Hoodie! We checked our camera and searched the photo my GF had taken after our arrival in EDI but it wasn´t on the memory card. If you would check CCTV form DUS, AMS and EDI from the first day of our trip, you would see me walking around in my Hoodie.
At AMS I was approached by a fellow Red Sox Fan who was heading back to the States. We talked for about ten minutes about the epic failure of the Red Sox in September, about the situation in the clubhouse during games and that he was surprised to see a Red Sox Fan on the other side of the pond. This is proof that I wore the Hoodie on that day. But we don´t have an explanation for the fact that the Hoodie was back at home.

We told friends the story but they didn´t believe us. So we decided not to tell anyone else. Until tonight.

Anyone out there who might have had a similar experience?
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RE: I Think I Am Going Crazy!

Thu May 03, 2012 12:07 am

Instead of telling us a story about how you think you might be crazy, you could have very simply said, "I'm a Red Sox fan."

  
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RE: I Think I Am Going Crazy!

Thu May 03, 2012 12:17 am

Quoting keuleatr72 (Thread starter):
Anyone out there who might have had a similar experience?

A couple weeks ago, I bought a bottle of Nutella. I had used some of it, and my roommate had eaten some as well, but neither of us had finished the bottle or thrown it out. But the next evening, I was looking for it, and literally couldn't find it anywhere (not even in the trash!).

To this day, I wonder where the missing Nutella bottle went, and hope that wherever it is, it's living a peaceful and productive life.

Then again, I'm also a Red Sox fan.......
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RE: I Think I Am Going Crazy!

Thu May 03, 2012 12:33 am

More seriously, how often do you buy the Fleischwurst?

I'm thinking that you bought it on a different day and that you're just stringing different memories together.
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RE: I Think I Am Going Crazy!

Thu May 03, 2012 12:42 am

Sorry man, but it is your girlfriend. If she is honestly saying that she has nothing to do with it, than she's perhaps suffering from a multiple personality disorder.

- She didn't like the ol' Fleischwurst, checked what you have paid for it and saw that it wasn't even scanned. Then she threw that damn thing away.

- She hid your hoodie and later put it on your chair at home.

- She deleted the picture from the memory card.
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RE: I Think I Am Going Crazy!

Thu May 03, 2012 12:48 am

Quoting NoUFO (Reply 4):
Sorry man, but it is your girlfriend. If she is honestly saying that she has nothing to do with it, than she's perhaps suffering from a multiple personality disorder.

Sadly, this is the only explanation that is consistent with the facts as reported by the OP.

Thus, ditch the woman.  
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RE: I Think I Am Going Crazy!

Thu May 03, 2012 12:56 am

Quoting NoUFO (Reply 4):
Sorry man, but it is your girlfriend.

     

Unless you believe in the paranormal and tele transportation, the most logical and simple answer is your girlfriend is screwing with you. Whatever the reasons, that´s the real mistery. Or, she has:

Quoting NoUFO (Reply 4):
she's perhaps suffering from a multiple personality disorder.

Which would be very unlikely.

[Edited 2012-05-02 18:09:46]
 
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RE: I Think I Am Going Crazy!

Thu May 03, 2012 1:05 am

Quoting NoUFO (Reply 4):
Sorry man, but it is your girlfriend.


This was my first thought

Quoting AR385 (Reply 6):
Unless you believe in the paranormal and tele transportation,


And here is my second thought.

The hoddie one seems like a great prank. The wurst thing. The bill not having it makes it seem odd. Is your GF someone who would figure that out in a matter of seconds? Be able to plan something like that so quickly? If she has this type of things planned all along like a once a year thing maybe she is.
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RE: I Think I Am Going Crazy!

Thu May 03, 2012 1:22 am

Quoting AR385 (Reply 6):
Which would be very unlikely.

You'll find this disorder in about one 0.5 of the population. If keuleatr72 only had 200 girlfriends so far ...   
But seriously, it is a mental disorder that is not that rare.
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RE: I Think I Am Going Crazy!

Thu May 03, 2012 3:32 am

I'm still trying to figure out why it's "dangerous" to wear a hoodie. Are Red Sox Fans likely to get the hood or strings caught in machinery?
 
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RE: I Think I Am Going Crazy!

Thu May 03, 2012 4:09 am

Quoting StuckInCA (Reply 9):
I'm still trying to figure out why it's "dangerous" to wear a hoodie. Are Red Sox Fans likely to get the hood or strings caught in machinery?

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RE: I Think I Am Going Crazy!

Thu May 03, 2012 4:20 am

This is the wurst story ever.

  

Sorry, thought this was the pun thread.
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RE: I Think I Am Going Crazy!

Thu May 03, 2012 8:50 am

Quoting homsaR (Reply 11):
This is the wurst story ever.

LOL at this line, and lol at the whole story.

Aha, wursts, hoodies, and the red sox. What a mix.

I, too, think that it's your girlfriend. The hoodie thing was a prank, and the wurst... man, she ate the wurst. Women do that. Yesterday I bought a small pot of Haggen Dasz ice cream (not sure about the spelling). Came home with my GF nagging about it saying my cholesterol will go sky high etc. etc.

Guess who ate the god damn thing twenty minutes later ? She did.
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RE: I Think I Am Going Crazy!

Thu May 03, 2012 10:43 am

I think I just found some of that CCTV footage from your holidays:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eyXZI-9lWQ

And yea, women are crazy. That's the only logical explanation, it's probably her...
 
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RE: I Think I Am Going Crazy!

Thu May 03, 2012 2:11 pm

I've over the years purchased many tubes of Neosporin ointment. Not one was used more than a handful of times, and certainly one has never been completely used up. The reason is that they simply cease to exist. Perhaps they travel time, or maybe they enter a parallel dimension where people are scratching their heads at the mysterious tubes of ointment that appear in their cabinets when no one is looking.

As to the OP. Yup, it's the girlfriend. And it's actually pretty funny.
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RE: I Think I Am Going Crazy!

Thu May 03, 2012 5:27 pm

Are you sure she isn't trolling you?

I think I've found a picture of her...  
 
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RE: I Think I Am Going Crazy!

Thu May 03, 2012 6:26 pm

My nutty sister does this to people all the time. While the people are frantically searching for their possessions she's sitting on the sofa with a bitch look on her face enjoying every minute of the other persons frustrations.

There should be a special place in hell for people who do this kind of thing for their own amusement.
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RE: I Think I Am Going Crazy!

Fri May 04, 2012 7:02 am

I just LOVE a girl who likes to play "hide the sausage"!!
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RE: I Think I Am Going Crazy!

Fri May 04, 2012 4:58 pm

Interesting and somewhat scary story, although there probably is a very natural explanation for it all. Have you thoroughly questioned her about it?
 
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RE: I Think I Am Going Crazy!

Fri May 04, 2012 5:58 pm

Quoting NoUFO (Reply 4):
she's perhaps suffering from a multiple personality disorder.

Don't all women suffer from that?
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