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Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Tue May 01, 2012 9:09 am

First off, I know this is a silly trend, but it was on my mind.


Anyway, have you ever seen a very beautiful woman, the type of woman you would dream of dating, then you smell her breath and you are shocked that it do not smell good.
So, have you ever meet a beautiful with bad breath?
 
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Wed May 02, 2012 4:54 pm

I haven't, but I would be totally turned OFF! I always pay attention to women teeth (which is what you can see for the most part unless you get too close   ), I think they say a lot about their hygiene habits, etc. I may be wrong, but that's the way I see it... it could be because I'm (not afraid to say it) an oral hygiene maniac  

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Wed May 02, 2012 5:01 pm

Been there smelt that, so long as the bad breath doesn't come from rotten teeth I can deal with it.
 
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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Wed May 02, 2012 5:27 pm

Cigarette breath! I am immediately turned off by cigarette breath. I don't care what you look like.
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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Wed May 02, 2012 6:00 pm

Quoting 747400sp (Thread starter):
Anyway, have you ever seen a very beautiful woman, the type of woman you would dream of dating, then you smell her breath and you are shocked that it do not smell good.

give her a mint and do her from behind.
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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Wed May 02, 2012 9:10 pm

Quoting Dreadnought (Reply 4):
give her a mint and do her from behind.

Can't really explain why, but I find this comment repelling.
 
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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Wed May 02, 2012 9:24 pm

It really boils down to a case-by-case basis on whether the negative outweighs the positive (like pretty much everything else involved in dating someone, I suppose).

Quoting fr8mech (Reply 3):
Cigarette breath! I am immediately turned off by cigarette breath. I don't care what you look like.

This definitely, though that's more to do with the fact that it's evidence of smoking (which is a massive turnoff) than the smell itself (though not much more).

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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Wed May 02, 2012 9:37 pm

Quoting 747400sp (Thread starter):

My policy: I give her a second chance. If she has a mouth oven multiple times then I'm suspect. How about a hot women with stinky "sooties" (feet)? Or worse she has a "tuna boat at low tide in July!"
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Wed May 02, 2012 10:34 pm

Been there, done that! Dental deficits are a definite no-go!
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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Wed May 02, 2012 10:49 pm

Quoting fr8mech (Reply 3):
Cigarette breath! I am immediately turned off by cigarette breath. I don't care what you look like.

Completely agree. Even if she's smoking hot, if she's smoking it's bye bye.

Quoting zippyjet (Reply 7):
If she has a mouth oven multiple times then I'm suspect. How about a hot women with stinky "sooties" (feet)? Or worse she has a "tuna boat at low tide in July!"

There should be absolutely no excust for poor personal hygiene. If a person can't respect themselves, then nothing will make them attractive to me.
 
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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Thu May 03, 2012 12:33 am

Quoting zippyjet (Reply 7):
Or worse she has a "tuna boat at low tide in July!"

           

I don't know whether to laugh or puke at that one...
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Thu May 03, 2012 5:07 am

A waitress at my local was one of the most beautiful women in the universe. No questions. Goddess. She is now a model and I am surprised she is not totally famous (I would post a picture if it didnt invade her privacy and she is a friend of mine...)

But she loved garlic. I hate, HATE garlic breath, it literally makes me hurl. She insisted on having ceasar salad for lunch, it was the epitome of bitter sweet there standing before me. I did make an exception and refrain from hurling to accept her hugs though  
Quoting zippyjet (Reply 7):
Or worse she has a "tuna boat at low tide in July!"

Zippy stoops to a new low...   
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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Thu May 03, 2012 5:10 am

Quoting photopilot (Reply 9):
There should be absolutely no excust for poor personal hygiene. If a person can't respect themselves, then nothing will make them attractive to me.



Believe it or not, some women got the short end of the stick. For example feet cheese could be caused by pantie hose. And that tuna boat at low tide on a hot July day could just be a bad break when they handed out the personal body chemistry. You usually can tell if she has barnyard hygiene. Smoking is a definite turnoff. Of course it's a novelty in some of those videos where you see a cute girl smoking a Newport with her other lips (way down yonder) But, personally I'd rather see her shoot ping pong balls out of the "Y."
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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Thu May 03, 2012 7:04 am

Hi!

If I remember my first girlfriend sometimes had bad breath in the morning. It wasn't nice but once she brushed her teeth it was fine. I never complained and would hardly be in a position too as I'm no Brad Pitt either and I'm sure I have my "eww" things.

My second girlfriend sometimes had a cigarette with coffee in the morning. I was a non-smoker. I didn't like kissing her with the ashtray mouth but most of the time she didn't smoke. I certainly wouldn't have dumped her for it. I dumped her because she kept sleeping with other men!

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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Thu May 03, 2012 1:45 pm

Quoting Ps76 (Reply 13):
My second girlfriend sometimes had a cigarette with coffee in the morning. I was a non-smoker. I didn't like kissing her with the ashtray mouth but most of the time she didn't smoke. I certainly wouldn't have dumped her for it. I dumped her because she kept sleeping with other men!

Yeah, I can see how smoker's-breath might be slightly preferable to other-guy's-dick-breath...   
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Sun May 06, 2012 8:37 pm

The first thing that came to mind was Just get her to give you head and glaze her like a donut... then you don't have to worry about it
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Mon May 07, 2012 3:29 am

Quoting AA757MIA (Reply 1):
I haven't, but I would be totally turned OFF! I always pay attention to women teeth (which is what you can see for the most part unless you get too close ), I think they say a lot about their hygiene habits, etc. I may be wrong, but that's the way I see it... it could be because I'm (not afraid to say it) an oral hygiene maniac

Yes a one time thing after she had coffee I can give her a break, but if it happens more than once there might be a hygeine issue. I also look at hygeine habits - she doesn't have to have the most perfect white teeth like a Hollywood starlet, but at the same time I don't want to see teeth in other colors either.

Quoting fr8mech (Reply 3):
Cigarette breath! I am immediately turned off by cigarette breath. I don't care what you look like

Cigarettes are a big no no - she can look like Kim Kardashian, but if she smokes she looks like Lulu Hogg to me.

Quoting zippyjet (Reply 7):
How about a hot women with stinky "sooties" (feet)? Or worse she has a "tuna boat at low tide in July!"

I don't pay attention to feet, I don't have a foot fetish and I am not going to have my mouth or nose anywhere there but if I can smell them while we are standing up then she needs do do something about them.

Tuna boat at low tide - do the finger test, fails - big NO

Quoting zippyjet (Reply 12):
And that tuna boat at low tide on a hot July day could just be a bad break when they handed out the personal body chemistry

No tuna boat on hot July day has nothing to do with hot July days and working out etc - it has to do with other hygeine issues, but they have cremes and stuff to take care of that.
 
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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Mon May 07, 2012 3:59 am

Had it happen to me tonight...I have known this girl for a long time and she smokes but I have dated smokers before and none of them could stop a mack truck with their breath like this girl could. She is pretty and her teeth are very nice. Just have been trying to find the right approach to tell her...I think I would want to know if it was me.
 
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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Mon May 07, 2012 6:49 am

Haven't really had any problems along these lines for a long time now, but reading all of the replies reminded me of a "blind date" I had once when I was MUCH younger; the girl in question was very nice to look at when we arrived to pick her up; I remember we all went to a movie in Dayton, and all throughout the movie, my "blind date" seemed to be having quite a problem with flatulence; (quite a lot of "noise" also) It's been so long ago that I don't even remember anymore how I handled the situation ?

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Mon May 07, 2012 12:14 pm

Quoting geezer (Reply 18):
my "blind date" seemed to be having quite a problem with flatulence; (quite a lot of "noise" also) It's been so long ago that I don't even remember anymore how I handled the situation ?

Hahaha, never had that with a date. I would have gotten up from the theater and said "I think I left my lights on in my car" and left. I said that once to a chick when I went to her house and picked her up she was talking to her stuffed cat and having her stuffed cat talk to me. I told her "I think I left my lights on" and got in my car and sped off.

As for the tuna boat at low tide - well that was a spring break horror story.
 
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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Mon May 07, 2012 4:17 pm

Quoting 747400sp (Thread starter):
have you ever meet a beautiful with bad breath?

In those scenarios, I just use the back door....
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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Tue May 08, 2012 4:57 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 20):
In those scenarios, I just use the back door....

Back door for entry or back door to bail? hehe
 
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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Tue May 08, 2012 2:21 pm

We also call it "buying tuna from the bottom shelf."

Been there. My ex had expired tuna from the bottom shelf. During the summer, I would give hints like "I always take a shower before bedtime because it makes me feel like a new man." Her response: "no shower for me because it wakes me up." My only thought was, don't bring that death-trap near me!!

Also, the bride and bridemaids with the cigarettes. Don't they know that it kills the whole look? They are in these beautiful gowns, and with the cigarettes hanging they might as well be sitting in the gutter. Yuck.
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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Wed May 09, 2012 2:28 am

Quoting YVRLTN (Reply 11):

Thats

Quoting NASCARAirforce (Reply 19):

Hahaha, never had that with a date. I would have gotten up from the theater and said "I think I left my lights on in my car" and left. I said that once to a chick when I went to her house and picked her up she was talking to her stuffed cat and having her stuffed cat talk to me.
Aww that's cute. Actually would be sort of a turn on. Nothing ignites "zippie's jets" like a hot looking chick who loves stuffed animals and the real things (not doing the nasty with them to clarify issues). When a hottie goes awwww at a cutesy pet or for that matter an ugly-cute critter like a Chinese Crested doggy or skinhead kitty (hairless) I'm reduced to a blob of mush.

I told her "I think I left my lights on" and got in my car and sped off.
Years ago, a buddy of mine got fixed up on a blind date. They opted to meet in a public mall (good idea). He checked her out and, the poor thing was an Albino with a Carrott Top Fro! He did not even pass go and use the headlight schtick, he just was a no show. (oops) No my friends, that was not your's truley. I'd have bitten the pillow and taken my screwing and if I had to put on the sick act like I'm gonna have a HURL attack and lets take a rain (hurl check).




[quote=NASCARAirforce,reply=19]As for the tuna boat at low tide - well that was a spring break horror story.

Been there done that several times. This happened to me after many a cast party but usually the girl was so hot, I blocked the tuniferous aromas. Another time, I went out with a cheerleader who loved my magic fingers and boy did she feel good but, at a wee price. Take that tuna boat at low tide on a hot 95 degree July day and throw in super sized spicey nachos! Baking soda, Comet and regular soap were of no avail to exorcise that smell of female from my digits.
Interestingly she was a hard body and very clean but just got the bad draw of the beaver lottery. I went for a run while she typed a school paper (a turn on in itself). I showered and we went to the Smithsonian Air and Space Museaum in DC. It was summer and rather crowded. I bitched to myself that some of these people should get aquainted with a bar of Zest. I took the back of my hand to wipe my face and THIS WAS THE FUNK I SMELLED!
We went out a couple more times. I got around this issue by giving her one of my massages using a hot wet wash cloth with some zinc powder. At least some of the stencho nacho funk was eradicated for awhile.

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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Wed May 09, 2012 12:02 pm

Quoting daviation (Reply 22):
Been there. My ex had expired tuna from the bottom shelf. During the summer, I would give hints like "I always take a shower before bedtime because it makes me feel like a new man." Her response: "no shower for me because it wakes me up." My only thought was, don't bring that death-trap near me!!

I wouldn't have even been dropping the hints, if this was a regular problem I would have stayed away from that. I definitely would not touch it with anything on my body.

Quoting zippyjet (Reply 23):
This happened to me after many a cast party but usually the girl was so hot, I blocked the tuniferous aromas.

That smell would make her go from a perfect 10 to a 350 lb hairy fatty in 5 seconds

Quoting zippyjet (Reply 23):
Interestingly she was a hard body and very clean but just got the bad draw of the beaver lottery.

If it is smelling like tuna, there is something wrong - some sort of infection or she doesn't douche after sex. Healthy beavers don't smell like fish. Sweat would not be a culprit unless there was a yeast issue too. Most of the girls I go out with work out a lot and we live in Florida - never had that issue here in 95 degree summers. One of the girls is a pro style wrestler, she does some of her matches in outside rings in Florida in July wearing tight pants or shorts - sweat but no fishy stuff.
 
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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Wed May 09, 2012 7:37 pm

No but i took out a girl with stinky feet once...

And only once.
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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Wed May 09, 2012 7:42 pm

It's a big turn off for me as well. I have trouble kissing a woman with poor oral hygiene.

But sometimes the woman is a real catch, and if that's one of her few flaws...you gotta get over it. Or at least compromise and have her try to brush a bit better. I had to have that dscussion with someone I dated once. It was a very difficult one to have...but she did try harder.
 
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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Wed May 09, 2012 9:22 pm

Quoting NASCARAirforce (Reply 24):
If it is smelling like tuna, there is something wrong - some sort of infection or she doesn't douche after sex.

I've read several articles stating that douche-orexic women actually can have more of a problem of sporting that NYC subway platform in July/tuna boat aroma. The chemicals take away some of her natural whatever opening the door for funkomatic scents.
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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Wed May 09, 2012 9:41 pm

I don't know if this is true or not, but several medical studies purport that women's secretions, when mixed with semen, produce the fishy odor. I believe it was tested by the use of Ph tests for acid/alkalai, not by having anyone sticking their nose into the Haz-Mat area.

I don't have vast experience with many partners (unfortunately), but I can say that I've run the gamut from lovely & fresh to toxic waste site.
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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Wed May 09, 2012 9:51 pm

Quoting daviation (Reply 28):
I don't have vast experience with many partners (unfortunately), but I can say that I've run the gamut from lovely & fresh to toxic waste site.

I nominate your tongue to do more tasting.....  



Although my tongue has a spin & dry cycle that can whip up a good froth, my nose is even more accurate and I can smell a woman's vaginal aroma from up to 30 feet.
The only time I was with a smelly women, I knew ahead of time because it was a dry spell for me.
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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Thu May 10, 2012 4:34 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 29):
The only time I was with a smelly women, I knew ahead of time because it was a dry spell for me.

Hmmm if in a dry spell....

smelly woman or my hand.... I'll pick my hand.

I'll wait till a clean one comes along, shouldn't take too long.
 
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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Mon May 14, 2012 8:32 pm

Quoting zippyjet (Reply 7):
Or worse she has a "tuna boat at low tide in July!"
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...-previously-recorded-police-report

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”



Quoting Superfly (Reply 29):
Although my tongue has a spin & dry cycle that can whip up a good froth, my nose is even more accurate and I can smell a woman's vaginal aroma from up to 30 feet.

  

Quoting Superfly (Reply 29):
Hard to believe but a irresistible, sexy God like me can have dry spells occasionally.

          
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RE: Beautiful Woman With Bad Breath?

Tue May 15, 2012 3:05 am

Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 31):
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...-previously-recorded-police-report

That story had me rolling. Thanks for making my day!
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