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Describe Your Sex Life With A Song Title

Mon May 21, 2012 9:52 pm

Knocking on heaven's door - Guns 'N Roses

Santa Claus is coming to town

You can do it, put your back into it - Ice Cube

[Edited 2012-05-21 14:54:56]

[Edited 2012-05-21 15:47:22]
 
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RE: Describe Your Sex Life With A Song Title

Mon May 21, 2012 10:04 pm

"Beat It"
"All By Myself"
"U + Ur Hand"
"The Chicken Dance"

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[Edited 2012-05-21 15:05:45]
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Mon May 21, 2012 10:23 pm

"Somebody that I used to know"
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Mon May 21, 2012 10:29 pm

ADIDAS -Korn
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Quoting phette (Thread starter):
Stairway to Heaven - Guns 'N Roses

That's Zeppelin, my friend...
Go big or go home
 
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RE: Describe Your Sex Life With A Song Title

Mon May 21, 2012 10:45 pm

Quoting aa61hvy (Reply 3):

Thank you,

Knocking on Heaven's door is what I had meant  
 
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Tue May 22, 2012 12:26 am

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 1):
"Beat It"
"All By Myself"
"U + Ur Hand"
"The Chicken Dance"

Signed,
-Most of A.net  

Doc...not that I like the singer, but you left out "Like a Virgin"

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Tue May 22, 2012 12:56 am

Quoting aa61hvy (Reply 3):
That's Zeppelin, my friend...


originally but "Stairway..." is likely one of the most covered songs ever.
Gunners...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3AXFxg_m3U

The genuine article...***

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9TGj2jrJk8

Cheers

*** I was going to say the real thing but that is a different band altogether
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Tue May 22, 2012 1:05 am

I Can't Get No Satisfaction; Rolling Stones
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Tue May 22, 2012 2:04 am

Quoting Cadet985 (Reply 5):
Doc...not that I like the singer, but you left out "Like a Virgin"

That's because there's no "Like."  
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Tue May 22, 2012 5:39 am

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 1):
"Beat It"
"All By Myself"
"U + Ur Hand"
"The Chicken Dance"

Signed,
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Well, I don't know pop-songs haha so before I was hanging out with the girl i've been seeing recently, it's been exactly that.
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Tue May 22, 2012 12:21 pm

I'm pretty cynical these days, so I'll go with some Frank Zappa classics like Broken Hearts Are For Assholes and Keep it Greasy So It Goes Down Easy.

For some of our a.net members, he also has a song called Miss Pinky that's about an inflatable female doll...
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Tue May 22, 2012 12:35 pm

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 1):
Beat It"
"All By Myself"
"U + Ur Hand"
"The Chicken Dance"

Signed,
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Add

"Whip It"
 
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Tue May 22, 2012 2:47 pm

Berlin - Take My Breath Away  
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Tue May 22, 2012 2:48 pm

Quoting NASCARAirforce (Reply 11):
Quoting DocLightning (Reply 1):
Beat It"
"All By Myself"
"U + Ur Hand"
"The Chicken Dance"

Signed,
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Add

"Whip It"

How about "Willie and the Hand Jive"
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RE: Describe Your Sex Life With A Song Title

Tue May 22, 2012 10:42 pm

You could add "Solitude" to that list I guess, or perhaps "Automatic Lover".

I'll go with "Nymphomaniac Fantasia


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Tue May 22, 2012 10:44 pm

Quoting flyAUA (Reply 12):
Berlin - Take My Breath Away

AUA, from what I hear about your reputation, "It's Raining Men" would probably suit you better.     
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Wed May 23, 2012 2:46 am

"Quick-Fix" - VV Brown

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Wed May 23, 2012 3:09 am

"Everlong"
"Superfreak"
"Black Velvet"

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"Baa Baa Black Sheep"
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Wed May 23, 2012 3:20 am

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Wed May 23, 2012 3:39 am

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 1):

I touch myself - Divinyls

The stroke - Billy Squier
Ain't I a stinker?
 
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Wed May 23, 2012 3:53 am

Quoting garnetpalmetto (Reply 17):
"Baa Baa Black Sheep"
-Signed,
GKirk

      

Poor GKirk! Where has he been lately?
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RE: Describe Your Sex Life With A Song Title

Wed May 23, 2012 5:18 am

Quoting aa61hvy (Reply 3):
Quoting phette (Thread starter):
Stairway to Heaven - Guns 'N Roses

 Wow!

Thanks for correcting it before I read this thread!

Quoting stealthz (Reply 6):
*** I was going to say the real thing but that is a different band altogether

Speaking of that other band:

"Be Aggressive"

Other titles I found funny:

"The Shortest Straw"
"Domination"
"Dust n Bones" (ewww)
"Given the Dog a Bone"
I'm watching Jeopardy. The category is worst Madonna songs. "This one from 1987 is terrible".
 
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RE: Describe Your Sex Life With A Song Title

Wed May 23, 2012 8:00 am

What about advertising slogans?

In the 70s a US airline had:

"American Airlines, in and out every half an hour"
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RE: Describe Your Sex Life With A Song Title

Wed May 23, 2012 8:05 am

Quoting PanHAM (Reply 22):
"American Airlines, in and out every half an hour"

Well if we're gonna compare our skills in bed to an airline flight, mine would probably be SQ 21 ..... wayy too long but oh so enjoyable.
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Wed May 23, 2012 8:52 am

Coldplay themselves have a few good ones:

A Rush of Blood to the Head
Animals
Easy to Please
High Speed
Hurts like Heaven
Lost
Paradise
It's all about the destination AND the journey.
 
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RE: Describe Your Sex Life With A Song Title

Wed May 23, 2012 8:56 am

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 23):
Well if we're gonna compare our skills in bed to an airline flight, mine would probably be SQ 21 ..... wayy too long but oh so enjoyable.

I'll go with Air India. Quite the cluster f*ck  
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Wed May 23, 2012 1:35 pm

Quoting NZ107 (Reply 24):
Coldplay themselves have a few good ones:

What about Pink Floyd?

Animals (signed, a.net)
Any Colour You Like (see "Brown Sugar")
Bring the Boys Back Home (+1 for the gays)
Comfortably Numb (afterwards)
Dogs (who hasn't been a man-whore at least once?)
Don't Leave Me Now (let me finish!)
Have a Cigar (Lewinsky special!)
Money (we all pay for it one way or another...)
Mother (Oedipus, anyone?)
Pigs (see Dogs)
The Final Cut (Lorena Bobbit)
The Happiest Days of our Lives (well, they were!)
Vera (I'd do her!)
Welcome to the Machine (don't forget the batteries!)
Wish You Were Here (but you're not, so...)
Young Lust (which is all we think about the rest of our lives!)
Inspiration, move me brightly! Light the song with sense and color.
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RE: Describe Your Sex Life With A Song Title

Thu May 24, 2012 1:46 am

Surprised no one has said "One Hand In My Pocket" yet...

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