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Bounty Offered On Obama And H Clinton Heads

Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:45 am

They better watch out now! Surely someone will be tempted by the offered bounty of...

10 Camels for Obama

20 chickens for Hillary Clinton

LOL!

http://news.yahoo.com/al-qaeda-offsh...65924543--abc-news-topstories.html
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RE: Bounty Offered On Obama And H Clinton Heads

Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:15 am

Haha... even for a terrorist group, don't you think they can manage to get a better reward? Plus, there are probably 0 people in the world that would need camels or chicken AND have any idea where the President or SoS would be. In other words, I doubt any Somalian farmer can possibly get the information, and people in the US that could actually do this wouldn't want camels...
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RE: Bounty Offered On Obama And H Clinton Heads

Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:00 am

"Anyone who helps the Mujahideen find the whereabouts of Obama and Hillary Clinton will be rewarded with 10 Camels to the information leading to Obama and 10 hens and 10 cocks for Hillary,"

"Hello, Mujahideen? Yes, I know of Obama's whereabouts. He's in the White House. Make sure my camels are double-humped, please. Thanks."   

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RE: Bounty Offered On Obama And H Clinton Heads

Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:14 am

huh... when Bush was in office and a bounty was on his head by al-Qaida and Osama bin Laden, it was a serious matter and we needed to defend the honor of the office. Now, we laugh?

give me a break....
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RE: Bounty Offered On Obama And H Clinton Heads

Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:31 am

Quoting seb146 (Reply 3):
huh... when Bush was in office and a bounty was on his head by al-Qaida and Osama bin Laden, it was a serious matter and we needed to defend the honor of the office. Now, we laugh?

We're laughing because the bounty is not for his head or his life, but for his whereabouts (which aren't exactly secret), and that they're offering to pay in camels and cocks.

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RE: Bounty Offered On Obama And H Clinton Heads

Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:45 am

Quoting Dreadnought (Thread starter):
20 chickens for Hillary Clinton

Well not sure about the camels and Obama, but has anyone seen Hillary Clintons hair lately.

She looks like she was dragged behind a truck for about 300 km last I saw her on the news previous evening, rabbiting on about Syria.

I'd put the 20 chickens on her hair dresser instead. 
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RE: Bounty Offered On Obama And H Clinton Heads

Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:45 am

Knowing how backstabbing al-queda can be they would probably try and stick you with dromedaries and cornish game hens
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RE: Bounty Offered On Obama And H Clinton Heads

Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:46 am

Quoting seb146 (Reply 3):
huh... when Bush was in office and a bounty was on his head by al-Qaida and Osama bin Laden, it was a serious matter and we needed to defend the honor of the office. Now, we laugh?


Was it? I don't remember much about it, apart from the offered amount being quite a lot higher. Personally I would be rather insulted if someone only offered 10 camels for my ass...
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RE: Bounty Offered On Obama And H Clinton Heads

Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:46 am

Quoting Dreadnought (Thread starter):
10 Camels for Obama

20 chickens for Hillary Clinton

Such a high a price?

I know there is inflation and all, but 10 cocks and ten hens for Clinton? It certainly shows that even terrorists can have a sense of humour.

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RE: Bounty Offered On Obama And H Clinton Heads

Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:51 am

Quoting Quokkas (Reply 8):
I know there is inflation and all, but 10 cocks and ten hens for Clinton? It certainly shows that even terrorists can have a sense of humour

The cocks better be virgins!
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RE: Bounty Offered On Obama And H Clinton Heads

Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:52 am

Quoting Mir (Reply 2):
10 cocks for Hillary

Reading just that made me laugh out loud.

That is all.
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RE: Bounty Offered On Obama And H Clinton Heads

Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:44 am

Quoting Mir (Reply 2):
10 cocks for Hillary


You got those on you?

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RE: Bounty Offered On Obama And H Clinton Heads

Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:19 pm

Maybe this has given Grand Ayatollah Pastor Terry Jones of Quran burning fame some ideas.

He has carried out a lynching in effigy of President Obama.

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RE: Bounty Offered On Obama And H Clinton Heads

Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:04 pm

Quoting Mir (Reply 2):
10 cocks for Hillary

She'd still have some catching up to do if she wants to match Bill.

Quoting helvknight (Reply 12):
He has carried out a lynching in effigy of President Obama.

He also appears to have beheaded Uncle Sam.
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RE: Bounty Offered On Obama And H Clinton Heads

Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:31 pm

Quoting seb146 (Reply 3):
huh... when Bush was in office and a bounty was on his head by al-Qaida and Osama bin Laden, it was a serious matter and we needed to defend the honor of the office. Now, we laugh?

give me a break....

No need to get partisan. It would have been just as funny if there was an (R) next to their names... I mean camels, really??
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RE: Bounty Offered On Obama And H Clinton Heads

Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:27 pm

Look at me! I can use memegenerator!



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RE: Bounty Offered On Obama And H Clinton Heads

Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:06 am

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 15):
Look at me! I can use memegenerator!

Bahaha! That is hilarious!

Of course this is just a giant joke. As Mir said, for the whereabouts? There might be an abundance of camels now that need to be paid out! Just wait until Monday, Obama will tell you exactly where he is at with a speech! Will they pay him then for telling them his own whereabouts?
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RE: Bounty Offered On Obama And H Clinton Heads

Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:18 am

Quoting helvknight (Reply 12):
He has carried out a lynching in effigy of President Obama.

It looks more like a Abe Lincoln with a lot of tan.

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