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Man Jumps Into Tiger Exhibit At Zoo

Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:48 pm

I think we have a candidate for dumb ass of the month award! A man in his 20's or 30's jumps into the tiger exhibit at the Bronx zoo and gets attacked by a tiger.

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012...x-zoo-suffers-severe-injuries?lite

They better not put the tiger down because of this idiot!
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RE: Man Jumps Into Tiger Exhibit At Zoo

Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:38 pm

Sounds like a Darwin award in the making!
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RE: Man Jumps Into Tiger Exhibit At Zoo

Sat Sep 22, 2012 12:08 am

Happened in Copenhagen Zoo not so long ago as well.. The man obviously got killed.
 
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RE: Man Jumps Into Tiger Exhibit At Zoo

Sat Sep 22, 2012 4:44 am

Quoting dragon-wings (Thread starter):
I think we have a candidate for dumb ass of the month award! A man in his 20's or 30's jumps into the tiger exhibit at the Bronx zoo and gets attacked by a tiger.

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012...x-zoo-suffers-severe-injuries?lite

They better not put the tiger down because of this idiot!

Some slime cock lawyer will get hold of this case and make it a money grab though the man was at fault for f*ing with Tony the Tiger. Or this guy will try to plead insanity and do some time at a NYC area "puzzle house" and maybe do the talk show circuit.
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RE: Man Jumps Into Tiger Exhibit At Zoo

Sat Sep 22, 2012 6:11 am

Quoting dragon-wings (Thread starter):
I think we have a candidate for dumb ass of the month award! A man in his 20's or 30's jumps into the tiger exhibit at the Bronx zoo and gets attacked by a tiger.
Quoting flybaurlax (Reply 1):
Sounds like a Darwin award in the making!

Beat me to it   

The nomination this year! hahaha

I bet we'll hear more from this guy soon
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RE: Man Jumps Into Tiger Exhibit At Zoo

Sat Sep 22, 2012 11:18 pm

Quoting flybaurlax (Reply 1):
Sounds like a Darwin award in the making!

It depends. To qualify for the Darwin Award you have to either get killed or get injured in such a way that you are unable to participate in reproduction of mankind.

There is no information telling that the man actually got such injuries.

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 2):
Happened in Copenhagen Zoo not so long ago...

He qualifies. When he did the same thing a couple of months ago, then he did it around midnight when the zoo was closed. The staff discovered his remains (and a fat tiger) only next morning.

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RE: Man Jumps Into Tiger Exhibit At Zoo

Sat Sep 22, 2012 11:28 pm

Stupid man!

Quoting dragon-wings (Thread starter):

They won't put the tiger down. From the article "The tiger did nothing wrong, Breheny said, and will not be put down."
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RE: Man Jumps Into Tiger Exhibit At Zoo

Sun Sep 23, 2012 12:35 am

Quoting prebennorholm (Reply 5):
To qualify for the Darwin Award you have to either get killed or get injured in such a way that you are unable to participate in reproduction of mankind.

Yep, no award here. The man escape with his scrotum intact.

THe Tiger probably shit a brick and just reacted. Good kitty.
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RE: Man Jumps Into Tiger Exhibit At Zoo

Sun Sep 23, 2012 12:44 am

Quoting mirrodie (Reply 7):
Good kitty

LOL!



Somehow, I don't think this guy was a Republican...

Quote:
Before his now-infamous tangle with a Bronx Zoo tiger, David Villalobos adorned his Facebook page with New Age odes to Mother Earth and affirmations like, "Be love and fearless."

Police said Saturday that Villalobos had told detectives that it was without fear that he leaped from an elevated train into the animal's den. His reason, they said, was that "he wanted to be one with the tiger."
http://news.yahoo.com/mauled-ny-man-wanted-one-tiger-175044318.html

[Edited 2012-09-22 17:44:27]
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RE: Man Jumps Into Tiger Exhibit At Zoo

Sun Sep 23, 2012 7:21 am

I'm glad the tiger will not be put down.

Quoting Dreadnought (Reply 8):
Somehow, I don't think this guy was a Republican...

Quote:
Before his now-infamous tangle with a Bronx Zoo tiger, David Villalobos adorned his Facebook page with New Age odes to Mother Earth and affirmations like, "Be love and fearless."

Police said Saturday that Villalobos had told detectives that it was without fear that he leaped from an elevated train into the animal's den. His reason, they said, was that "he wanted to be one with the tiger."
http://news.yahoo.com/mauled-ny-man-....html




Occupy the tiger's den!   

Sounds like he followed his dreams and was "one with the tiger".

Quoting zippyjet (Reply 3):
Some slime cock lawyer will get hold of this case and make it a money grab though the man was at fault for f*ing with Tony the Tiger.



Sad but true. Considering this is New York, that very possible and he may even win in court.

Quoting zippyjet (Reply 3):
will try to plead insanity and do some time at a NYC area "puzzle house"



"puzzle house"; LOL!  
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RE: Man Jumps Into Tiger Exhibit At Zoo

Sun Sep 23, 2012 12:28 pm

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 2):
Happened in Copenhagen Zoo not so long ago as well.. The man obviously got killed.

Isn't that a sad suicide? The Swedish media stopped reporting about the case a while ago.
 
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RE: Man Jumps Into Tiger Exhibit At Zoo

Sun Sep 23, 2012 1:12 pm

Poor tiger. She's also a recent mom too. I hope somebody sues this guy on the tiger's behalf for trespassing and mental distress, and uses the proceeds to get her a year's worth of top quality meat.
 
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RE: Man Jumps Into Tiger Exhibit At Zoo

Sun Sep 23, 2012 2:45 pm

Tiger to cub: "That was the Other White Meat, dear..."
 
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RE: Man Jumps Into Tiger Exhibit At Zoo

Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:22 pm

Quoting virginblue4 (Reply 6):
They won't put the tiger down. From the article "The tiger did nothing wrong, Breheny said, and will not be put down."

Then I assume New York is a 'stand your ground' state.    I'm glad the tiger won't pay the consecuences of this nutcase action.
 
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RE: Man Jumps Into Tiger Exhibit At Zoo

Wed Sep 26, 2012 9:14 pm

Quoting virginblue4 (Reply 6):
Stupid man!

NO.
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RE: Man Jumps Into Tiger Exhibit At Zoo

Wed Sep 26, 2012 9:35 pm

Seriously, who out there wasn't expecting to find out this was Charlie Sheen that did this?
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