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Probably One Of The Most Vapid Threads Of 2012

Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:28 pm

I use a lot of slang, sometimes far from "PC". I also make up nick names for people. What are some of the slang you use on a regular basis. Please share. Here are some of mine. My late dad used to say I descended to "barnyard humor."
A lot of these are "toilet centric" so you've been warned.

  • Drop "B.C." or anyone elses kids to the pool: Number 2
  • Lay a Loaf: Number 2
  • A new one I just heard: Take the Browns to the Superbowl! (same as above)
  • Major league Blowout: A very ferocious dump
  • Biffy-Toilet

  • Having kittens: A sh*t fit/meltdown
  • Hurl-Vomit
  • Blow or spew chunks: Same as above
  • Drain the Lizard: Pee
  • Take a leak: Pee
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Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:24 pm

grumpy - poop
potd - poop of the day
drain the main vein - pee
 
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Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:39 pm

Most of the slang and humor I use would probably get me banned if I posted them on 4chan, let alone here.
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 1:19 am

Quoting Maverick623 (Reply 2):
Most of the slang and humor I use would probably get me banned if I posted them on 4chan, let alone here.

Ditto. A lot of it has the nice side effect that no one around you knows what you're saying, which can be....quite useful.
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 1:38 am

Quoting Maverick623 (Reply 2):
Most of the slang and humor I use would probably get me banned if I posted them on 4chan, let alone here.
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:30 am

Hmm

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Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:44 am

Some more of mine:

"Tuniferous" Of or pertaining to Tuna. (you can run with this one)
"Schtup" pronounced Schtoup=Fornication
"Whippin the Skippy"-Self gratification
"Bite the pillow and take your screwing"- Take your punishment and bite.
"Ugly Cute" so ugly they are actually cute
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d4/Lion_cut_tortoiseshell_Persian.jpg

I think you got the concept of "ugly cute."

"Fugly"- F*cki*n Ugly= http://www.autocarzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/lexus-ct-200h-04-270812.jpg
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:49 am

Do we really need to know when and where we #2? Most people can smell it. Or hear it. Not something I want to see, hear, or think about. If you need to go, then go. Don't announce it.

Although, some of the euphamisms are interesting.
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:06 am

Quoting seb146 (Reply 7):

Part of the fun is all the hoopla and pomp. I take it you wouldn't like such sites as Rate My Poo and the Poop Report.


One of my own as a kid: Calling the Hunter-Going to the loo to poo.

When I broadcast on the college radio station there was a show called "Lesbian Outreach" So whenever I referred to Gay women, I used the euphamism or code "Outreach."

"Erasure District" Named after the alt band with the same name, referring to the Gay area of Baltimore City.
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:00 pm

paperbag her - don't wanna see her face during sex

Quoting seb146 (Reply 7):
Do we really need to know when and where we #2? Most people can smell it. Or hear it. Not something I want to see, hear, or think about. If you need to go, then go. Don't announce it.

my colleagues text daily poop pics thus poop of the day.   
 
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:00 pm

Brings to mind "Roger's Profanisaurus" from Viz comic - the website only gives three samples at a time; some utter classics in there though!

[Edited 2012-10-03 12:00:53]
 
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:10 pm

If you desperately need to do number two, it's called "prairie dogging". In a sentence: "Man I really need to find a toilet; I'm prairie dogging!"
 
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:16 pm

Quoting zippyjet (Thread starter):
Drop "B.C." or anyone elses kids to the pool: Number 2

A friend of mine announces "it's time to release the Mud Cobra." Another "Presses Grumpy."

The same friend refers to the anus as the "turd cutter."
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:30 pm

Quoting EA CO AS (Reply 12):

Take a grumpy is a favorite of mine. With all the travel to India I've done this year, 'butt mudd' is in play often on the POTD texts.   
 
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:06 pm

A colleague and I referred to our very pretty and sexy secretary, as our Sexcretary. Behind her back, of course.

(smile)

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Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:25 pm

I have a bad habit of announcing all my toilet moves and personally i dont care because we all do it. I honestly think tomorrow with all the food eaten, im gonna have to shit like 5 times... just sayin

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Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:39 pm

Dilligaf: Does it look like I give a f---?
Leave a dump: A #2, my friends and I wonder who in their right mind would want to take one.
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Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:30 am

Quoting nickh (Reply 14):

  

Some more of mine: "Prostitot": A young usually underage girl who dresses with less to show off what God blessed her with.

"CFM" (Feet, Shoes, or outfit)--- For the hottie women feet-very high arches dancer feet, shoes, high heels or shoes that show toe cleavage, outfits, use one's imagination. These all give that aura to come f*ck me.

"Tempo Ling" My personal descriptor for a hot Asian woman. The name just came up within my vivid imagination.

"Celebrity Table": Extra passenger screeing area for passengers.

"Graze, Chewing Cud" Eating

"Matress Sale Weekend" My adjective for those pointless Monday holidays where government workers get a paid day off courtesy of we the taxpayer...President's Day, Columbus Day etc.

"Punk Rock Fit" Same as having kittens but a lot of screaming and yelling and cursing.

"Ploppies" Turds (Got this one from Randy on My Name Is Earl) usually dealing with doggy or kitty turds.

"Buckwheat and Alfalfa Sprouts" Usually the scant food the hottie models and trendy nature people eat and embrace.

"Log Rolling" Another term for laying a loaf.

As mentioned Prairie Doggin the poo is ready to pop out///same as turtle poking it's head out.
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Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:48 am

Quoting zippyjet (Reply 17):
"Celebrity Table": Extra passenger screeing area for passengers.

Airport wise, I go with the "Airport Olympics" for the act of unpacking/undressing, repacking and redressing required at security, followed closely by the "TSA Macarena" for the position you have to assume in the Rapiscan machine.
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Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:21 am

Quoting EA CO AS (Reply 18):



I like both of those. When I started with FL ten years ago before the TSA did the screening at BWI, we at the ticket counter had to rummage through the selected baggage. I'll never forget it, we had an ancient rickety rotted wood table that on occasion would collapse when we had a hernia bag. This was perpendicular to our ticket counter and everyone could take in the festivities/entertainment. The selected's were celebrities hence "Celebrity Table."

"Uminner" for UMNR Unaccompanied minor. When I was in training I saw this abbreviation and asked: "What in the heck is a Uminner?

"Weeper" Usually a comely female passenger who is distressed (missed flight) just learned her obese 27 pound Chihuahua or Tabby Cat is to fat to travel in the cabin under the seat and is crying us a river. Sometimes the weepers are worse than the hell raising passengers "having a litter of kittens."

"Did an Anna Nicole" Referring to when an object such as a computer, phone or other piece of technology is inoperable, out of order, no power. Many times, I've substituted Anna for other celebrities who have croaked (excuse me) passed away.

"Dollar Store Having a Sale" When we run out of staples, paper, other office stuff or when some of our technology does an "Anna Nicole." We've run out of boarding pass paper again! When will we get more? Usually a new crew member asks. My answer (humor) When the dollar store has it's next sale, is when we will get additional/new supplies!

"Bambino" Baby/Infant

"Curse of February/February's Revenge" Sometimes the shortest month of the year is the most challenging and seems to last the longest. Many times Murphy and his famous law can be applied to this second month of the year. It also has the BS holidays of Valentines Day and Mattress Sale Weekend (President's Day). Also there are a lot of vapid awards shows on TV.

"Flare Up" Hemorrhoid attack. An especially wicked rho-id offensive I call a Flare Up to beat the band

"Screw The Pooch" A major screw up. I use this term interchangeably with Cluster Fu*k.

"In Like Flint" All systems go, everything is OK/Cool.

"Short Bus,""Chimes" Mentally Challenged the R-Word, Stupid. "Chimes" is a corporation in Maryland that assists those with special needs and they have the cleaning contract at BWI. There are several within this group that ride that short bus in style. Our inside joke= Just a friendly reminder: A hot dog is not a Chihuahua in the Microwave!
Also my cat is a "short bus kitty" Touched, off her rocker, anything but normal.  rotfl 

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Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:46 am

Anyone ever use: "Gotta go see a man about a dog" when going to poo?
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Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:13 pm

I pooped today.

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Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:26 pm

Pointing Percy at the porcelain - pee
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Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:06 pm

Quoting seb146 (Reply 7):

Do we really need to know when and where we #2? Most people can smell it. Or hear it. Not something I want to see, hear, or think about. If you need to go, then go. Don't announce it.

YOU!!!! You are way too mature. Please get off A.net.  
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Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:30 pm

Would you hit it got watered down to would you and that eventually turned into "Y"? So when I'd be out with my college buds and a hot girl would be next to us at the bar or in line somewhere, you need not be discrete or quiet, just ask Y?

Quoting iFlyLOTs (Reply 16):
Dilligaf: Does it look like I give a f---?

Brilliant.

Quoting LFutia (Reply 21):
I pooped today.

I pooped twice today already and sent a company wide email.

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 23):
YOU!!!! You are way too mature. Please get off A.net.  

  
 
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Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:09 am

Quoting fxramper (Reply 24):
I pooped twice today already and sent a company wide email.

I beat you.... 5 times today but didnt tweet about it hahaha

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Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:27 am

Quoting LFutia (Reply 25):

You got me beat, I'm usually a tripple play man. (3 Loafs deposited in the bowl!)

Some More:

Upper Decker Lay a loaf in the tank of the toilet instead of the usual deposit in the bowl. (I came close to an Upper Deck deposit years back when I worked at a fancy hotel as a "luggage professional." Part of the job entailed courtesy shoe shines for guests that wanted their footwear gussied up. One semi regular obnoxious guest from Boston would put out four pair of his clodhoppers with no tip, not even a thank you. But instead of my "double decker" I gave his precious shoes a "golden shine."

Government Worker: Slow, Attitude, Efficiency Forgive me if I'm lumping government workers into one group. But 20 % make life miserable and ruin the reputation and good will of the hard working decent 80%.
When I use this slang (my own invention) This pertains to slow computers, phone systems, elevators. The attitude being do the minimum required and act like you are sacrificing your life and that of your children and pets in the process.
In regard to efficiency: Take what could easily be done in five minutes and make it an hour long production.

Oscar Madison: A total slob
Felix Unger: Anal retentive neat freak/fanatic Both these characters the leads in the Odd Couple

Hippo: Person of size and I include myself !

Hi Hon!: Baltimorean standard greeting. Usually from folks who are natives such as myself and have a Baltimore Accent so thick you could cut it with a fork. The older women usually have Bee Hive Hairdos, and cat eye glasses.

Peepers: Eye glasses
Magoo: Blind or visually challenged
Helen Keller: A combination of visual, hearing and vocal impairment.
At work many times I'll inform my co-workers we have a Magoo, or Helen Keller/HK on board. F*ck Political Correctness.
Agingpeacock: Someone who is getting older but is still vain and young at heart. I count myself as an "Agingpeacock." One time someone who I had not seen in 20 years saw me preening in a public bathroom mirror. We were in a play together years back and he said I'm an "Agingpeacock" Still vain as ever.
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Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:06 am

Quoting zippyjet (Thread starter):
Major league Blowout: A very ferocious dump

Taking the Power Shit...

Quoting zippyjet (Reply 17):
"Punk Rock Fit" Same as having kittens but a lot of screaming and yelling and cursing.

I alwyas liked using the term "Going Prompt Critical" for that one.

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 20):
Anyone ever use: "Gotta go see a man about a dog" when going to poo?

Horse. Dog is for peeing. But yes, all the time.

Quoting zippyjet (Reply 26):
The older women usually have Bee Hive Hairdos, and cat eye glasses.

Baltimore. It's like if they made a city out of Gary Larson cartoons...


Caught myself finishing a bottle of Miller at a stall last week (can anything make one feel more retarded than drinking while you already have to go?) I thought to myself, "this must be what a B-2 feels like under a KC-10", and an analogy was born.... Aerial Refueling!
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Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:43 pm

Quoting Darksnowynight (Reply 27):
Horse. Dog is for peeing. But yes, all the time.

My husband sometimes uses "Excuse me, I have to go do some day trading."

And, with that thought, I do need to go check on my stocks...  
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Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:22 pm

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 28):
And, with that thought, I do need to go check on my stocks...  

Mention my name. You'll save a dollar.
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Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:08 am

Quoting Darksnowynight (Reply 27):
Caught myself finishing a bottle of Miller at a stall last week (can anything make one feel more retarded than drinking while you already have to go?) I thought to myself, "this must be what a B-2 feels like under a KC-10", and an analogy was born.... Aerial Refueling!



Been there done that. But, I'm wacky as is.

Logic Free Zone: The State of Maryland. We know how to screw the pooch royally and big time:
  • Baltimore City: Our clueless Mayor has a bee up her wide bonnet (keyster) for having this Grand Pr ix race on Labor Day Weekend. It causes nothing but traffic hassles for us and bleeds money worse than meat at the butcher shop. Meanwhile, our infrastructure is falling apart, you get road construction during rush hour and our murder rate is starting to take off again like a Boeing Jet. The cool Police Commish retired but was really forced out and under his watch we had some of our lowest murder numbers.
  • State Highway Administration: Speed and red light cameras work like Rolex watches and snap you at will. When one gets vandalized it's a Dragnet for the perp. Meanwhile we have endless road construction projects that take forever. Our traffic road signs sometimes work. When they are lit they have stupid messages or Silver, Bronze or Cobalt alerts.
    When I was in Florida (Tampa and Miami areas a few weeks ago) they had plentiful traffic alert signs with distance between two exits, average speed and driving time. A cool idea. Good luck in our state.
  • When it comes to a business friendly atmosphere we are ranked in the Bottom five states. We have a lot of big government regulation and bureaucracy.
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Wed Oct 10, 2012 10:29 pm

I sometimes say, when I need to break away for a healthy one, 'I'm fully dilated, gotta go'.

Sometimes I need to 'shake the lily'

I have several workers that are 'select' or some to work in the SPED lane.
 
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Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:32 am

When the old pervy Carvel guy was doing commercials back in the 70's and 80's if I had a ferocious dump I'd call it
Fudgy the Whale! BTW ever notice how all the Carvel Ice Cream cakes were made in the same mold that was shaped like an old school incandescent light bulb?
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Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:04 am

Quoting zippyjet (Reply 26):
You got me beat, I'm usually a tripple play man. (3 Loafs deposited in the bowl!)

This is usually the average achievement for the day, but a few weeks back - and last week of our vacation - I got a stomach bug and was doing over 6 a day and they were not loafs at all - it was ass piss!! Since then, I have never felt happier doing one nice big solid table leg in the morning...  

By the way, ass piss really sucks on a road trip using public facilities. There are cleaners in some random public bogs & bars in Northumberland, Yorkshire, Lincolnshire & Norfolk I genuinely feel sorry for... 

When I was in London, the boys used to have a competition. Various results

"Aaaahh, that was just like Stonehenge"

"Go check out the pretty tiger stripes!"

I did get the all time winner, an email from the VP to all the boys "Will the last person who took a dump please go and visit a doctor immediately - medical leave is unconditionally granted"   

Now in our office, we are all different nationalities, so we actually have a pooping world cup. Each country is timed and the fastest gets to top of the group table. During the olympics, we deviated to gold, silver & bronze medals.
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