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Worlds Largest Biceps

Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:34 pm

Who is this plonker trying to fool, well he did fool the Guinness Book.

http://www.odditycentral.com/news/re...eye-has-worlds-largest-biceps.html



Those arms must be so full of synthol it must have cost him a fortune. Check out the bingo wings and tiny forearms and complete lack of muscle. Largest arms in the world yeah right!
 
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:50 pm

Well, that certainly is a feather in his cap.

A cap which he'll be needing to wear a lot to hide the hair loss that's going to result from whatever it is that he's been putting in his body.

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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:11 pm

Quoting Mir (Reply 1):
A cap which he'll be needing to wear a lot to hide the hair loss that's going to result from whatever it is that he's been putting in his body.

He's been injecting synthol, it's an oil which pumps up your muscles, it's not a steroid.
 
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:24 pm

I was hoping he might be at least cute.

Boy, was *that* a disappointment! The man manages to be neither fat nor old nor grossly deformed (ignoring the arms) and yet he pulls off "fugly" about as well as you can.
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:28 pm

Quoting KiwiRob (Thread starter):
synthol

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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:30 pm

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 3):
The man manages to be neither fat nor old nor grossly deformed (ignoring the arms)

You can ignore the arms?

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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:47 pm

Quoting Mir (Reply 5):
You can ignore the arms?

Not really...

But if you cover them up, he's still fugly. Poor guy.
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:50 pm

They clearly haven't measured my biceps...
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:52 pm

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 3):
I was hoping he might be at least cute.

LOL well honestly anything with muscles isn't cute in my books, male or female.....in fact chicks with muscles scare me   
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:39 pm

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 8):
in fact chicks with muscles scare me

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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:43 pm

Biggest giveaway that he's using synthol is his forearms. It's nearly impossible to have bis/tris that big and have zero muscle definition in your forearms, no matter what steroid(s) you use. Either way, this guy probably gets laughed out of the gym by the real bodybuilders.

Quoting KiwiRob (Thread starter):
well he did fool the Guinness Book

Well I guess it's how they define biceps. If there's no condition that it has to be all natural muscle, then he does indeed have the record.

Quoting KiwiRob (Thread starter):
Those arms must be so full of synthol it must have cost him a fortune.

I haven't looked up synthol prices lately...but I'd say he's sunk a couple grand into this nasty venture.

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 8):
chicks with muscles scare me

Can't handle a little power, eh there Zach?     
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:08 pm

Quoting WestJet747 (Reply 10):
Can't handle a little power, eh there Zach?

See, I was gonna make a similar wisecrack, but I figured I'd refrain. You know, mature adult and all that...

...glad someone else is less mature.     
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:13 pm

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 8):
in fact chicks with muscles scare me

I used to think that, then I saw Shawn Johnson   
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:00 pm

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 11):
See, I was gonna make a similar wisecrack, but I figured I'd refrain. You know, mature adult and all that...

...glad someone else is less mature.

It had to be said. If anything, I'm team player!   

Quoting iFlyLOTs (Reply 12):
I used to think that, then I saw Shawn Johnson


  
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Sun Dec 16, 2012 8:03 am

Quoting B777LRF (Reply 9):
Be afraid. Be very, very afraid

Now THAT is one hot looking young babe !

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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Sun Dec 16, 2012 8:57 am

Quoting KiwiRob (Reply 2):
He's been injecting synthol, it's an oil which pumps up your muscles, it's not a steroid.

Just out of curiosity, can synthol be pumped in to the male organ to make larger?
I of course don't need this but I'm just curios from a scientific point of view.
Also, does this oil make you stronger or just float better in water?

Quoting B777LRF (Reply 9):
Be afraid. Be very, very afraid

What a shame. She looked like she was attractive at one time. Now she looks like she's in a Seattle grunge band.
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:01 pm

Quoting B777LRF (Reply 9):

There are a hell of a lot worse looking ones than her out there. I refuse to post an example because I want to enjoy my breakfast.
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:24 pm

Quoting Superfly (Reply 15):

What a shame. She looked like she was attractive at one time. Now she looks like she's in a Seattle grunge band.

And eats a take-out box of testicles for lunch.

So is this synthol stuff dangerous or what? I would think injecting oil into one's body may have adverse effects on one's... Everything, I guess. Seems like one who does that needs to spend about 4hrs a day on the pot.
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Sun Dec 16, 2012 5:56 pm

Jessica Biel is a fitness fanatic; most people say she looks pretty good.

 
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:35 pm

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 3):
I was hoping he might be at least cute.

Indeed . How ugly especially what he has done to himself. I guess it will make him a few $$$
 
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:36 pm

Quoting Superfly (Reply 15):
can synthol be pumped in to the male organ to make larger?

I guess it could in theory...but given some of the complications you can have with synthol, I'd be less than willing to risk it.

Quoting Superfly (Reply 15):
does this oil make you stronger or just float better in water?

It definitely does nothing for your strength. It's like silicon implants: all for show.

Quoting Darksnowynight (Reply 17):
So is this synthol stuff dangerous or what?

I don't think the actual substance itself is all that dangerous, but there is a huge risk of infection from the injection site since a majority of users do it at home as opposed to having a professional do it. I've also heard something about nerve damage, but I'm not sure how that happens.

Another downside is that since the oil isn't actually a part of the muscle, gravity will eventually take effect, and the synthol will start to gather at the lowest point of gravity, which may distort the way the muscle looks for some time.
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:51 pm

Quoting B777LRF (Reply 9):
Be afraid. Be very, very afraid
Quoting WestJet747 (Reply 10):
Can't handle a little power, eh there Zach?
Quoting DocLightning (Reply 11):
See, I was gonna make a similar wisecrack, but I figured I'd refrain. You know, mature adult and all that...

WHAT THE HELL   

That indeed scares me!

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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Sun Dec 16, 2012 8:24 pm

Quoting WestJet747 (Reply 20):
It's like silicon implants: all for show.

Like Fuko?



Quoting PHX787 (Reply 21):
This is why I dig Asian girls

Like Fuko?

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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Sun Dec 16, 2012 9:17 pm

Quoting Superfly (Reply 22):
Like Fuko?

  

With the right sized cans....those are just outrageous   
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Mon Dec 17, 2012 6:51 am

When muscles are too much....it does not look good....ppl must learn to be balanced.
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Mon Dec 17, 2012 7:24 am

Quoting WestJet747 (Reply 20):
and the synthol will start to gather at the lowest point of gravity, which may distort the way the muscle looks for some time.

Hence the bingo wings on the man with the worlds largest biceps.

Some other synthol idiots look like this:



and there ain't nothing wrong with a women packing a fit non flabby bod!

 
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Mon Dec 17, 2012 7:42 am

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 23):
With the right sized cans....those are just outrageous

Those are the right size.  
Quoting KiwiRob (Reply 25):
Some other synthol idiots look like this:

WTF?!?!
There has to be some severe health risk having oil injected in to one's body.

Quoting KiwiRob (Reply 25):
and there ain't nothing wrong with a women packing a fit non flabby bod!

  
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Mon Dec 17, 2012 8:17 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 26):
There has to be some severe health risk having oil injected in to one's body.

Not idea, I just think it makes them look like idiots.

Quoting Superfly (Reply 26):

She's hot Fly, really, really hot.

Here's another one

 
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Mon Dec 17, 2012 8:22 am

Quoting KiwiRob (Reply 27):
Not idea, I just think it makes them look like idiots.

No argument there.

Quoting KiwiRob (Reply 27):
She's hot Fly, really, really hot.

The photo of her drinking the water bottle isn't so bad but the other's looks like a man.
If you like her, great!
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:09 pm

Quoting KiwiRob (Reply 25):
Some other synthol idiots look like this:

The elevator definitely doesn't make it to the top floor sometimes.

Quoting Superfly (Reply 28):
The photo of her drinking the water bottle isn't so bad but the other's looks like a man.
If you like her, great!

Concur...prefer a little bit of meat on the bones myself.
 
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:05 pm

Quoting Superfly (Reply 26):
Those are the right size.

FOR YOU   

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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:39 pm

Sexy... And muscular!
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:09 am

Quoting KiwiRob (Thread starter):
Those arms must be so full of synthol it must have cost him a fortune. Check out the bingo wings and tiny forearms and complete lack of muscle. Largest arms in the world yeah right!


No question. The forearms are a dead giveaway.

Quoting Mir (Reply 1):
A cap which he'll be needing to wear a lot to hide the hair loss that's going to result from whatever it is that he's been putting in his body


Those aren't 'roid arms.

Quoting WestJet747 (Reply 10):
Biggest giveaway that he's using synthol is his forearms.


Yep. No question.

Quoting WestJet747 (Reply 10):
It's nearly impossible to have bis/tris that big and have zero muscle definition in your forearms

Nearly? Make that absolutely impossible. The guy should have forearms like Mark McGwire's when he was playing.

Quoting Darksnowynight (Reply 17):
So is this synthol stuff dangerous or what?

Not on its own, but there are a whole bunch of things that can go wrong when you inject it.
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:57 am

Quoting N1120A (Reply 32):
Those aren't 'roid arms.

Sure aren't those look like this



Gregg Valentino, he injected steroids directly into his biceps and triceps, his forearms are also well developed, but dwarfed by his upper arms, unlike the other twit who has no forearm development at all.
 
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:38 pm

Quoting kiwirob (Reply 33):
he injected steroids directly into his biceps and triceps

Injecting steroids directly into the muscle isn't going to do much. Indeed, the only steroid that is even particularly bio-available injected into the arm is Testosterone Suspension.
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RE: Worlds Largest Biceps

Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:35 pm

Oh good god, that's disgusting. Who actually finds these guys attractive?
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