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Non Sequitur Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:02 pm

Might be a fun thing to try. Use this thread to post whatever. Doesn't have to have anything to do with anything that was posted previously (hence, non sequitur).

My cat's breath smells like cat food.
The plural of Airbus is Airbuses. Airbii is not a word.
There is no 787-800, nor 787-900 or 747-800. It's 787-8, 787-9, and 747-8.
A321neoLR is also unnecessary. It's simply A321LR.
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:12 pm

Non-sequiturs make me eat lampshades.

Besides, it doesn't make sense to close the blinds when the keyboard is broken.
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:15 pm

Quoting HoMsaR (Thread starter):
Doesn't have to have anything to do with anything that was posted previously (hence, non sequitur).

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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:19 pm

This is now a cat thread:

I'll do my own airline. With Blackjack. And hookers. In fact, forget the airline.
 
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:27 pm

I thought about starting a similar thread but bacon.
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:29 pm

Quoting francoflier (Reply 3):
This is now a cat thread:
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:43 pm

Have you ever noticed that when you sneeze while going to the bathroom, you're always filled with an uncontrollable fear for an instant? You're SO SCARED you'll blow your asshole out!

(Not my joke, paraphrased. But so true, and it just happened to me).

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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:45 pm

Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 6):
Have you ever noticed that when you sneeze while going to the bathroom, you're always filled with an uncontrollable fear for an instant? You're SO SCARED you'll blow your asshole out!

(Not my joke, paraphrased. But so true, and it just happened to me).

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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:47 pm

Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 6):
Have you ever noticed that when you sneeze while going to the bathroom, you're always filled with an uncontrollable fear for an instant? You're SO SCARED you'll blow your asshole out!

No, but then again I've never seen a gaggle of geese doing an conga line either.

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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:51 pm

my armpits feel like the gentle caressing of 1000 angels screaming.............


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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:55 pm

Two wrongs don't make a right. But three lefts do.
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:01 pm

Everything has an end, but the sausage has two.
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:08 pm

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 1):
Besides, it doesn't make sense to close the blinds when the keyboard is broken.

You sound exactly like a guy I know that used too much LSD and now is stuck talking like that.
 
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:12 pm

If the purpose of this thread is to form a collection of non-sequitur statements, then by posting a non-sequitur, your post is true to the purpose of the topic and therefore logically follows that it must be sequitur.

Therefore this topic consists of a series of sequitur statements which by extension makes the topic non-sequitur.

Edit: 1+1=2
Q.E.D.

[Edited 2012-12-10 13:12:42]

[Edited 2012-12-10 13:13:28]
 
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:13 pm

Quoting FaddyPainter (Reply 13):
If the purpose of this thread is to form a collection of non-sequitur statements, then by posting a non-sequitur, your post is true to the purpose of the topic and therefore logically follows that it must be sequitur.
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:48 pm

Did I ever tell you about the time I showed up for class drunk?

I think I was in second grade or something like that.
The plural of Airbus is Airbuses. Airbii is not a word.
There is no 787-800, nor 787-900 or 747-800. It's 787-8, 787-9, and 747-8.
A321neoLR is also unnecessary. It's simply A321LR.
Airplanes don't have isles, they have aisles.
 
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:19 pm

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 15):
Did I ever tell you about the time I showed up for class drunk?

I think I was in second grade or something like that.

History is a thing of the past. That statement is a thing of the past. That statement etc. etc.
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:27 pm

Quoting SoJo (Reply 16):
History is a thing of the past. That statement is a thing of the past. That statement etc. etc.

I thought we talked about your hippopotamii already.
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:48 pm

The word possesses possesses five s's.
 
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:48 pm

And then there were 4,727,609.
The plural of Airbus is Airbuses. Airbii is not a word.
There is no 787-800, nor 787-900 or 747-800. It's 787-8, 787-9, and 747-8.
A321neoLR is also unnecessary. It's simply A321LR.
Airplanes don't have isles, they have aisles.
 
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:57 pm

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 19):
And then there were 4,727,609.

You missed out by one number. I think. So, therefore I must be. I think.
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:00 pm

The sentence the word possesses possesses five s's possesses twelve s's.
 
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:20 pm

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The plural of Airbus is Airbuses. Airbii is not a word.
There is no 787-800, nor 787-900 or 747-800. It's 787-8, 787-9, and 747-8.
A321neoLR is also unnecessary. It's simply A321LR.
Airplanes don't have isles, they have aisles.
 
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:15 am

The song "This Song Is Just Six Words Long" has more than six words.

Barry Manilow didn't write the song "I Write The Songs"

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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:39 am

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 1):
Besides, it doesn't make sense to close the blinds when the keyboard is broken.

Oh so you want people to see your broken keyboard. I guess that must mean the aliens have captured your mind. I'd wear a few tinfoil hats but in Soviet Russia, you kill uranium and plutonium and polonium.
 
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:41 am

WOOF

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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2012 1:17 am

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 17):
ʇɥbıɐɹʇs ʎןןɐʇoʇ ɯɐ ı

Aww that's too bad!

[Edited 2012-12-10 17:57:41]
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2012 1:52 am

Check out post 5 from this thread, it's hilarious:

This Vs Thats 2012 - Part 2 (by 777ER Nov 22 2012 in Non Aviation)
The plural of Airbus is Airbuses. Airbii is not a word.
There is no 787-800, nor 787-900 or 747-800. It's 787-8, 787-9, and 747-8.
A321neoLR is also unnecessary. It's simply A321LR.
Airplanes don't have isles, they have aisles.
 
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2012 2:25 am

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 27):
Check out post 5 from this thread, it's hilarious:

This Vs Thats 2012 - Part 2 (by 777ER Nov 22 2012 in Non Aviation)

Gah, you fiend!
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2012 2:45 am

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 19):
And then there were 4,727,609.

No. There were over 9000  
Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 22):
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  

Quoting RussianJet (Reply 28):
Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 27):
Check out post 5 from this thread, it's hilarious:

This Vs Thats 2012 - Part 2 (by 777ER Nov 22 2012 in Non Aviation)

Gah, you fiend!

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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2012 4:26 am

I'm naked under all my clothes.
The plural of Airbus is Airbuses. Airbii is not a word.
There is no 787-800, nor 787-900 or 747-800. It's 787-8, 787-9, and 747-8.
A321neoLR is also unnecessary. It's simply A321LR.
Airplanes don't have isles, they have aisles.
 
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:54 am

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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:54 am

I need scissors! 61!
 
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:58 pm

ᴸᵟᴸ ̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾ ̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅ ̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄ ͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊ ̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿Ͱ ҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛Ͱ͜҉͝ᅞ҉͜҉͝҉͜҉͝҉͜҉͝░▒▓҉͖҉͕҉͔҉͓҉⠉҉҉҉͒҉͌҉͋҉͊҉͋҉͋҉͉҉͈҉͇҉͆҉ͅ҉̈́҉̓҉ྂ҉  
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2012 4:04 pm

Quoting Newark727 (Reply 32):
I need scissors! 61!

To get in to the pack of scissors? Just buy another scissors!
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:15 pm

All of you just lost the game.

That is all.
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:17 pm

There's nothing in my freezer, so I need to buy a farm.
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:18 pm

Quoting ALTF4 (Reply 33):
ᴸᵟᴸ ̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾ ̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅ ̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄ ͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊ ̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿Ͱ ҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛Ͱ͜҉͝ᅞ҉͜҉͝҉͜҉͝҉͜҉͝░▒▓҉͖҉͕҉͔҉͓҉⠉҉҉҉͒҉͌҉͋҉͊҉͋҉͋҉͉҉͈҉͇҉͆҉ͅ҉̈́҉̓҉ྂ҉  

̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞
̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞
̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞ !!!!!!!  Wow!
̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞
̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:27 pm

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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:17 pm

If the stupid "Word Game" can get over 300 threads, why can't we have gummy bears for dessert?
The plural of Airbus is Airbuses. Airbii is not a word.
There is no 787-800, nor 787-900 or 747-800. It's 787-8, 787-9, and 747-8.
A321neoLR is also unnecessary. It's simply A321LR.
Airplanes don't have isles, they have aisles.
 
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:29 pm

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 27):
Check out post 5 from this thread, it's hilarious:

People in glass houses sink ships, so make like a tree and GTFO n00b.
"PHX is Phoenix, PDX is the other city" -777Way
 
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:31 pm

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 39):
If the stupid "Word Game" can get over 300 threads, why can't we have gummy bears for dessert?

Because you're a few clowns short of a Happy Meal.

-Mir
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:35 pm

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 35):
All of you just lost the game.

Do i really need to post the contents of our FB conversation the other day?

Quoting Mir (Reply 41):
Because you're a few clowns short of a Happy Meal.

No it's because you touch yourself at night.
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:50 pm

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 42):
No it's because you touch yourself at night.

Calgon, take me away!
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:59 pm

Silly rabbit, Trix are for hamsters.
The plural of Airbus is Airbuses. Airbii is not a word.
There is no 787-800, nor 787-900 or 747-800. It's 787-8, 787-9, and 747-8.
A321neoLR is also unnecessary. It's simply A321LR.
Airplanes don't have isles, they have aisles.
 
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2012 10:51 pm

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 42):
No it's because you touch yourself at night.

Technically, it's always daytime somewhere, so your argument is invalid.

Like this guy's umbrella:



-Mir
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:46 am

Ah, the big red X. How I dispise thee....
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:35 am

お前達はとてもバカと思う
:D

Quoting Mir (Reply 45):
Like this guy's umbrella:

I no can see it
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:40 am

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 47):
お前達はとてもバカと思う

静かな白い男の子
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RE: Non Sequitur Thread

Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:30 am

And now for something completely different.
The plural of Airbus is Airbuses. Airbii is not a word.
There is no 787-800, nor 787-900 or 747-800. It's 787-8, 787-9, and 747-8.
A321neoLR is also unnecessary. It's simply A321LR.
Airplanes don't have isles, they have aisles.

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