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Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:57 pm

And now, for something completely different:

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An American has been jailed for five days after a court found him guilty of striking his estranged wife with his penis when she refused to have sex with him.

The 62−year−old man offered her money for sex and, when she refused, he took out his penis and struck her with it, the Daily Mail reported. Fred Thomas, from Cushing, Maine, pleaded guilty to the assault.

He will also be on probation for a year for domestic violence and indecent conduct. The incident took place in July when his wife of 39 years, who was estranged from him, stayed at his home.

The defence lawyer said the estranged wife planned to go to Pakistan to meet a man she met online.

Read more: http://india.nydailynews.com/newsart...ed-for-striking-wife-with-genitals

I've heard of gun whipping before, but not this...

Hard to figure out the logistics of this, even if he is very well endowed.
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Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:22 pm

Quoting Revelation (Thread starter):
Hard to figure out the logistics of this, even if he is very well endowed.

Would it even cause her that much pain? I would think it would be more painful to him...

I'm going to treat this as one of those "Well there's that" type news stories.
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Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:37 pm

Quoting iFlyLOTs (Reply 1):
Would it even cause her that much pain? I would think it would be more painful to him...

Find it hard to believe this would leave any kind of mark - if he hadn't admitted the event could anyone really have proved it? Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'cock fighting'.
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Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:41 pm

Quoting RussianJet (Reply 2):
Find it hard to believe this would leave any kind of mark - if he hadn't admitted the event could anyone really have proved it?

And at his age, "blunt force trauma" is a relative term  
 
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Quoting iFlyLOTs (Reply 1):
I'm going to treat this as one of those "Well there's that" type news stories.

Definitely an off-beat (!) story.

Interesting that he got five days in jail for this kind of assault.

I wonder if the prosecutor argued for a "stiffer" penalty?

Quoting RussianJet (Reply 2):
Find it hard to believe this would leave any kind of mark

Indeed, it seems more likely to leave a stain.

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Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:58 pm

Awesome. He dealt with her by giving out a mushroom print. Now that is some vigilante justice.
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Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:05 pm

Quoting Revelation (Reply 4):
Indeed, it seems more likely to leave a stain.

LOL! I'd say that's about right.

At this moment I'm getting a laugh imagining the conversation in jail when the prison toughs ask him what he's in for!
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Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:17 pm

It does sound as if he could stand up for himself..   and take matters into his own hands.

I guess us Germans don't call it the Fleischpeitsche (meat whip) for nothing..
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Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:39 pm

Quoting Rara (Reply 7):
and take matters into his own hands.

I think it was his unwillingness to do just that that brought matters to a head.
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Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:57 pm

Quoting RussianJet (Reply 8):

I think it was his unwillingness to do just that that brought matters to a head.

You're right - his wife certainly didn't have her hands in it.
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Fri Dec 21, 2012 4:30 pm

Another part I find strange is:

Quoting Revelation (Thread starter):
The incident took place in July when his wife of 39 years, who was estranged from him, stayed at his home.

The defence lawyer said the estranged wife planned to go to Pakistan to meet a man she met online.

Somehow I find it pretty strange that the 60-something-ish lady who was assaulted by her estranged husband's genitals is heading to Pakistan to meet a man she met online.

Almost sounds like enough for a made-for-TV movie, or at least an episode of Jerry Springer?
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Fri Dec 21, 2012 4:35 pm

Quoting Revelation (Reply 4):
I wonder if the prosecutor argued for a "stiffer" penalty?

It does seem that the judge was the one going soft here.
 
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Fri Dec 21, 2012 4:59 pm

Quoting Revelation (Reply 10):
Somehow I find it pretty strange that the 60-something-ish lady who was assaulted by her estranged husband's genitals is heading to Pakistan to meet a man she met online.

Actually, this is what I find the most strange part of the whole story.
 
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Fri Dec 21, 2012 5:55 pm

Not from me getting struck, but I can attest that it can hurt. Not outrageously, but it can make a woman say "ouch" at the very least. That is all.
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Quoting DeltaMD90 (Reply 13):
That is all.

Thankfully! 
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Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:38 pm

Quoting DeltaMD90 (Reply 13):
Not from me getting struck, but I can attest that it can hurt. Not outrageously, but it can make a woman say "ouch" at the very least. That is all.

Is this expert testimony from your trial?
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Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:46 pm

Quoting RussianJet (Reply 15):
Is this expert testimony from your trial?

I plead the fifth  


(but for real, nothing illegal went down!)
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Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:02 pm

If he had dropped a viagra before he could have really hurt somebody!
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Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:19 am

One of my bfs used to like slapping me with his penis and when he did it hard (not erect but with force!) it really stung!!
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Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:31 am

Maine? Really? When I saw the title I could have sworn the story was coming from Florida.
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Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:42 am

Quoting Pyrex (Reply 19):
Maine? Really?

Indeed. Maine - who woulda thunk it?
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Sat Dec 22, 2012 1:57 am

Another genital related thread with no sign of Superfly or Doc  
Quoting SmittyOne (Reply 3):
And at his age, "blunt force trauma" is a relative term

Oh god that would just be too far   
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Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:53 am

Quoting raffik (Reply 18):

One of my bfs used to like slapping me with his penis and when he did it hard (not erect but with force!) it really stung!!

A scenario for which they invented the testicle punch!

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 21):
Oh god that would just be too far  

Yeah, sorry about that.
 
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Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:39 am

TMI rafik...........TMi



Filler........filler......filler
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Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:47 am

Quoting raffik (Reply 18):
One of my bfs used to like slapping me with his penis and when he did it hard (not erect but with force!) it really stung!!

Haha, while I was beating around the bush, you went right for the kill. Beating... hmm....
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Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:13 am

There are many hard facts with this case; the mere idea that any evidence would make this case flaccid is beyond me. I even would bet he'll get the shaft for this.

Still, what penetrating journalism this story is.
  

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Wasn't really expecting on coming to a.net and reading anything along these lines, today. That certainly is different.
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