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If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:44 am

I am sooooooo bored right now because of the stupid rain here in Tokyo.

So I thought up something. For fun. If I run for office don't hold this against me 

If I were dictator and I were to make new rules for my country:

1) ban rap music, hip hop, MTV, the Lardashians, and confiscate all of hollywood's funding.

2) all movies must be made by Clint Eastwood, or directors trained by him.

3) listening to an hour of Finntroll every day is mandatory

4) every able bodied male will learn how to play hockey

5) learning Japanese will be mandatory

6) learning a musical instrument will be mandatory

7) no one is allowed to say "YOLO." If they do, they'll be thrown into the snake pit.

8) Anyone who says that long hair looks stupid will be forced to grow long hair themselves.

9) Basketball players will be retrained as baseball or hockey players, and basketball will be abolished.

10) The Westboro Baptist Church, any radical religious people, and Al-Qaeda will be drafted into forced labor slavery, doing the lowest, menial, disgusting jobs imaginable.

:D What about you guys?
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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:11 am

1. Nobody is allowed to work before 11 AM.

2. Every Saturday evening, there will be a hour-long firework in every town and village.

3. Whoever shows his religious beliefs in public will be stoned.

4. Everybody who is reasonably healthy (and can prove it by a doctor's certificate) and above the age of 18 is allowed to consume any drugs.

5. Travel by car or motorbike will be illegal. The government will assure that buses, railways and airplanes are on time, comfortable and affordable.

6a. The the government and the justices will be elected by the parliament. The parliament will be elected by drawing lots.
6b. Well, I'll have the final say. The parliament and the other branches of the state only exist to make my duty as humanely as possible (e.g. about six or seven hours a week). Big grin


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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:04 am

A dictatorship with elections?.
 
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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:17 am

Sure, even in North Korea, voters go to the ballots - to vote for representatives the party has elected.
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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:33 am

Quoting bennett123 (Reply 2):
A dictatorship with elections?.

  
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If I were dictator of my home country (United States), this would be the law;

-10% flat-tax. NO exceptions what so ever and throw out the 78,000 page tax code
-Kick out the United Nations!
-Pull out of the United Nations
-End NAFTA
-No more taxation or requiring of expats to report income
-No more foreign aid at all (only for short-term crisis; earthquakes, tsunami, volcanic eruptions, etc)
-Drill for oil everywhere we can get it
-Repeal CAFE
-Abolish pre-employment marijuana test and credit checks
-Repeal ALL anti-gun legislation
-Repeal all alcohol restrictions
-Legalize drugs
-Get rid of the TSA
-Kick out all the illegals
-Establish a simple, easy to understand national health-care system
-Eliminate all noise restrictions against aircraft
-Declare Greenpeace and like-minded organizations as enemies of the state and throw them out
-Continue to support grants and federal aid for college students going in to fields where there is a need and eliminate it for those seeking silly liberal arts degrees. They need to pay for that themselves.
-Legalize prostitution
-Eliminate the speed limit and allow people to drive as fast as they want to go.
-Outlaw over-sized ghetto rims on cars
-Subways in big cities must run 24-hours and can't cost more than $1 to ride.
-Great our best & brightest to resurrect the Boeing 2707SST and get it in to service.
-The Sears Tower will ALWAYS be the Sears Tower
-Rebuild Meigs Field
-Rebuild the original World Trade Center
-Rebuild The Embarcadero Freeway and Central Freeway
-Rebuild the Crissy Field airport (San Francisco)
Bring back the Concorde
 
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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:07 pm

I would make it mandatory for Penguins to take flying lessons and decree that all Llamas must wear a hat on Sunday.


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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:51 pm

1. Ban of trashy entertainment. I would ban all forms of entertainment that I think are rubbish. Most television programs currently shown in Finnnish television would be banned, especially the big majority of those that feature badly behaving people, useless celebrities, bad humor. Also most American TV programs would be banned, other than something useful like documentaries. Also a lot of modern trashy music would be banned, every radio station would be required to play daily amount of Cuban and Soviet music.

2. People must stay healthy and away from bad American origin eating habits. Thus I would ban any restaurant groups that sell hamburgers from the whole country. Pizzerias and such would stay though. It would be illegal to take any product with a Mcdonalds logo to the country.

3. I would ban coca cola, pepsi etc and replace them with healthy ice tea products.

4. No state funded foreign aid other than to help with some unexpected catastrophes like earthquakes and so.

5. No more refugees / uneducated immigrants from Central Asian, Middle Eastern or African country, too much trouble and no benefits.

6. More progressive taxation, higher taxes to rich part of the population.

7. Improved state funded healthcare and education systems, private healthcare companies would not be allowed to operate anymore. Higher salaries to doctors, nurses etc.

8. More restrictions to foreign companies working in Finland. Foreign mining companies would be banned entirely, our natural resources belong to us.

9. Legalization of marijuana and brothels, though both heavily regulated.

10. Longer and harsher sentences from bad crimes like rape, murder, manslaughter etc. Death sentences for the very worst criminals like mass murderers.

11. More protected nature reserve areas, natural forests.

12. Strict pollution standards to industry. More wind power.

13. I would also use tax payers money to buy and keep operating a private Boeing 747SP to travel around the world whenever I feel like it, also a private B757 for shorter flights, both equipped with a couple of good looking female flight attendants willing to make my flights as comfortable and enjoyable as possible.

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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:01 pm

Quoting Superfly (Reply 4):
-Rebuild the original World Trade Center

Seriously... They had a couple of great looking monoliths, now... all this artsy crud. I'd say they should be scaled up just 15% or so though...

Quoting Superfly (Reply 4):
-Eliminate all noise restrictions against aircraft

I'm down.

Quoting Superfly (Reply 4):
-Outlaw over-sized ghetto rims on cars

What, so in your universe those 10" cholos are just fine then? In for a penny, in for a pound my friend...

Quoting Superfly (Reply 4):
-Abolish pre-employment marijuana test and credit checks

Yesterday. No good reason for those...



I'd say that airshows need to be real airshows. Over-capable, single seat Navy GA flying in formation is about as done as it can be. Let's see a DC-10 fly under the Golden Gate... with the OverSpeed warning on!

I'd also say that weaponizing children for the purposes jacking up marital settlements would be punishable by up to 20 years (but not less than 19.5) in federal prison. To be, of course, applied retroactively, and without the possiblility of clemency.

Any DA securing more 200 convictions in the same year will receive the Dictatorial Hero Award, and become eligible for an Official Friend of the Dictator status after three consecutive such years, inclusive of course, of the same tax exempt status enjoyed so with.

I'd also say that making a false accusation of any crime would punishable, again without the possibility of clemency or commutation, with same maximum sentence proscribed for the crime falsely accused thereof. For reference, any not-guilty verdict shall be considered and cross prosecuted as a false accusation.

Any slander, or attempt to disrupt this notional dictatorship would not by itself be considered a crime. But, it would be grounds for siezure of assets and compulsory indentured servitude to be determined by Dictatorial Fiat. Hey, this is aint no democracy, right? So slander me all you want ladies, especially if you're hot!
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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:02 pm

Lots of GOOD ideas so far.

I'd ban ugly cars.

When I was based in Germany in the late sixties I had to get permission from my company commander to purchase a private vehicle. While signing the authorization I was warned by him that the polizei could and would fine you for driving an "ugly car". Of course it was relative more to safety; rusted floppy fenders, cracked or stained glass, bad tires and such, but he also added that extravagant paint jobs (read: hippy-style muraled micro bus type graphics) where frowned upon.

Anyway, remember the USA advertisements back when..."Keep America Beautiful. Buy A Jaguar." ?

So, I'd ban ugly cars. regards...jack
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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:04 pm

Mandatory prison sentence for anyone with offensive body odour in public.
Castration/sterilisation for people with a low IQ
Castration/sterilisation for the work shy
Compulsory work for prisoners, no work their relatives have to pay for their keep.
All girls with good legs must wear mini skirts
All women without good legs musn't !!
No lycra for fat people
Ban fat people from eating in public places
Immigration to search all vehicles entering UK and deport all illegal immigrants with no recourse to the courts
Flat rate tax for both individuals and corporations, no exemptions.
Ban major corporations from avoiding tax by hiding profits offshore
Destruction of all mobile phones etc if used at restaurant tables
Ban silly slogans e,g, local police "working for a better Cambridgeshire" should be "nicking villains 24/7"
National retirement age to apply for all, stop Council/Govt workers retiring 5 years before the private sector.
If celebrities/Royals wish to flash parts of their anatomy, we who pay their wages must be allowed to see the photos.
No full time students over the age of 23. If you haven't learnt by then, you are either stupid or just sponging off ther state.
Champagne socialists, confiscate their assets and distribute to the poor, after all they keep saying we should help them.
Gangmasters, slum landlords etc, in the stocks and let those they have exploited throw the rotten eggs.
Child molestors - removal of genitalia without anasthesia.
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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:10 pm

Quoting bennett123 (Reply 2):
A dictatorship with elections?.

Why not? Stalin won hands down every time, getting 110% of the votes cast. It provides legitimacy for the dictatorship.  

Of course there is a difference between electing a parliament and that parliament actually having any powers to legislate. That is the norm in several countries where parliaments are largely advisory councils.

So what would I do?

In the interests of public health and safety, minimum seat pitch in aircraft will be 34" and the minimum seat width will be 20". Any airline executives who protest will be condemned to flying on existing Vueling aircraft non-stop for thirty three years (except for refuelling stops.) If it's acceptable for the passengers it is acceptable for the executives.

Airline food will be appealing and digestible and not something that the dog threw up. Penalty: executives will be provided with pure, pedigree chum for breakfast, lunch and dinner before being taken for "walkies."

The price shown must reflect the total paid to fly. While taxes must be clearly identified, ancillary fees and charges may not be shown as a tax. "Fuel surcharge" is not a tax. It is an extra revenue grab. Failure to identify it as such will result in forfeiture and a fine of an equal amount.

A free market economy means that not only is the movement of capital free but so too is the movement of labour. Except for the exclusion of known criminals, immigration controls are repealed. Migrants will be encouraged to become active citizens, fully participating in all areas of public life.

Plattdeutsch and OshiNdonga will be the official languages to be learned all residents, citizen and non-citizen alike.
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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:25 pm

1. ALL CHURCHES MUST PAY 50% TAX.

2. Gay sex. All the time.*



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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:39 pm

Establish an obesity tax -- "freedom" stops when other people end up paying your medical bills because you couldn't stop refilling the Big Gulp.

Abolish income tax and replace it with a consumption tax.

Legalize all "recreational" drugs. The ones we allow are far deadlier than the ones we don't allow. If you die because of something you consumed then it's your problem and not mine.

Give tax breaks to people who don't allow those damn video games in their homes, or if that's not possible, raise the taxes on video games obnoxiously.

Eliminate tax-exempt religious organizations.

Cap the salaries that athletes and actors/singers/musicians/entertainers can make. When Madonna makes more money in one night for flashing her ass and lipsynching than a policeman or a firefighter does in an entire year I have a problem.

Put any and all reproductive-age men and women who are receiving public assistance on mandatory birth control. If you can't pay for it nobody else should have to. If you miss your shot then you miss your cheque.

Mandatory second language instruction during primary school.
 
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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:58 pm

Quoting bongodog1964 (Reply 9):
Castration/sterilisation for people with a low IQ

This is potentially dangerous. It could backfire. People with a low IQ might be more supportive, or at least accepting, of the regime. The intelligentsia can never be trusted. They ask too many questions and want "freedoms", whatever they are. No, the Romans had the right idea for the plebs with low IQs: bread and circuses. Or beer and football. No, the intelligentsia might need re-education with attendance at reruns of "The Bold and the Beautiful" being obligatory.

Quoting luckyone (Reply 12):
Put any and all reproductive-age men and women who are receiving public assistance on mandatory birth control.

Why not just provide them with a useful job? There are plenty of socially-useful things that need doing. Picking up dog poo, removing anti-government graffiti, stuffing ballot boxes to make sure you attain that 110% of the vote. Compulsory "sterilisation", even if temporary, will not prevent a sponge being a sponge. Put them to work. The alternative is a suggestion of failure and no decent dictator would ever admit failure.

 
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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:00 pm

Timely topic, given what's been happening in these parts tonight....

All businesses, with the exception of Licenced Premises and Essential industries, must close at 3PM every Friday for happy hour. Employers by Law must pay for the first round of drinks, and provide paid transportation for their employees to travel home afterwards. Employers operating Licenced Premises & those in essential industries must make alternate arrangements for their staff.

No corporate CEO or company director will be permitted to be paid no more than 20 times what their lowest paid full time staff member is paid. For most CEO's here, this will mean that most of them will be paid no more than around $800K to $1 million. This will be enforced by a government body, any board members or CEO's who are found to be in contravention will be immediately dismissed from their positions & banned from any similar positions for life. Any bonuses are to be held in trust until 5 years have passed since leaving the employment of the company, and 10 years in the case of stock options.

Ban locally owned companies from off-shoring work.

Repeal of all alcohol & fuel excices.

Ban the purchase of residential property by non-residents. Also abolish negative gearing on residential property.

Provide taxation incentives to employers to move their operations or to set up new facilities in areas outside of the State Capitals.
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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:09 pm

I am shocked there are so many xenophobes here who would radically send away immigrants...


This is what I would do:

Nationalize oil companies.
Double the road tax for any truck.
Triple the road tax for any foreign truck only crossing Germany.
Abolish the car tax for strictly private cars, raise it for company cars.
Companies must pay the taxes in the country they make their money, not where its convenient.
Lower income taxes for anyone earning less than 100.000 a year, raise it for anyone making more than 250.000.
25% inheritance tax on great fortunes above 10 million, 50% on any private inheritance bigger than 100 million. Companies, one private home and palace and their upkeep (due to its cultural importance) excluded.
5% yearly tax on great fortunes to prevent the socially unhealthy accumulation trend. 1 million fortune is tax-free.
Personal fortunes are being capped at 500 million.
My tax laws in short: make it more easy to make your first million, and more difficult to make your 100th!

Violent criminals, rapists etc. must work for their victims and pay for their victims therapy if needed.
Repeat child rapists - castration, hardest labour until death, 75% of their fortune transferred to a welfare fund caring for molested children. No access to any sexual material, books, videos and magazines.
Repeat rapists are being castrated.
Drug dealers must pay for the welfare and wellbeing of the people who´s life they destroy.
Foreign drug dealers are being deported the day they are being caught with no chance of court appeal.
Any policeman beating or arresting someone he knows is not guilty will lose his pension.
Every drug including cigarettes is being forbidden. Any hard liquor can only be purchased on recipe limited to 20 bottles a year.
Any radical muslim, member of the salafists etc. will be imprisoned or deported.
Every member of a radical right wing party or Neonazi will be imprisoned.
Politicians and high public officials are being made personally responsible for their mistakes.
Bank managers are being made liable with their personal fortune for grave mistakes affecting their clients and the public.
No weapons for ordinary civilians, hunting weapons to be stored in special public places, not in private homes.
High taxes on any unhealthy food, a bottle of Coke or a bag of marshmallows or chips costs 5 Euros.
Everyone is liable for part of the hospital bill for any disease caused by personal misbehavior (drug abuse, obesity, picking a fight and injured in it).

[Edited 2013-06-26 07:16:30]
 
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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:16 pm

I can't divulge my plans for the future, sorry. That's the beauty of dictatorship, no need to convince people to vote for you ! I can say it will be an enlightened dictatorship, but not of my country, of the world.
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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:29 pm

Guys come on, I'm being half-facetious with my proposals. I never actually meant this thread for people's Presidential Campaign plans   

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 5):
I would make it mandatory for Penguins to take flying lessons and decree that all Llamas must wear a hat on Sunday.

OMG YESSSSSS DO THIS!

Quoting Superfly (Reply 4):
-Great our best & brightest to resurrect the Boeing 2707SST and get it in to service.

   Why is that 90 year old dude trying to start a crappy airline in Carlsbad? He could be using his money for this!

Quoting DarkSnowyNight (Reply 7):
I'd say that airshows need to be real airshows. Over-capable, single seat Navy GA flying in formation is about as done as it can be. Let's see a DC-10 fly under the Golden Gate... with the OverSpeed warning on!

THISSSSSS!!!! I wanna see a DC-8 fly upside down at top speed under the Rainbow Bridge here!

Quoting bongodog1964 (Reply 9):
Castration/sterilisation for people with a low IQ
Quoting bongodog1964 (Reply 9):
Child molestors - removal of genitalia without anasthesia.

I'll do the castration....with my katana.

Quoting johnboy (Reply 11):
2. Gay sex. All the time.*



*Only applies to guys I think are hot.

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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:36 pm

Here is my list:

1. Make it illegal to be pro-choice.
2. Make it illegal to be against nuclear power.
3. Ban all airlines from buying Airbus aircraft and require Boeing aircraft by law.
4. Ban the use of radar detectors, as well as making it illegal to even just advocate for them.
5. Require all men to wear pink.
6. Require smooth jazz stations in all radio markets.
7. Make gay marriage illegal.
8. Make it illegal to bash the Boeing 767-400ER.

[Edited 2013-06-26 07:41:04]
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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:40 pm

Quoting na (Reply 15):
I am shocked there are so many xenophobes

Sadly, I am not. It is fairly commonplace although the grounds for it may differ.

Quoting na (Reply 15):
Triple the road tax for any foreign truck only crossing Germany.
Quoting na (Reply 15):
Foreign drug dealers are being deported the day they are being caught with no chance of court appeal.

Inconsistency at its best. Different treatment for foreigners while mentioning surprise at xenophobia. This is good and typical of despotic behaviour, especially no chance to establish guilt or innocence in open court and embarrass the regime.  

I am beginning to like this game.  
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:57 pm

Quoting AyostoLeon (Reply 19):
Inconsistency at its best. Different treatment for foreigners while mentioning surprise at xenophobia. This is good and typical of despotic behaviour, especially no chance to establish guilt or innocence in open court and embarrass the regime.  

Inconsistent? No, foreign trucks not doing business in the country they cross only damage roads and pollute the air. Fair to let them pay more than the rest. Germany is the biggest transit country in Europe.
And as for drug dealers, Germans (locals) cant be deported, only foreigners. So that has nothing to do with xenophobia.
 
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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:00 pm

If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

First and foremost I will declare that all flyable Concordes must be returned to flight by executive order.

All capable parties be it Airbus or others will have to work on returning one or several Concordes to the skies - again by executive order.

Existing Concorde simulators will be restored or replicated/rebuilt as new if necessary.. All needed spare parts will be built by multiples. Pilots and captains will be retrained to fly the aircraft with tutoring/mentoring from former Concorde captains and pilots who will be put in charge of this task.

After being returned to flight all the flyable Concordes will stay as they are in their same liveries and registrations.

The flying Concordes will be used exclusively for prestigious displays at air shows around the world and official events worldwide. Inviting countries will have to pay all expanses for the visiting Concordes.

No private entity or politician will be able to use the flying Concordes for their own needs be it official travel.
This will includes the dictator whose only task will be to make sure (in person) that everything will be done so the aircraft can safely return to the skies.

The flying Concordes will be made Official National Icons and be treated like treasures.

Their full maintenance cost will be paid ty the State at whatever cost. Bookkeeping will be scrutinized to make sure that all the allotted public funds will go to the aircraft to the one cent. Any cheating/stealing of funds will be punished of lifetime emprisonment.

Grand Inaugural national ceremonies and events will be planned in most major airports in the country to which everyone and all will be able to participate by admiring and cheering the restored Concordes back in the skies.

I will assure the well-being of the flying Concordes in every possible way until my last day in this world. I will designate a successor who will further the life of all existing flying Concordes.

     

[Edited 2013-06-26 08:03:08]
There was a better way to fly it was called Concorde
 
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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:47 pm

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 17):
I wanna see a DC-8 fly upside down at top speed under the Rainbow Bridge here!

By a strange coincidence, that bridge is actually the background on my iPhone lock screen...

Quoting MadameConcorde (Reply 21):

So I'm going out on a limb and guessing you like Concordes...
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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:55 pm

So far, all of you would make horrible dictators. Not a single one has come out and declared making the trains run on time as a priority!   
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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:18 pm

OK, I'll give a tidbit of my goal as a world dictator : settling the Moon and Mars. That would probably require a space elevator or electromagnetic/pellet launcher.
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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:21 pm

For my home country the U.S.:
-ban all crossover SUVs and SUVs that are ugly, wasteful, and useless
-immediately raise funds to repair our deteriorating road/highway system, airports, and expand public transit
-ban trashy television (reality shows, inaccurate media, Hollywood crap)
-Minneapolis will officially be the capital of the United States
-ban cigars and cigarettes
-legalize marijuana
-drinking age lowered to 19
-radical groups including Westboro Baptist Church exiled
-gay marriage and gay rights legalized
-get rid of noise restrictions on aircraft
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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:07 pm

There are some sickening people in this thread.

There are some hilarious people in this thread.

There are some smart people in this thread.

Nobody is all three, which I guess is a good thing?

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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:14 pm

-Gay marriage and rights the same as a hetrosexual couple
- 3rd runway approved at LHR / 2nd runway at LGW
-Rail network reverted to government control and price structure sorted for peak off peak, network enhancements and electrification of all lines. New rolling stock introduced
-Public transport under government control and improved

Quoting 1337Delta764 (Reply 18):
7. Make gay marriage illegal.

Why????????????

Quoting na (Reply 15):
Repeat rapists are being castrated.

Agree

Quoting na (Reply 15):
Foreign drug dealers are being deported the day they are being caught with no chance of court appeal.

Agree

Quoting na (Reply 15):
Politicians and high public officials are being made personally responsible for their mistakes.

Agree

Quoting na (Reply 15):
No weapons for ordinary civilians, hunting weapons to be stored in special public places, not in private homes.

Fully agree

Quoting bongodog1964 (Reply 9):
Ban major corporations from avoiding tax by hiding profits offshore

Agree

Quoting bongodog1964 (Reply 9):
No full time students over the age of 23. If you haven't learnt by then, you are either stupid or just sponging off ther state.

Disagree!!!! What if someone wants a job change that means they need to go into full time education to get their degree etc??

Quoting pvjin (Reply 6):
4. No state funded foreign aid other than to help with some unexpected catastrophes like earthquakes and so.

Agree in principle

Quoting pvjin (Reply 6):
11. More protected nature reserve areas, natural forests.

Agree

Quoting pvjin (Reply 6):
12. Strict pollution standards to industry. More wind power.

Agree

Quoting af773atmsp (Reply 25):
-get rid of noise restrictions on aircraft

Disagree, only through noise restrictions have we now got aircraft that are becoming more quite and environmentally friendly.
 
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:24 pm

Quoting flyingthe757 (Reply 27):
Why????????????

Because it is against God. Again, a clear example of left-wing intolerance of opposing views.
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:27 pm

Quoting 1337Delta764 (Reply 28):
Again, a clear example of left-wing intolerance of opposing views.

Funny how you never see your positions as clear examples of intolerance of opposing views.  
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:35 pm

I will bite.

1) No open religious beliefs allowed in the country. Any public proselytizing punishable by jail time.

2) No smoking anywhere in the country (any substance). Snuff/snus allowed. All drugs in any form except smoking allowed in private residences with a restriction: pass a drug-specific test.

3) Private cars forbidden in city centers. Buses allowed.

4) Anyone got caught for speeding a third time thrown in jail for public endangerment. This comes with the restriction that speed limits on highways/motorways become 180km/h in good weather conditions. Might even increase this to 200km/h in some cases. All who wish to drive in any circumstances must attend a 6-month boarding school with the best drivers in the world.

5) All women shall grow long hair (below shoulders) except in cases of disease.

6) The economy will be revived by building new DC-9 and B737-200 aircraft, just as loud but more environmentally friendly. Fake smoke released from the back of the aircraft.

7) Cut down a tree, and you shall have a foot removed.

8) Whosoever opposes gay marriage will be forced to marry a nymphomaniac member of the same sex. In these circumstances, different sex marriage becomes illegal for said person. (The nymphomaniac partner is fully allowed to cheat, protected by law)

9) Reenact the Bablyonian tenet of an eye for an eye, if proven guilty. Did you run someone over? You also get run over. If you survive, so be it.

10) After the American model, each sport will have World Series. The official WC(say, FIFA one) and a national World Cup, called the World Series. For example, Spain would be the World Cup winner and Barcelona, etc, etc, Steaua Bucharest, etc, the World Series winner. To prove to America that they're not better.

[Edited 2013-06-26 10:56:07]
 
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:51 pm

Establish a body mass index standard for wearers of thongs or Speedos...
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:58 pm

Quoting 1337Delta764 (Reply 28):

Excuse me? I asked a very valid question there, not left wing intolerance.

I'm gay and want to one day marry, and I know I will be able to as laws change. God said a lot of things, and a lot of things we don't follow anymore, times have changed since the days the bible was written and the world needs to update to the now, not the past.
 
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:59 pm

As much as I'm discouraged and disgusted by our own US federal government's actions, I'm elated to have them after reading the fascist BS that some of you have posted.

Quoting Superfly (Reply 4):
If I were dictator of my home country (United States), this would be the law;

-10% flat-tax. NO exceptions what so ever and throw out the 78,000 page tax code
-Kick out the United Nations!
-Pull out of the United Nations
-End NAFTA
-No more taxation or requiring of expats to report income
-No more foreign aid at all (only for short-term crisis; earthquakes, tsunami, volcanic eruptions, etc)
-Drill for oil everywhere we can get it
-Repeal CAFE
-Abolish pre-employment marijuana test and credit checks
-Repeal ALL anti-gun legislation
-Repeal all alcohol restrictions
-Legalize drugs
-Get rid of the TSA
-Kick out all the illegals
-Establish a simple, easy to understand national health-care system
-Eliminate all noise restrictions against aircraft
-Declare Greenpeace and like-minded organizations as enemies of the state and throw them out
-Continue to support grants and federal aid for college students going in to fields where there is a need and eliminate it for those seeking silly liberal arts degrees. They need to pay for that themselves.
-Legalize prostitution
-Eliminate the speed limit and allow people to drive as fast as they want to go.
-Outlaw over-sized ghetto rims on cars
-Subways in big cities must run 24-hours and can't cost more than $1 to ride.
-Great our best & brightest to resurrect the Boeing 2707SST and get it in to service.
-The Sears Tower will ALWAYS be the Sears Tower
-Rebuild Meigs Field
-Rebuild the original World Trade Center
-Rebuild The Embarcadero Freeway and Central Freeway
-Rebuild the Crissy Field airport (San Francisco)

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Quoting pvjin (Reply 6):
Thus I would ban any restaurant groups that sell hamburgers from the whole country.

Stay on that side of the pond when you enact this rule, OK? You'll never take my burgers!

One of my rules would be that the left lane of the freeway is reserved for me and me alone.
 
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:36 pm

1. Make gay marriage legal
2. Ban Chihuahuas and any dog that (when a fully grown adult) will fit in a handbag
3. Use Puppies to effectively reduce crime – who would hurt someone holding something so cute?
4. Make the selling and eating of celery carry 20 year prison sentences
5. Ditto the above for peas, almonds & oysters
6. Legalise all non addictive drugs
7. Make it compulsory for anyone looking like David Beckham to wear very little at all times
8. Ban the wearing of jeans sagging below the pant line
9. Rap / Hip Hop music to be banned if it includes hateful lyrics
10. Regulate the sale of animals to those that have proved they deserve them
11. Chemical Castration for (and not limited to) – child molesters, child killers, rapists
12. Make the use of the death penalty illegal – bring back proper prison working chain gangs and hard labour – NO PERKS FOR PRISONERS AT ALL.
13. Ensure politicians really are subject to the same rules / laws as the rest of us.
14. Abolish the APD in the United Kingdom and actively promote airline travel as a good alternative
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 7:58 pm

1. Make Gay Marriage eternally legal
2. Legalize all soft drugs
3. Open-skies policy with every willing country
4. Allow any airline from abroad to operate domestic flights in the country
5. Most diplomatic travel (including the dictator's) shall be on commercial flights. The dictator will prefer flights on AA or OneWorld carriers and probably qualify for EXP and Concierge Key every year.
6. Cell phone carriers will never be allowed to charge more than $50 a month for anything, including roaming fees
7. Internet service providers will never be allowed to charge more than $50 a month for any type of service or speed
8. Elimination of all taxes related to air travel
9. All subway stations must install platform screen doors
10. The following music shall be banned:
- Justin Bieber
- Nickelback
- Pitbull
- One Direction
- "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke
11. All newcomers to the country intending to stay shall be required to watch a video that explains the customs, culture and traditions of the country
12. Fences will be removed from airports and be replaced with moats. Any police officer that harrasses a plane spotter will be given a warning at first, with further consequences to follow if such behavior persists.
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:07 pm

Quoting HOONS90 (Reply 41):
2. Legalize all soft drugs

I agree. Making any substances illegal is futile. They can invent substances faster than they can be outlawed. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_salts_%28drug%29 ....

Quoting HOONS90 (Reply 41):
7. Internet service providers will never be allowed to charge more than $50 a month for any type of service or speed

Cable TV providers too. Also I shall not be forced to pay for any channel/product that I have no intent of ever using. Every market shall have at least two providers, none of which will have any corporate linkages whatsoever.
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:12 pm

Quoting Revelation (Reply 42):
Cable TV providers too. Also I shall not be forced to pay for any channel/product that I have no intent of ever using. Every market shall have at least two providers, none of which will have any corporate linkages whatsoever.

Agreed. There's only a few channels I'd regularly watch (Discovery, National Geographic, History) and I wouldn't care for the rest. Too bad there's no way of doing that except perhaps with a computer.
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:26 pm

- Adults must be sterilised once they have had two kids unless they apply for a breeding permit, which is granted solely on the grounds that they have sufficent means to be 100% self sustainable. A permit is granted for one bonus child only. Comvicted Crims of specific crimes sterilised automatically on entry to prison.

- Scrap Child support payments for fathers. As the personal right of a woman to carry a foetus to term or not they are also solely responsible for any costs incured by this decision. Any foreign men who want to start a new life free from the threat of these payments will be invited to live in my country if they are free of criminal history and are able to work,

- Compulsory VD/HIV tests once a month as part of the free loving movement. I want to bring back the days pre HIV and condoms. This will result in a happier less tense population. Those with VD must stay in special clinics until treated and testing shows clear again. A special suburb allocated for those with HIV and death penalty to those who knowingly spread disease.

- Legalised Euthanasia. Say the word, and my designated officials will come and put a bullet in your head.

- Legalised drugs. Grown/Produced in state run sterile facilities and sold to Nationals of my country in offical chemists.

- Derestricted Autobahn and toll road system. Mix of German & Swiss type systems Police will not focus on road safety. Just expect a charge of murder with a motor vehicle if you kill someone in a crash. FDR/Black boxes mandetory in all vehicles..

- decentralised power supply . Each property must generate their own power and have their own water tanks. If you use more than your quota or than what you generate expect a large fine.

- All produce grown in my country must be first sold to my country to meet their needs and at local price, then anything left will be exported.and sold at export price. No longer will my country pay export prices for seconds and low quality produce.

I could go on and one. I have heaps to add to my manifesto..
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:44 pm

Quoting aerorobnz (Reply 44):
Scrap Child support payments for fathers. As the personal right of a woman to carry a foetus to term or not they are also solely responsible for any costs incured by this decision.

Do not agree at all......

My sisters first child was born in a relationship and they split after he was born. He would not have the life he has now if it were not for child support payments.....
There are too many issues surrounding it for a blanket ban on it.
 
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:59 pm

Quoting PHX787 (Thread starter):

1) ban rap music, hip hop, MTV, the Lardashians, and confiscate all of hollywood's funding.
Quoting PHX787 (Thread starter):
3) listening to an hour of Finntroll every day is mandatory
Quoting PHX787 (Thread starter):

7) no one is allowed to say "YOLO." If they do, they'll be thrown into the snake pit.

If these 3 rules were implemented I could die a happy man! You've got my vote PHX787 

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Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:19 pm

1) Get Concorde back in the skies or develop something faster.

2) (goes with 1) Ban all aircraft noise restrictions

3) Legalize use of all drugs, but only in one's own home. Any drug use in public (including cigarettes) to be punishable by several years in jail. In-home manufacture of drugs (e.g. meth) to be punishable by life in prison and forfeiture of all assets including the home. All manufacture and distribution of drugs to remain highly illegal with increased penalties.

4) All political opponents to be crushed. This usually would go without saying, but in my dictatorship it would be enshrined in the Constitution and it would also be on the currency right under the picture of my grinning face.

5) Creation of a national healthcare system, with a particularly large investment in mental health.

6) All the Chateau Margaux, Latour and Mouton in the country to be confiscated and set aside for the dictator's personal use. Lafite and Haut-Brion to be used for entertaining foreign dignitaries and heads of the Army.

7) Introduce a license for having children. Must demonstrate financial resources to pay for the child, and must complete a course in childcare. Must also sign a form promising that the children will not have themed names or all start with the same letter.

More to come when I get annoyed about something. Interesting how many people basically include "introduce eugenics" on their lists.
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:08 pm

Quoting bennett123 (Reply 2):
A dictatorship with elections?.

Of course. For show purposes. And in my dictatorship, I would actually trust some sort of parliament. I'm lazy. I can't be bothered to rule my country for more than six hours a week.  
Quoting Superfly (Reply 4):
Flyingturtle won't be flying high very long.

Well played, super-high flying Fly. 


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Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:10 pm

100% taxation in exchange for bread and water if I'm feeling generous.
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:12 pm

Quoting flyingturtle (Reply 48):
I can't be bothered to rule my country for more than six hours a week.

I was kind of thinking that with all of the plants, pills and potions everyone was advocating making legal, how many would actually be coherent for more than six hours per week.  Wow!
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Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:51 am

Quoting bongodog1964 (Reply 9):
If celebrities/Royals wish to flash parts of their anatomy, we who pay their wages must be allowed to see the photos.

Great Idea

Quoting flyingthe757 (Reply 27):
3rd runway approved at LHR / 2nd runway at LGW

Why not just go ahead with the mega Thames Estuary plan?

If I was dictator, I would:

-Revamp the social benefit system so lazy people won't rip it off. Everyone unless blatantly unable will work for their benefit. This will mean creating govt jobs for people but so be it. (There are alot of things that need to be done)
-Introduce labour into the prisons. Guys here seem to be living quite well so make them work during the day.
-Tougher sentencing. Crack down on petty things like shoplifting etc, send them to jail for a bit, make them work. My logic is if we crack down on petty things commited by young people, they will be less likely to offend in future or think of it in the first place. Longer and tougher sentences especially for repeat offenders. Some of the cop's here attitude needs an adjustment. I used to work as a mall cop, and some of the cops we had dealing with shoplifters, people assaulting others etc did not give a crap about it because it was all 'small time stuff'
-Buy huge amounts of land in the Australian Dessert and create farms for Genetically Engineered produce, and export these products overseas. Send the people in prison here to work.
-Subsidize dental for the public
-Introduce an underground railway system for AKL. Improve public transport in general and improve infrastructure (This includes AKL as an airport, get them out of their reactive mentality towards growth and get proactive)
-Get rid of 'reverse racism'. No freebies or preferences for anyone because you were born to a certain race. Equal opportunity for everyone.
-Get rid of PC crap in society. Parents should be able to smack their kids without fear of repurcussion. If teenagers are being mouthy/arrogant, police should be able to put them in their place etc.. Pretty much stop being a society or wussies. I think Human rights has been the start of all of this, I agree with human rights but now people are being too precious about things, for example claiming prejudice against them has been done due to race for not getting a job.. when they are not good enough for it.
-1 tax rate for everyone.
-Subsidize public transport, the cost of healthy food, sports and recreational activities/clubs
-Tax soft drinks
-Get rid of some ministerial perks (lifetime of free air travel etc)

Just a few things Id do to start off with

And a couple of things I would'nt make a public issue but would do as well:

-Get NZ to buy a fleet of 8 or so 748I
-Introduce the following to the country: Krispy creme, Taco Bell, A&W, Popeyes
 
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Thu Jun 27, 2013 5:34 am

Quoting ZKSUJ (Reply 51):
Why not just go ahead with the mega Thames Estuary plan?

Because that plan is stupid. It's a waste of money, far from the city, too close to euro airport space that there could,be issues, and would destroy the whole of west London if LHR was forced to close. Airlines would not want to move as they relie on connections at LHR
 
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Thu Jun 27, 2013 5:52 am

No work on Thursdays.
Any two consenting adults can sign any contracts they want.
If it grows, it is legal.
Cash transactions between consenting adults have no business being controlled by the government.
Two daily meals for the legislature for free. No other pay or benefits.
Every citizen pays $50 for health care per month. Any private health care is out of pocket.
Every citizen pays $20 for public education through four year university. Private schools at their price.
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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Thu Jun 27, 2013 5:54 am

Quoting seb146 (Reply 53):
Every citizen pays $50 for health care per month. Any private health care is out of pocket.
Every citizen pays $20 for public education through four year university. Private schools at their price.

Would that be enough??
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RE: If You Were Dictator, What Rules Would You Enact?

Thu Jun 27, 2013 6:21 am

Quoting luckyone (Reply 12):
Give tax breaks to people who don't allow those damn video games in their homes, or if that's not possible, raise the taxes on video games obnoxiously.
Quoting 1337Delta764 (Reply 18):
3. Ban all airlines from buying Airbus aircraft and require Boeing aircraft by law.

My first official act upon becoming dictator would be to nuke you two from orbit.    
Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 5):
I would make it mandatory for Penguins to take flying lessons and decree that all Llamas must wear a hat on Sunday.

Best dictatorship ever! All Penguins should be type-rated, if you ask me..  
Quoting zckls04 (Reply 47):
7) Introduce a license for having children. Must demonstrate financial resources to pay for the child, and must complete a course in childcare. Must also sign a form promising that the children will not have themed names or all start with the same letter.

Anyone naming their child something silly like North West would be placed atop a Falcon 9 Heavy and shot off in the general direction of Alpha Centauri.
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