Ken777
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Life For A Penis

Mon Jul 01, 2013 12:43 am

Talking about not pissing off a woman!

The wife gets mad and hubby's Proud LIttle Fella ends up in a spinning garbage disposal while hubby is still tied to the bed.

Ouch!

Found Guilty and sentenced to Life, with a chance for parole in 7 years.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/06/28/justic...penis-knifing/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

About time for me to by the Wife some flowers.
 
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RE: Life For A Penis

Mon Jul 01, 2013 12:49 am

It won't help. If she is that mad she will just throw them in the garbage disposal with it to cover up the smell.
 
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RE: Life For A Penis

Mon Jul 01, 2013 1:19 am

Time to call Snap-On tools for a replacement.
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RE: Life For A Penis

Mon Jul 01, 2013 1:19 am

Quoting 3DoorsDown (Reply 1):
It won't help.

I'm talking preemptive - buying before there is a need can some times be a wise thing to do.
 
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RE: Life For A Penis

Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:36 am

If you feel the need to buy preemptive, it may already be too late.

Quoting rwy04lga (Reply 2):
Time to call Snap-On tools for a replacement.

Too funny.  
 
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RE: Life For A Penis

Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:47 am

How does one get a life sentence with the possibility of parole after seven years? That doesn't sound very much like "life".
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Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:11 am

No one has said it yet? It was the first thing I thought of when I read the thread title!

Life for a penis:
"It was light, then it was dark, then light, then dark again, light, then dark, light, dark, light....

(well some on A.nutters might not have this story  )

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RE: Life For A Penis

Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:59 am

Quoting tugger (Reply 6):
It was the first thing I thought of when I read the thread title!

When I saw the title of the thread, I thought of something a little more "adult" in nature but, that works, too.
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RE: Life For A Penis

Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:43 am

Quoting tugger (Reply 6):
"It was light, then it was dark, then light, then dark again, light, then dark, light, dark, light....

.... then I threw up and felt weak and floppy.
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RE: Life For A Penis

Mon Jul 01, 2013 11:32 am

Quoting ken777 (Reply 3):
I'm talking preemptive - buying before there is a need can some times be a wise thing to do.


I don't know...that may fall under the "it only takes one oh s**t to wipe out a thousand atta-boys".

My wife has accepted that I'm a "left brain" type of guy and thus, when I screw up, she shakes her head, asks me how long and how much to fix it and calls her friends to make fun of me and their left brained husbands.

Quoting ken777 (Thread starter):
Found Guilty and sentenced to Life, with a chance for parole in 7 years.


Probably to be served in a women's prison, where she'll be hailed as a hero.
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RE: Life For A Penis

Mon Jul 01, 2013 11:41 am

Hmmm, she mutilated her husband and people think its amusing? Had the husband mutilated his wife by cutting off one of her breasts there would be calls for him to be castrated, etc.

Don't quite understand the life sentence with parole a possibility in 7 years.
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RE: Life For A Penis

Mon Jul 01, 2013 2:00 pm

Quoting cgnnrw (Reply 10):
Hmmm, she mutilated her husband and people think its amusing? Had the husband mutilated his wife by cutting off one of her breasts there would be calls for him to be castrated, etc.

I have to agree with this. A crime involving mutilation should never be funny for one gender and riot inducing for another. I think in this case, what has happened was horrible and there's really nothing funny about this.

Quoting fr8mech (Reply 9):
Probably to be served in a women's prison, where she'll be hailed as a hero.

Very likely, yes. In fairness though, that's just kind of what happens in prison, no matter what the gender. Plenty of guys in the clink would get the same reaction for hitting a cop. I'm not saying it's right of course, just that I can hardly be surprised that a bunch of low-life criminal types would encourage her behavior from inside the can.

I do think though, that when she is one day released, seeing that she's a listed as a violent sex offender felon and what that does to her prospects in life will cure her of any notion that what she did was heroic. Then again, maybe not.

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 5):
How does one get a life sentence with the possibility of parole after seven years? That doesn't sound very much like "life".

That's a good question, isn't it? I don't have the details the judge does, so I'm not sure if Life is merited here, but 7 years certainly seems a bit short for this. I'd have voted for 25 to life, parole in 20.
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RE: Life For A Penis

Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:32 pm

Quoting 3DoorsDown (Reply 4):
If you feel the need to buy preemptive, it may already be too late.

Actually, over 4 years of marriage I have often bought flowers for the hell of it. Could be one of the reasons why we've been married 44 years.  
 
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RE: Life For A Penis

Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:38 pm

And just think, female genital mutilation is still perfectly acceptable in many countries and among certain religions for whom we're evidently not allowed to call out on A.net anymore.

I don't hear people speaking up for that.

But getting a penis chopped off should be punished, certainly. That guy will have a hard life ahead. Or maybe not.

/rimshot
 
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RE: Life For A Penis

Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:30 pm

Quoting slider (Reply 13):
That guy will have a hard life ahead. Or maybe not.

/rimshot

It'll be no walk in the park, that's for sure. Apparently Bobbitt got his repaired though.
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RE: Life For A Penis

Mon Jul 01, 2013 10:47 pm

Life for a penis...

Every day is a bad hair day, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, and his owner frequently beats him and shakes him around.

To make matters worse, he is sometimes plunged into a dark place, and forced to do pushups until he throws up.

And if his owner is gay, he always smells like sh*t.

Yes, it's a hard life for a penis.
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RE: Life For A Penis

Tue Jul 02, 2013 1:21 am

Quoting cgnnrw (Reply 10):
Hmmm, she mutilated her husband and people think its amusing? Had the husband mutilated his wife by cutting off one of her breasts there would be calls for him to be castrated, etc.

Yeah I find it kinda strange too. This is a very brutal, egregious crime and everyone is laughing about it. I mean I guess that doesn't really bother me but I bet you if it was a woman or child everyone would be up in arms. Imagine if you made a battered woman joke... you'd get flamed and maybe banned. Interesting, feel bad for the guy
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RE: Life For A Penis

Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:07 pm

Quoting cgnnrw (Reply 10):
Hmmm, she mutilated her husband and people think its amusing? Had the husband mutilated his wife by cutting off one of her breasts there would be calls for him to be castrated, etc.

Don't be surprised, there was a story about an athlete who broke his d!ck while having sex, most comments were making fun of him.
 
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RE: Life For A Penis

Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:58 am

Well, he can have of some of the Anetters in Aviation forum, they have nothing better to do anyway....
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RE: Life For A Penis

Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:59 am

Well, he can have one of some of the Anetters in Aviation forum, they dont need it, dont have a life.....
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