overlord
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How To Pick Up An F/A

Sun Sep 09, 2001 5:16 am

Subject: How To Pick Up a F/A


There's a guy sitting at an airport restaurant where he notices a
beautiful woman in a uniform sitting next to him. He thinks to himself,
Wow!! She's so gorgeous, she must be a flight attendant. So he scoots
towards her to try and pick her up, but he can't think of a pick up line.

After thinking for a while he turns towards her and says, "Love to fly
and it shows??" She gives him a blank, confused stare and he
immediately thinks to himself, Oh shit, she must not fly for Delta.

So he thinks again and says, "Something special in the air??" She
gives him the same confused look. He thinks, Damn! I guess it's not
American either!

So he finally says, "I bet you work hard & fly right!!" When suddenly
the woman, irritated beyond belief snaps, "What the fuck
do you want?!?!?!"

The man in a relieved voice says:
"Ahhhhhh.................. United."
 
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lindy field
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RE: How To Pick Up An F/A

Sun Sep 09, 2001 5:19 am

Excellent.
 
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RE: How To Pick Up An F/A

Sun Sep 09, 2001 7:29 am

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deltaownsall
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RE: How To Pick Up An F/A

Sun Sep 09, 2001 7:38 am

Lol...priceless.  Big thumbs up
 
IMissPiedmont
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RE: How To Pick Up An F/A

Sun Sep 09, 2001 11:36 am

I love a good joke that I've never heard before.
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overlord
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RE: How To Pick Up An F/A

Sun Sep 09, 2001 12:55 pm

A friend of mine (amazing-I ACUTALLY have a friend!) saw it posted on flyertalk on the UA board-they don't appreciate the humor much.  Big thumbs up
 
boeing 747-311
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RE: How To Pick Up An F/A

Sun Sep 09, 2001 1:00 pm

awesome!
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FlagshipAZ
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RE: How To Pick Up An F/A

Sun Sep 09, 2001 1:05 pm

I love it!  Laugh out loud A new classic is born. P.S. You sure it was United and not Northwest? Big grin
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david_mx
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RE: How To Pick Up An F/A

Sun Sep 09, 2001 1:06 pm

I love it too Big grin This is great stuff Overlord

David
 
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LN-MOW
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RE: How To Pick Up An F/A

Sun Sep 09, 2001 1:12 pm

Hmm .. slightly rewritten from the original, but it holds ... Untied does the joke more justice that America Worst ..
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United_fan
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RE: How To Pick Up An F/A

Sun Sep 09, 2001 1:49 pm

I heard the same joke,but the puchline was AmericaWorst,not United!!!!!!!!
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ORDUAL24
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RE: How To Pick Up An F/A

Sun Sep 09, 2001 2:12 pm

from a guy that works there....that is right on key....
 
Jean Leloup
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RE: How To Pick Up An F/A

Sun Sep 09, 2001 2:39 pm

I've heard that joke but with AC as the punchline instead... i suppose a lot of airlines would fit!
Next flight.... who knows.

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