Coke cans CAN be very lethal. We once injured many people at a high school basketball game. We were playing against our most hated competitors. Actually, now that I think about it, THEY threw the cans at OUR cheerleaders. Full cans. Shaken up and thrown. Concussions. You get the idea.
For this reason, I have written letters to my state rep's and also senators, trying to get legislation passed requiring airlines to use more efficient, far safer seven litre bottles. Keep in mind, I realize that stores don't sell 7L bottles, but they are available. I think this would make air travel safer.
Seriously though, someone......JWenting..... said that he hadn't been given a non-plastic knife in years. That may be true- maybe you haven't. But who do you fly? Even in coach, on United and American, I was given stainless knives and forks with which to eat my synthetic chicken breast.
And you thought they only had fake breasts for people.
I am trying to contribute to the humor that we are searching for, pardon my very dry sense of humor, I realize that I am not really very funny.