Dear NewCapitol Ventures INC:
My name is Herb Hoeksema and this is my idea for an airline.
I'll call it the MidSoutwest Express Connection
I'll fly the Boeing/MD 73780, which is a narrow/widebody aircraft foreignly-American built plane that shoots light tasers at other aircraft to annoy the flight attendants.
I'll fly out of DAL and MKE, slowly building my route network with firstclass-cattlecar service including plastic forks and knives served with glassware. Main courses will include Maine Lobster with sprinkled peanuts.
There will be no seats on my aircraft, since everyone wants to stand up in the aisle or use the lav, i'll just assign 4 square feet of personal space, calling this new innovation "air" and charged apporiately.
There will be 14 toilets on the airplane, but none in my terminals.
No children, or people acting like children will be allowed within 50 feet of any check-in counter, gate, or onboard any aircraft.
I will carry well-behaved livestock, like seeing-eye pigs, they will be charged a surcharge for "air".
My employees will be from the top of their field, including janitors from local high schools and ticket agents from places that are forced to sell detroit lions tickets (0-10 and COUNTING).
I'll charge customers $2.99 a minute to talk to reservations, while they try to find you the lowest fare, they will give you a complimentary tarot reading, endorsed by Ms. Cleo.
Thank you for your time..I hope you approve the venture capitol for my airline as my team and I would like to get started as soon as possible.