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Cute Delta Joke....

Tue Dec 04, 2001 2:09 am

A mother and her son were flying DELTA Airlines from Kansas
to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his
mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the
stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby
dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" He said
that his mother had. So the stewardess said, "Tell your mother that
Delta always pulls out on time."
 
Cyprus-Turkish
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RE: Cute Delta Joke....

Tue Dec 04, 2001 2:22 am

Man that is funny!!!

Cheers for the post.
 
ly772
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RE: Cute Delta Joke....

Tue Dec 04, 2001 2:35 am

Nice, but don't you mean Kansas City (MCI), not Kansas?
 
ILS
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RE: Cute Delta Joke....

Tue Dec 04, 2001 2:38 am

ROFLOL.  Big thumbs up Big thumbs up Big thumbs up
 
jetBlue320
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RE: Cute Delta Joke....

Tue Dec 04, 2001 2:42 am

ROFLMFAO... THIS IS HILARIOUS... Man, Ah hah ah ah ha ha ha ha
 
EGFF
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RE: Cute Delta Joke....

Tue Dec 04, 2001 3:07 am

lol...yes well done A340-313X, very funny indeed..but can you imagine an air stewardess saying that to a little kid? Embarrassment
EGFF
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acidradio
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RE: Cute Delta Joke....

Tue Dec 04, 2001 3:28 am

That sounds like something from the movie "Airplane!"
Ich haben zwei Platzspielen und ein Microphone
 
skyhawk
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RE: Cute Delta Joke....

Tue Dec 04, 2001 5:40 am

LY772, why must you be so picky? It is only a joke afterall, an old one but still very cute. Thanks for the bit of humor in an otherwise depressing day.
 
AWspicious
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RE: Cute Delta Joke....

Tue Dec 04, 2001 6:18 am

I'd like to meet that flight attendent  Wink/being sarcastic
Nevermind political correctness - Envision using your turn signals!
 
ILuvYak40
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RE: Cute Delta Joke....

Tue Dec 04, 2001 6:22 am

I believe I told the same joke on here a couple months back, only replace Delta with Southwest. Still pretty darn funny if you ask me.  Laugh out loud
 
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Heavierthanair
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RE: Cute Delta Joke....

Tue Dec 04, 2001 6:26 am

G'day

I love it!

Got more of those?

Cheers

Peter
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." (Albert Einstein, 1879 - 1955)
 
DeltaRules
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RE: Cute Delta Joke....

Tue Dec 04, 2001 7:10 am

Delta, Southwest, the joke's good either way!  Big grin

That's a good one! Thanks for posting it! (It does sound like something from "Airplane.")

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RE: Cute Delta Joke....

Tue Dec 04, 2001 7:47 am

That is halarious!!!! It's great!
I'd like to elect a president that has a Higher IQ than a retarted ant.
 
jetBlue320
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RE: Cute Delta Joke....

Tue Dec 04, 2001 7:55 am

Sometimes though, Delta will have a few kids, mainly because they can't pull out of ATL on Time. Sometimes, they won't get any at all mainly because they CANCEL alot. But Which airline can you find that doesn't cancel flights. Sometimes it isn't the airlines fault
 
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JetBlue320

Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:46 am

It's a joke,lighten up!
 
BlueShamu330s
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RE: Cute Delta Joke....

Tue Dec 04, 2001 11:08 am

lighten up ?

Aint Delta no-smoking ??  Big thumbs up
So I drive a 4x4. So what?! Tax the a$$ off me for it...oh, you already have... :-(
 
VS11
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RE: Cute Delta Joke....

Wed Dec 05, 2001 12:41 am

Very funny, indeed. But I was thinking that a more appropriate airline name would be Virgin!

Cheers.
 
Kirstey
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RE: Cute Delta Joke....

Wed Dec 05, 2001 1:09 am

LY772, I fear the day you ever cum in my cockpit!
 
brian_ga
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RE: Cute Delta Joke....

Wed Dec 05, 2001 2:51 am

LOL !!!! Good joke...we need a little humor

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