I don't know if people have haerd this one before -
There was a BA flight on it's way from Johannesburg to London.While the passengers were boarding the aircraft,
a middle aged well-dressed white South African lady finds that her seat is next to a black gentleman.
She feels horrified, and demands that the cabin crew find her another seat.She shrieks, creating a commotion, attracting the attention of her fellow passengers.
``How can you expect me to sit for such a long flight with such a disgusting human being.I am not going to be seated next to a kaffir.Find me another seat NOW !''
The senior stewardess tries to placate the lady, trying to reassure her that there is no problem at all, but the lady is adamant.The stewardess goes on, and tried to find another seat.
Ten minutes late she returns.``I am sorry ma'am, but I could not find another seat in the Economy Class section, and Club World is jam packed too'' she says.``However, I am happy to say that there is an empty seat in the Fist Class Section.We never allow Economy Class passengers to be moved to First, but in this case I will allow an exception, as I can understand no-one wishing to spend a fight next to such a dreadful person''.
Before our South African lady could say anything, she turned to the black man, and said - ``So excuse me Sir, if you have your thing ready, your seat in First Class is waiting for you.''
PS - Most people whom I say this joke to like it a lot, but it should be noted that from what I know most South African whites are not really like the lady of the joke anymore.