A330DAT
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What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 1:48 am

Thank you Keesje for the great idea. Does anyone know what he's saying? Use you imagination.

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MD-11er
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 1:52 am

Hey Greta: for me a BIG MAC meal and the Captain wants a large portion of fries with mayonaise and a beer for the road.
 
manni
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 1:55 am

Xcuse me sir, do you now where I can find a petrol station?
SUPPORT THE LEBANESE CIVILIANS
 
9V-SPK
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 1:55 am

Funny Md-11er!  Laugh out loud

"Yo!How many times i've told ya to use Good Year instead of Bridgestone you idiot!Last time i was late for the funeral and this Time i'm late for my wedding!"

 
OO-AOG
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 2:00 am

Oupss...what was this idiot doing in front of our wheels anyway!?
Falcon....like a limo but with wings
 
jamesag96
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RE: What Is He Saying

Wed Dec 12, 2001 2:01 am

"I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!"


Why Kate, You're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
 
Andreas
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He Said Nothing...

Wed Dec 12, 2001 2:02 am

..he just vomited the Big mac meal from MD11ers posting all over the tarmac and is now trying to get back into the cockpit!
I know it's only VfB but I like it!
 
jamesag96
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 2:05 am

"...YEAH THE AIRPORT IS.....I SEE IT NOW, RIGHT BELOW US...TURN RIGHT..."
Why Kate, You're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
 
jamesag96
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 2:07 am

"....aw come on John....light a match for goodness sake...."
Why Kate, You're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
 
sudden
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 2:09 am

Captain to F/O: "Hang out and look if we are on the ground yet"

"Hey buddy, can you tell me if the noseweel is on the ground"
When in doubt, flat out!
 
sudden
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 2:12 am

"Ok...eh...slightly a little crosswind......kick the rudder....now!"
When in doubt, flat out!
 
BWIrwy4
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 2:15 am

Cap'n, pull a little closer to the curb. We're sticking out.
 
sudden
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 2:19 am

"This is stupid....why don't we move some pax. from the left side to the right side instead?"
When in doubt, flat out!
 
jamesag96
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 2:21 am

"..hurry up and take the damn picture, my gut is killing me..."
Why Kate, You're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
 
jamesag96
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 2:22 am

"I QUIT"
Why Kate, You're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
 
Captain.MD-11
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 2:25 am

" Which way to Helsinki?"

or

"Captain i'm just popping out for some fresh air!"
Twins,twins, everywhere.... but where are the three holers?
 
rw774477
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 2:42 am

first right , then second left at the pub ... ummmm ok ..got it .... thanks

rw774477
 
dreamexpress
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 2:46 am

Ahhh God... The Captains farted.
 
rwy31r
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 2:46 am

"CHEATERS! THEY TOLD ME I WILL FLY THE PLANE NOT CLEAN IT, I BOUGHT THE SIUTE FOR NOTHING"
"Saudia Three Five hold short Three One Right"
 
sudden
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 2:49 am

HAHAAAAAA!  Big thumbs up
When in doubt, flat out!
 
jamesag96
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 2:54 am

"...SAY AGAIN!...YOU'RE TELLIN ME THAT I SHOULD HAVE TURNED AT ALBUQUERQUE...DAMNIT BUGS!..."
Why Kate, You're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
 
cfm-56
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 3:05 am

Hey you over there! Yeah you! could you tell me how to get this thing started and get it off the ground???

 
EWRvirgin
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 3:09 am

...number 1 with cheese....hold the mayo
 
Guest

RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 3:14 am

Officer I was not speeding, I promise!
Iain
 
RoyalDutch
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 3:19 am

Hey buddy, you're supposed to smash the luggage inside the terminal, not out here where the pax can see it!
 
BestWestern
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 3:20 am

"was that MY bag you dropped"
You are 100 times more likely to catch a cold on a flight than an average person!
 
jamesag96
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 5:59 am

" YEAH I SEE IT CAP...THE ENGINE IS RUNNING LIKE A TOP...WAIT A MINUTE...IT'S JOHN LITHGOW OUT ON THE WING..."


for all those movie buffs that remember him and the monster going at it at high altitude in Creepshow.
Why Kate, You're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
 
bacardi182
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 6:05 am

"HEY GUYS! IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE! COME ON, OPEN THE DOOR!"
 
SN-A330
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 6:19 am

Hey, you down there, throw me a beer !
I would rather be flying...
 
racko
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 6:37 am

"los angeles center, have the boeing 747 in sight"
 
asgeirs
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 6:49 am

Probably saying: "Þú þarna spánverji - hvernig væri að rúlla stiganum upp að svo farþegarnir komist fra borði??"


Anyone like to guess what that means??  Big thumbs up
Reykjavik Aviation Photography - Just bring the aircraft to us and we'll photograph them! :-)
 
rwy31r
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 7:23 am

"OH DAMN! I DROPPED MY WEDDING RING.. SHE'S GONNA KILL ME"
"Saudia Three Five hold short Three One Right"
 
ly772
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 7:30 am

1) "So if I take a right, I get to I-353 and that leads NW and I take the 4th exit to the right?"

2) Damn forks in the road.

3) "So you're a hitchiker?"

4) "Unleaded, please"

5) "So this is valet parking?"

6) "That'll be $4.99, next window please"
 
ly772
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 7:32 am

1) "So if I take a right, I get to I-353 and that leads NW and I take the 4th exit to the right?"

2) Damn forks in the road.

3) "So you're a hitchiker?"

4) "Unleaded, please"

5) "So this is valet parking?"

6) "That'll be $4.99, next window please"
 
Konstantinos
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 7:41 am

Boy o boy !!! Look how high up we are Captain ! This is nothing like that Piper Cadet I last flew! Cool!!!
 
rw774477
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 7:50 am

can SOMEBODY get me a tow !!!

rw774477
 
777236ER
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 7:54 am

"I don't wanna be an f/o any more! I wanna be a CAPTAIN! I'll jump! I mean it!!"


"um..guys.....i'm..er..stuck...."


"I think it was a cow we hit.....or a moose.....either way it's dead now"


"What the hell does 'Bryndis' mean?!"


"Damn bugs...."


"What do you mean 'this isn't Reykjavik?!!"


"RUUUUNNNNN!!!"


"Cabin pressure....not set."


"Hey, I can see my house down there!!"


"What was that, Mr A321? I couldn't hear you all the way up here  Smile"


Your bone's got a little machine
 
Tom in NO
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 7:58 am

1) singing "Do You Know the Way to San Jose?"
2) "Ah, please check under the hood while you're at it."
3) "So, Officer, I was speeding? Doing mach .78 when the limit is .75?"

Tom in NO (at MSY)
"The criminal ineptitude makes you furious"-Bruce Springsteen, after seeing firsthand the damage from Hurricane Katrina
 
TWA902fly
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 8:10 am

"Back it up... slowly"

"Oh shit, we're being followed"

"Speed up they're gaining on us"

"You do the driving, I'll do the shooting"

"Gotta get rid of that marijuana i just bought here in Mallorca!"

twa902
life wasn't worth the balance, or the crumpled paper it was written on
 
AWspicious
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 9:33 am

"JIM, I SWEAR... YOU CAN SEE RIGHT DOWN HER TOP!"

 Love
Nevermind political correctness - Envision using your turn signals!
 
vafi88
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 9:48 am

F/O: My ass itches
C: Well here I'll scratch it for you
F/O: Here let me get out a bit so you can really get into it...
C: ok
F/O: Thats the spot, thanks
I'd like to elect a president that has a Higher IQ than a retarted ant.
 
PPGMD
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 11:30 am

"Filler up, check the oil also please."
At worst, you screw up and die.
 
aa61hvy
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 11:55 am

"you got any jumper cables?"
Go big or go home
 
sudden
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Wed Dec 12, 2001 7:21 pm

"HI cuty...what go for a spin?"
When in doubt, flat out!
 
rwy31r
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Thu Dec 13, 2001 9:33 am

in a childish tone "hey you down there.. I'm in the cockpit and youuuuu are not!"
"Saudia Three Five hold short Three One Right"
 
rwy31r
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Thu Dec 13, 2001 9:36 am

in a childish tone "hey you down there.. I'm in the cockpit and youuuuu are not!"
"Saudia Three Five hold short Three One Right"
 
747-600X
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Thu Dec 13, 2001 11:30 am

"...wonder how far out I can lean before I-"
 
SophieMaltese
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Thu Dec 13, 2001 11:45 am

"Show me your tits!"

(Guess I've heard that too many times from balconies in the French Quarter...)
 
Spaceman
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RE: What Is He Saying?

Thu Dec 13, 2001 12:12 pm

Ah can you check if my front tires are flat?

or



NO we ain't got a seat for you!
 
Guest

RE: What Is He Saying?

Thu Dec 13, 2001 12:38 pm

*Crash* Damnit!! That window glass isn't Cheap! I'll bet it comes out of my next paycheck! Aww damn, now I won't be able to afford that new car i've been saving up for. The wife will probably make me buy a Kia instead! I'll be the laughing stock of the entire Airline Pilots!

Cheers!!
Adam
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