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BA Says 255 Handcuffs Missing|Possible Fetish Link

Wed Jan 23, 2002 4:58 pm

BA issues handcuff amnesty for staff

British Airways has announced a handcuff amnesty for staff after 255 pairs of cuffs went missing.

A spokeswoman told Ananova 17 pairs had been used to restrain unruly passengers, but the other pairs were missing.

She said staff would not be punished in any way if they return any company handcuffs they may have.

A memo in Cabin Crew News suggested either a large number of cuffs were used in restraint, or BA employed a lot of fetishists.

The memo in the internal magazine, written by Simon Packer, head of BA's safety and evacuation systems, said: "Your exotic practices in the bedroom are your own business, but please stick to the Ann Summers furry handcuffs.

"Replacing the ones from the restraint kit is costing BA a fortune."

The BA spokeswoman told Ananova: "Clearly our crew are so professional, they practise restraint procedures at home."
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Ikarus
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RE: BA Says 255 Handcuffs Missing|Possible Fetish Link

Wed Jan 23, 2002 5:15 pm

Is this true?  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud

Now suddenly I understand why they bark at passengers who dare open their seatbelts before the plane is at the gate... Must be an enjoyable job for them, after all  Big grin

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Andreas
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RE: BA Says 255 Handcuffs Missing|Possible Fetish Link

Wed Jan 23, 2002 5:24 pm

It was always a rumour, though a very plausible one: Brits are into bondage games. I knew it!!!

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jim
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RE: BA Says 255 Handcuffs Missing|Possible Fetish Link

Thu Jan 24, 2002 3:01 am

Where can I get a BA application?  Wink/being sarcastic
 
bobcat
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Have They Checked On Ebay?

Thu Jan 24, 2002 3:24 am

Have they checked on Ebay? Chances
are high that a few might have been
auctioned on Ebay...

Just take a look at one of the hottest
items available on Ebay:

Enron Corporation's "Code of Ethics" book
When I looked last week, there were
over 100 of them up for auction... one
even got as high as USD$200!

There's not telling how much a pair
of British Airways standard issue
handcuffs can go... I know the unused
barf bags has been been sold for $11.
 
ryu2
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RE: BA Says 255 Handcuffs Missing|Possible Fetish Link

Thu Jan 24, 2002 4:22 am

A memo in Cabin Crew News suggested either a large number of cuffs were used in restraint, or BA employed a lot of fetishists.

"Or"? Perhaps it could be both? Practice fetishes with the unruly pax?  Smile

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