bobcat
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F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 12:17 am

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Jetliner Lust Attracts F-16s


By JOHN MARZULLI and BILL HUTCHINSON
Daily News Staff Writers

randy, drug-fueled romp in a New York-bound jet's rest room sparked a midair terror scare that sent a pair of F-16 fighter jets scrambling, authorities revealed yesterday.

But the red alert aboard American Airlines Flight 101 from London on Friday gave way to red faces when authorities discovered all the fuss was over two amorous British men.

Police said the passengers, whose names were not released, admitted smoking crack cocaine and having sex in the cramped rest room.

The miles-high ordeal began about 8:15 a.m. Friday on the London-to-New York flight, said an American Airlines spokeswoman.

Flight attendants complained to the pilot that the two men were acting suspiciously, making four or five trips to the rest room together.

"A captain had requested that the local authorities meet the two passengers at the gate at Kennedy," said airline spokeswoman Sonja Whitemon.

Air Force Listens In

Air Force officials overheard the captain's radio dispatch to American Airlines operations and sent two F-16s to intercept the jetliner over the Atlantic Ocean, said Federal Aviation Administration officials.

Whitemon insisted the airplane's crew did not ask for the military escort.

"The captain requested that that not happen because he didn't believe the situation was that serious, but it happened anyway," Whitemon said.

The two passengers were asleep when the plane touched down at JFK and were escorted off by Port Authority, Customs and FAA agents.

No drugs were found on the men, who were not charged with any crimes. Immigration officials denied them entry into the country because they admitted smoking crack in the rest room, law enforcement officials said.

The men were put back on a plane bound for London later Friday, officials said.


Original Publication Date: 2/13/02
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Joni
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RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 12:43 am


This was hilarious!

 
artsyman
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RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 1:02 am

The title says BA flight, but the article says American airlines flight.... which was it ?
Jer
 
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RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 1:36 am

Looks like AA's toilet is bigger than other airlines! Big grin
 
bobcat
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RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 2:09 am

Sorry, the title should say "AA" instead
of "BA".......................

I guess I forgot the BA/AA deal didn't
go through...  Big grin
 
sudden
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RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 2:16 am

This was actually a very amusing story to read. Big grin
When in doubt, flat out!
 
bobcat
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RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 2:23 am

I guess this mean "Mile High Club" has
closed its doors on new membership?  Big grin
 
wingman
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RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 2:26 am

I guess British Crack Squads caught smoking crack in the lav while inspecting eachother's cracks was not all it was cracked up to be for Immigration. Please keep your fondness for crack in the sack and out of the lav, especially at FLL 370.
 
Konstantinos
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RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 2:44 am

This was such a nice story. It's a shame they didn't let them stay in New York. Anyway, at least they got a bit of an American taste on AA.
 
keesje
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RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 2:51 am

Lets hope they had safe sex ..

Whitemon insisted the airplane's crew did not ask for the military escort.

Didn't know they had escort service ..

 Insane
"Never mistake motion for action." Ernest Hemingway
 
sudden
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Thu Feb 14, 2002 2:53 am

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Big grin Big grin Big grin
When in doubt, flat out!
 
aa777flyer
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RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 3:42 am

I guess we also have MRTT (More Room throuout Toilets) too!!!
The TSA was created to make the post office look efficient!
 
TWFirst
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RE: AA777flyer

Thu Feb 14, 2002 3:49 am

Yes, "More room throughout toilets for more crack-smoking and -licking customers"  Big grin Big grin
An unexamined life isn't worth living.
 
Guest

RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 4:02 am

lol lol lol  Laugh out loud

Never heard of anything like this before....
 
174thfwff
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RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 5:07 am

If they smoked it, how did it not set off the smoke alarm????????
Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan, Staten, Uptown, what now? Lets make it happen.
 
peterba69
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RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 5:14 am

I think they should have "escorted" them out here to SFO. Lot's of crack and their kind as well. They would have been welcomed.
 Big grin
 
HlywdCatft
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RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 6:10 am

Lets hope they cleaned that bathroom REALLY GOOD after that turdburgling at 40,000 ft
 
Guest

RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 6:34 am

denied entry into the us, too bad.
 
mike_mit
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RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 7:34 am

Right Unitedflyer1...sick....what if had been a straight couple...what would your reaction be then? "Sick"..?..or "man that's so damn hot.."?

 
wingman
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RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 7:46 am

More Room Throughout Crack only on American Assair. Sorry guys, some of my bent colleagues here in SFO are just loving this story. Maybe these two were Crack Agents from the International Clandestine Anal Organization. Aaaaaaaah, I'm peeing myself. Nothing like really bad gay humor to get you through the day.
 
TurbineBeaver
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RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 8:01 am

Denied entry into the US, but it sounds like they didn't deny each other entry into other places!

 Big thumbs up

TB
 
Guest

RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 1:38 pm

What's the link for this story?

Also, why didn't the security in Heathrow found out that these men has cocaine with them?
 
Hoffa
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RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 1:42 pm

What is this world coming to? People can't even smoke crack or bugger each other up the @rse at 37,000 ft. anymore!
 
AA737-823
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RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 2:43 pm

yes, I'd say the real question (I'll leave the gay jokes alone... and laugh to myself quietly) is why didn't Heathrow catch the crack? No pun intended... oh, crap, I just made a gay joke. Crap? Oh, no, this is getting worse and worse...

But really, don't they have drug- sniffing dogs? I know my dog sniffs our crack all the time. Oh wait, I think all dogs sniff crack, I meant the DRUG crack... don't they.... oh good greif, nevermind.
 
737doctor
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RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 2:57 pm

The men involved ought to be billed for however much it costs to scramble two F-16's...
Patrick Bateman is my hero.
 
Guest

RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 4:07 pm

why were they not arested for narcotics possesion
 
Guest

RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 5:53 pm

They were not in posssion of the crack anymore! So they couldn´t be arrested for possion.

Why should they pay for the F16??? Are you out of your head (on crack???)
They had sex! so what since when is that an offence that requires military escort?? Alot of people have sex in mid-air - myself included - no way should I or anyother pay for the airfarce to interfer.

Not really a thtreat to anyone - rather they were "making love - not war"
 
Joni
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Thu Feb 14, 2002 6:49 pm


They can't be arrested for posessing drugs unless they have drugs on them. Besides, I think you need to have more drugs than you can take during on flight to be arrested for possessing it.

And airports try to find drugs on arriving, not departing pax.

 
Hoffa
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RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 6:59 pm

I think if you are caught trying to smuggle in drugs or you are in possession of drugs, they only agree to not press charges/arrest on the understanding you will not try to enter the US again, ever.
 
HlywdCatft
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RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 11:03 pm

Some female flight attendant told the media that it smelled like "Gay Sex" afterwords. How does she know what gay sex smells like?

I'm gonna get shot for this statement... but lets hope they held their mud.
 
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RE: F16s Escort BA LHR-JFK Flight, Men Have Sex, Drugs

Thu Feb 14, 2002 11:29 pm

Funniest thread for a long time....  Laugh out loud

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