fly_yhm
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Funny Aviation Related Joke

Thu Mar 14, 2002 11:33 am

I don't know for sure if this is the right fourm for this or not but im sure if it isnt I will hear it from someone.

A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport
on it's final approach. The pilot comes on the
intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final
descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying
with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in
Toronto."

He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.
The copilot says to the pilot,"Well, skipper, watcha
gonna do in Toronto?"

"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into
the hotel and take a big crap then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge breasts out for
dinner..then I'm gonna wine her and dine her, take her
back to my room and put it to her big time all night."
Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately
begins looking up and down the isles trying to get a
look at the new stewardess. Meanwhile the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane.
She's so embarrassed that she starts to run to try
and get to the cockpit to turn off the intercom.
Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's
bag and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry,
dear. He's gotta take a shit first."

I thought it was kinda funny

fly_yhm

Where will you spend eternity? He,s more real then you think!!!!!
 
GoAllegheny
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RE: Funny Aviation Related Joke

Thu Mar 14, 2002 11:38 am

You're right. Wrong forum, bad language, poor spelling. Three strikes and you're out!
 
blink182
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RE: Funny Aviation Related Joke

Thu Mar 14, 2002 11:47 am

LOL Big grin Big grin Big grin

Wrong forum though, try the non-av, you might get a better response there.

blink
Give me a break, I created this username when I was a kid...
 
slawko
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RE: Funny Aviation Related Joke

Thu Mar 14, 2002 12:00 pm

Give it a rest with this wrong forum BS already...it sa funny, and it was an aviation joke...WHy dont you guys go pick on the stupid AvsB wars, or the "My airport is Underserved" BS thats out there.
"Clive Beddoe says he favours competition, but his actions do not support that idea." Robert Milton - CEO Air Canada
 
fly_yhm
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RE: Funny Aviation Related Joke

Thu Mar 14, 2002 3:09 pm

Thanks Slawko

GoAllegeny welcome to the 21st century scince hen was "shit" bad Language as for the spelling I just copied and pasted it.

As for me being out wrong again as you can tell im still here.

BTW last I herd all of the following were aviation related
Pilots
Copilots
Stewardesses(flight Attendents)
Jumbo Jets
and
Airports
Where will you spend eternity? He,s more real then you think!!!!!
 
heavymetal
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RE: Funny Aviation Related Joke

Thu Mar 14, 2002 3:37 pm

Uh oh! Post Nazis!

Wrong forum for post Nazis!

Good joke, but not believable. NO ONE swears in the skies over Canada. It's far too courteous a country.  Wink/being sarcastic

Make them landing at Newark. :-o