I don't know for sure if this is the right fourm for this or not but im sure if it isnt I will hear it from someone.
A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport
on it's final approach. The pilot comes on the
intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final
descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying
with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.
The copilot says to the pilot,"Well, skipper, watcha
gonna do in Toronto?"
"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into
the hotel and take a big crap then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge breasts out for
dinner..then I'm gonna wine her and dine her, take her
back to my room and put it to her big time all night."
Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately
begins looking up and down the isles trying to get a
look at the new stewardess. Meanwhile the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane.
She's so embarrassed that she starts to run to try
and get to the cockpit to turn off the intercom.
Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's
bag and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry,
dear. He's gotta take a shit first."
I thought it was kinda funny