dripstick
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Need A Caption For These Please...

Sun Apr 07, 2002 10:00 am

Any suggestions on captions for these?

#1.


#2.


#3.


#4.
What's another word for thesaurus?
 
alaska739
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RE: Need A Caption For These Please...

Sun Apr 07, 2002 10:00 am

1. Presidential candidate George W. Bush poses in front of his campaign's Boeing 757 in _________.
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Cessnapimp
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RE: Need A Caption For These Please...

Sun Apr 07, 2002 10:00 am

1. Duh! I'm Mr Stupid Head! (never gets old... never). or how 'bout: ...and here's dickface in front of the Cheney plane.

2. Could we do this shoot at altitude please? I'm sure
that when the controller said no delay, he meant no photoshoot with the parking brake on and the pilots waiting behind the camera!

3.... and the load bearing stuff is... where?

4. That's right kids! Those nice fancy colours are only on the OUTSIDE! HAHAHAHAA !!!
 
alaska739
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RE: Need A Caption For These Please...

Sun Apr 07, 2002 10:00 am

Oh, you're going for humor? My bad... Don't listen to the newbie.
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Caption For 1.)

Sun Apr 07, 2002 10:00 am

'Some like Bush. Some like Dick. Others like Bush and Dick, but I prefer the 757-300.'
 
Volvo Olympian
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Caption For 3.)

Sun Apr 07, 2002 10:00 am

'Self-loading cargo always smile regardless of treatment.'
 
vafi88
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RE: Need A Caption For These Please...

Sun Apr 07, 2002 10:00 am

1)Just stand there a little longer so the plane.....
2)Just started the hooker massage service in first class
3) Air-bus Get it? HAHAHAHA!!
4)that's what you call economy-2 to a seat.
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RE: Need A Caption For These Please...

Sun Apr 07, 2002 10:00 am

1. Bush decides its been too long sice he had cocaine and he wanders onto the runway.
2. Fly Air Poser.
3. The Twister a came and blew off the doors.
4. Mommy, are we gonna go up in the air?
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RE: Need A Caption For These Please...

Sun Apr 07, 2002 10:00 am

1. President Bush @ IAD prior to his trip to read stories to deaf children.
2. Boeing's latest technological advance, a plane with 2 cockpits
 
Volvo Olympian
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Caption For 4.)

Sun Apr 07, 2002 10:02 am

'To avoid unnecessary fear and distress, children should be kept away from our pioneering electric windows'.

[Note the gap beteen window glass and fuselage due to layering]
 
Cessnapimp
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RE: Need A Caption For These Please...

Sun Apr 07, 2002 10:08 am

LOL Lubcha132:

Here's another one for #1:

Bush: "Make no mistake... I better win because this is getting expensive" (If it gets iffy, I'll just make so that they accept armed forces overseas votes after the deadline)
 
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RE: Need A Caption For These Please...

Sun Apr 07, 2002 10:14 am

1. "$%#@! Who the hell christened my 757 the 'Flying Dick'!!"

2. The guy in the shades: "Hey Captain, you mind if we try to join the Mile High club in here?"

3. In a desperate bid to keep their airline flying, Red and Harold, the two guys from the Red Green Show decided to get creative in cutting costs.

4. "Wow, it's sure cramped in here! Now I know why Daddy calls it 'Cattle class'!"
 
Volvo Olympian
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Another Caption For 1.)

Sun Apr 07, 2002 10:33 am

'This is what we will use to bomb Iraq'.
 
Volvo Olympian
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...and Another For 1.)

Sun Apr 07, 2002 10:34 am

'My first trip abroad'
 
Cessnapimp
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RE: Need A Caption For These Please...

Sun Apr 07, 2002 10:40 am

"Iraq.... Y- R- O- C... Iraq"
 
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RE: Need A Caption For These Please...

Sun Apr 07, 2002 10:50 am

This is what I think
#1 I look good behind that now where do I go???
#4 Ooh I don't feel too good! Those clouds look funny and are making me sick!
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Sun Apr 07, 2002 2:33 pm

You want to waste this beauty on IRAQ!!!

You are out of your mind....


#1) About time I get out of this narrow body and get into something a little wider...like a B747

Boeing727
 
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RE: Need A Caption For These Please...

Sun Apr 07, 2002 2:41 pm

#4) Who has a tighter pitot tube Big grin
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RE: Need A Caption For These Please...

Sun Apr 07, 2002 3:56 pm

1. GWB looking pretty proud as Laura points out his suit matches his plane and on this same day his daughter has made it through another day without getting caught drinking.


2. Delta's pilots finally come up with a suitable crew rest area for their 767-400's and as an added bonus can also use this area while nonreving on flights under 8 hours.

3. A happy crowd on the inaugural first Cessna 150-400ER as they ready for their flight from ORD to MDW.

4. Another happy day as the children of one of the local Romanian orphanages heads off for another tour of the grounded aircraft at the local technical museum.
 
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RE: Need A Caption For These Please...

Sun Apr 07, 2002 10:31 pm

No. 1:
"You won't have Dick to push around anymore"
-or-
"I've heard of politicians making poor bedfellows, but with a Dick and Bush, we thought we'd be the exception."

No. 2:
"So that's whay they call it the cockpit!"

No. 3:
"With our Royal Deluxe II Experimental Sooper-Dooper Cub, who needs airsickness bags?"

No. 4:
Bush and Cheney revisited.
The aeroplane has unveiled for us the true face of the earth. -Antoine de Saint-Exupery
 
dripstick
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RE: Need A Caption For These Please...

Sun Apr 07, 2002 10:50 pm

#1. "I'll be darned if they didn't throw in this $100 suit when I upgraded to first class!"

#2. Pictured are Uta and Deter of Touch-Meena-Monkey Airways. "Ja, now vee pose for da kamerah!!!"

#3. Introducing Bubba Airlines' new maximum leg-room service to Skeeterville. Laura,(lady with white shoes) can't wait to read a special edition "Gone with the Wind"

#4. Larry and his younger brother Darryl, seem a little concerned as their other brother Darryl, stands on the wing taking pictures before take-off.
What's another word for thesaurus?
 
captaingomes
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RE: Need A Caption For These Please...

Mon Apr 08, 2002 12:36 am

1. Bush's campaign for president of the U.S.A.

2. Clinton's campaign for president of the U.S.A.

3. Royal Airline's comeback!!! With service from Toronto to Montreal  Smile

4. ... Royal Airlines, once again, the airline of smiling people!!!  Smile
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RE: Need A Caption For These Please...

Mon Apr 08, 2002 12:50 am

#1: Damn, I think I wet my pants again.
#2: Don't we look like real pilots? God, we're cool.
#3: Wow, maybe I can join the mile-high with that hot fox in the brown dress right behind me.
#4: I'm gonna be sick again.

I dumped at the gybe mark in strong winds when I looked up at a Porter Q400 on finals. Can't stop spotting.
 
captaingomes
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RE: Need A Caption For These Please...

Mon Apr 08, 2002 1:12 am

another one for #3 ...

Back from the fishing trip, we know who ate all the fish! Tubby in the second last row who doesn't fit in his seat!!!

Or another suggestion is that, he's gay, and is trying to distance himself as much as possible to the GIRL next to him! That would also suggest why he didn't sit next to the one in pink! What a dork!  Smile
"it's kind of like an Airbus, it's an engineering marvel, but there's no sense of passion" -- J. Clarkson re: Coxster
 
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RE: Need A Caption For These Please...

Mon Apr 08, 2002 9:16 am

#1: After doing countless lines of coke and downing a fifth of Jack Daniels, then-Governer George W. Bush exited the aircraft and wandered the ramp area for 20 minutes before being reigned in by Secret Service agents.

#2: "Please put your massage table in the upright position prior to take-off."

#3: First and last flight of the "Group Mile-High Club" service.

#4: In a new humanitarian effort, rock musician Bono has begun shipping underpriveledged Irish children to America.

 
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RE: Need A Caption For These Please...

Mon Apr 08, 2002 9:56 am

heh heh
#4 "Continental Airlines introduces their new service that helps ensure ground delays are more pleasureable! First come, first serve!!!"
 
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RE: Need A Caption For These Please...

Mon Apr 08, 2002 10:04 am

3. Qantas's new super-slimline international economy class service. If you dont smile for the photo, you will be shot.

 
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RE: Need A Caption For These Please...

Tue Apr 09, 2002 12:50 am

1. What's that, you want me to take an air sample?
2. Promo shot for the new HBO/Discovery Wings program, "Sex in the Cockpit".
3. A rare shot of the Shorts Flying RV.
4. Their parents went to Florida, and all they got was this stupid airplane!
 
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RE: Need A Caption For These Please...

Tue Apr 09, 2002 1:04 am

4. If you don't fly our airline, we will shoot these children...

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