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What Airline Does She Work For?

Mon Apr 15, 2002 11:44 pm

A guy sitting at an airport bar noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him.
He thought, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant; but which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and said, "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he thought to himself, Ooh s***, she doesn't work for Delta.

A few seconds later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same
confused look.

He mentally kicked himself and scratched American Airlines off the list.
Next he tried, "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?"
This time the woman barked back at him, "Man, what the f.... do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, "Ahhh, Northwest..."
 
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RE: What Airline Does She Work For?

Mon Apr 15, 2002 11:52 pm

here we go again with Northwest. But it is very funny. Smile

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RE: What Airline Does She Work For?

Tue Apr 16, 2002 12:11 am

That was a very funny, but is Northwest really that bad?  Big grin
 
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RE: What Airline Does She Work For?

Tue Apr 16, 2002 12:36 am

Old joke. By the way- "Come fly our friendly skies" was a United Slogan and thats how the joke originally was.

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RE: What Airline Does She Work For?

Tue Apr 16, 2002 12:40 am

I understand she was a beauty.

Perhaps the man was just a Continental stallion & not so attractive ...

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RE: What Airline Does She Work For?

Tue Apr 16, 2002 12:47 am

LOL- That was prety funny.
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RE: What Airline Does She Work For?

Tue Apr 16, 2002 2:30 am

please dont comment on northwest, we have some very sensitive people here.

great joke!
 
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RE: What Airline Does She Work For?

Tue Apr 16, 2002 3:32 am

Oh man, I've never heard this one, but I think it's a very funny one (by the way, I don't care what airlines are mentioned...)

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RE: What Airline Does She Work For?

Tue Apr 16, 2002 3:39 am

Cool and funny I shall use that yoke when I have a meeting with Northwest.

 
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RE: What Airline Does She Work For?

Tue Apr 16, 2002 6:51 am

Unfriendly or not, she has $ 2.5 bill. in the bank & is looking for opportunity´s...

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RE: What Airline Does She Work For?

Tue Apr 16, 2002 1:55 pm

Thats right Keesje. notice that she was hot also, something you wont find on american  Wink/being sarcastic
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RE: What Airline Does She Work For?

Tue Apr 16, 2002 2:04 pm

Someone told that same joke a couple weeks ago on here but it was about United instead
 
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RE: What Airline Does She Work For?

Tue Apr 16, 2002 9:15 pm

From my experience, she is from American or United.

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