flyingbronco05
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Can you think of any funny captions for this photo?

H. Simpson
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***jets are always ready wherever you are, even at North Pole!

cmchardyfl
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Where the hell is that. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENNED!!??

LV
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Ladies and Gentlemen, there will be a slight weather related delay

travatl
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"Well folks, looks like we're gonna have to deice before we get under way this morning, however we do not anticipate this affecting our on time arrival."

Travis

Laserjet
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Planes desrve baths too !

jhooper
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"Chicago teenager takes picture of prank, detained by FBI"
Last year 1,944 New Yorkers saw something and said something.

bigphilnyc
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I think some of your replies are absolutely hysterical.

"All in-flight drinks will be served with ice at no extra charge."

"Who left the icemaker on?"

"We'll be cruising at an altitude of about 30,000 feet for this flight. Unfortunately, we are expecting 35,000 feet of snow."

Shit, I am a comedian, and I can't even compete. There is no competition with LV's "Ladies and Gentlemen, there will be a slight weather related delay". That is so funny.

Phil Derner Jr.

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"THIS IS FAKE!"

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bigphilnyc
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What's fake?

If you are implying that the picture is fake....who cares? We're not triyng to say it's rel or anything. We are just thinking up funny captions for it.

Lighten up.
Phil Derner Jr.

jetdoctor
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I have reason to believe that this is not a fake. I have seen several hangar fire suppression systems fault and distribute foam, tail deep, around the hangar!!

As Far as a caption goes:

"Gee, that's what that button does"

or an "Airplane" Classic
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"
Break ground, and head into the wind. Don't break wind and head into the ground.

flyboy36y
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Hey, Bill, what's that hangar door doing in this cloud bank?

rams777
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TOWER :"Cleared for ILS taxi out of the hangar"

trickijedi
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"Excuse me Captain, I don't think the rudder is working properly."
Its better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air than be in the air wishing you were on the ground. Fly safe!

VapourTrails
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Welcome to Sud(s) Aviation.
-VapourTrails =

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I can't believe that nobody's gone with the timeless "Oh shit"

BTW: LV & Travatl -- great captions!

~Brett

flyingbronco05
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flightsimfreak
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There's another picture in this series... I can e-mail it to someone if they wanted to upload it and post it here

wilax
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Marco... Polo... Marco... Polo.....

wilax
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I just love cracking open a fresh box of airplanes, but I hate when the peanuts get all over the place

wilax
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Our fleet mechanics' fingernails are never dirty

wilax
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Maybe that deep pile carpeting for the hangar was a bad idea.

bigphilnyc
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FlightSimFreak,

pdernerjr@nyc.rr.com . I'll get it up here.

Some of these captions are great. Keep em coming.
Phil Derner Jr.

donder10
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America West get into trouble with ATC for taking scenic routes.

Boeing Nut
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This is a photo of an AmericaWest hangar.........

"Damnit Bill!!! I though I told you never shake up the beer like that!!!!
I'm not a real aeronautical engineer, I just play one on Airliners.net.

cointyro
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This is a real geniune picture - a guy left the powerwash tool on all evening accidently and it just kept pumping out soap bubble foam. I saw it on another website one time.

Here's another amusing airplane disaster:

Regards,
Dan

planelover
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Quotes from the fire chief:

"We saw a few little sparks come out of the exhaust and decided to douse it out before it caught the whole place on fire and ruined everything."

Continental
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That's sweet the planes are taking a bath.

Continental

bigphilnyc
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"there's a problem with the keg. It's putting a lot of foam in the beer."

"Oh, just put in a fresh one and let's just stash the old one inside. We'll come back in the morning when it's settled."

Phil Derner Jr.