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Just A Joke.

Tue Jul 23, 2002 7:37 pm

The pilot and co-pilot arrive for a flight, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle of the aircraft. The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the co-pilot is using a guide dog. The passengers do not react, thinking that it it is some sort of practical joke. However, the engines start spooling up and the airplane starts moving down to the runway.

The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering amongst themselves. Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once, and at the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is airborne.

Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to the Captain, "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream and we're gonna get killed!"

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RE: Just A Joke.

Tue Jul 23, 2002 8:09 pm

LOL love that joke, I have read it before, but it is still quite funny!

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RE: Just A Joke.

Tue Jul 23, 2002 8:17 pm

Heh, good stuff.

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