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If An Airline Was A Woman...

Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:24 am

UNITED:

She used to be really wealthy, but now she's about to go on welfare



BRITISH AIRWAYS:

A stuffy old broad with her nose in the air



SOUTHWEST:

She's a cheap whore!!!



JETBLUE:

Cheap,yet so very sheik!! (Think Wal-mart with a touch of Saks 5th Ave.)


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jessman
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RE: If An Airline Was A Woman...

Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:27 am

Delta:
A conservative southern belle who stays close to home  Smile
 
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RE: If An Airline Was A Woman...

Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:30 am

Singapore Airlines:
A slim Asian beauty with the charm and friendliness that goes abound Big grin
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RE: If An Airline Was A Woman...

Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:38 am

Aerolineas Argentinas:

A divorced and brokenharted woman, that will do anything for money.
 
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RE: If An Airline Was A Woman...

Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:45 am

Tower Air .................
We need some good ones for that one.  Big grin
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dragogoalie
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RE: If An Airline Was A Woman...

Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:45 am

Northwest would be one that sucks  Wink/being sarcastic

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RE: If An Airline Was A Woman...

Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:46 am

China Airlines:

A woman who keeps receiving operations, but ended up getting sicker.
 
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RE: If An Airline Was A Woman...

Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:56 am

Northwest:

An old queen, still going strong after all those years.  Big grin
In Arsene we trust!!
 
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RE: If An Airline Was A Woman...

Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:56 am

Ryanair

She really sucks

 
Boeing4ever
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RE: If An Airline Was A Woman...

Mon Aug 26, 2002 6:39 am

LOT Polish Airlines...attractive broad but be warned, piss her off, and she'll hurt you

Lufthansa...Helga the maid

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Ciro
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RE: If An Airline Was A Woman...

Mon Aug 26, 2002 7:46 am

Nice topic!


Virgin Atlantic
That short, cute and machiavelic girl from high-school

KLM
A gradma who never changes her old blue pijamas

Aeroflot
Beautiful and potentialy dangeurs

Varig
Once a young, slim, from a latino tradional rich family and now fat, old and totaly broken

Koren Air
She falls, but not in love.

Qantas
Rich cool blondie who drives a convertible, just like Barbie.

Canadian Airlines
The poor cousin from North

SAA
The lady who lives in that nice big house in the middle of nowhere.

American Airlines
The bully, fat and reddish hair girl who spanks the little and innocent ones and steal their lunch bags.

Mexicana
Hmmm... Just think of Jennifer Lopez!

Cubana
She wishes she could live (what about flying??) to Miami.

SAS
The nice blonde next door.

Thai Airways
She wants a divorce but doesn´t have the guts! -> Just think of Star Alliance.

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MxCtrlr
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RE: If An Airline Was A Woman...

Mon Aug 26, 2002 9:32 am

Nice topic but I go to the airlines to get away from women!  Big grin If the airline were another woman, I probably wind up divorced from here too!!!!!!  Smile

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RayPettit
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RE: If An Airline Was A Woman...

Mon Aug 26, 2002 9:34 am

Stelios' orange airline

she's easy.....

 
bobcat
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RE: If An Airline Was A Woman...

Mon Aug 26, 2002 9:40 am

...so which airline can be called Martha Stewart? Big grin

(today's Martha, that is)
 
blink182
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RE: If An Airline Was A Woman...

Mon Aug 26, 2002 10:18 am

For American Airlines,
The arrogant but beautiful one--> AA is very competitive and knocks out competition, but their color scheme is beautiful.

American Airlines-
The stripper-->bare metal color scheme

Delta-
The girl who changes 3 times a day -->3 color schemes

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bigphilnyc
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RE: If An Airline Was A Woman...

Mon Aug 26, 2002 10:22 am

Man, I'm going to get flamed for this, but I can't resist.

ValuJet: Likes to get down and dirty.
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Cessnapimp
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RE: If An Airline Was A Woman...

Mon Aug 26, 2002 11:07 am

Guilty as charged, I laughed pretty hard then said out loud "that's sick!"

...oh well...whaddaya gonna do...

How 'bout Air France: Beautiful... if she'd fix herself up a little bit!

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RE: If An Airline Was A Woman...

Mon Aug 26, 2002 11:15 am

Tower Air: Trailer Trash
At Eastern, we earn our wings every day!
 
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RE: If An Airline Was A Woman...

Mon Aug 26, 2002 11:37 am

I have to take serious exception with the poster who classified Southwest as a cheap whore.

Southwest's role model was Ali McGraw. But nowadays I see Southwest as more of a Mary Tyler Moore type.....sensible, practical, always trying to treat people the right way.
 
blink182
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RE: If An Airline Was A Woman...

Mon Aug 26, 2002 12:22 pm

I know I am going to get flamed for this, but I guess if Air France leads by example, french women indeed do not shave their arm pits!

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RE: If An Airline Was A Woman...

Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:24 pm

BLink182, trust me its not true, for the most part thank god, but it does work for the pictures!
Once you have tasted flight, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward; for there you long to return
 
duggan
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RE: If An Airline Was A Woman...

Mon Aug 26, 2002 7:11 pm

Air France : distinguished wealthy parisian women you'd like to go out with is she could avoid watching you down her nose and not beeing late every day...
 
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RE: If An Airline Was A Woman...

Mon Aug 26, 2002 7:31 pm

US Airways:

regular girl, hits the lottery, spends it all in a couple years


By the way, I guess all these airlines would have to be lesbians because they keep getting in bed together Big grin

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