zebfly2
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 3:43 am


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1.Damn birds!! Every time I wash this thing, they use it for target practice!!

2. No, No, you can't make me go!!!!!
Educate your children before others mis-educate them!!!
 
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apuneger
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 4:19 am

1. OK, OK, I'll admit it: I never passed my aviation exams...I'm only a car washer...

2. Oh man, I hate it when Board of Directors decides to cut costs...The only thing we, pilots, DON'T have to do these days is actually FLY this Airbus...

3. I'll just put some duck tape over here and the window is fixed...

Ivan
Ivan Coninx - Brussels Aviation Photography
 
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clickhappy
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 4:21 am

"Somebody light a match"
 
fritzi
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 4:23 am

Since all cockpit doors on Aer Lingus have been removed to ensure the safety of the pilots since Sept. 11, this is the only way that you can enter the cockpit.
 
janne
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 4:33 am

Stop it, I told you, I am not gay!
 
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apuneger
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 4:42 am

"Oh man, I never should have drunk that six-pack of Guiness...Brrauugghttkk..."

Ivan
Ivan Coninx - Brussels Aviation Photography
 
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 4:53 am

1.Memo to self: Never play Twister in the cockpit again!

2.I told the FO I'd get out if he started singing Danny Boy again.

3.It's a long way to Tipperary, but you can do part of it in an Airbus.

4.You know Airbuses aren't really designed for Wingwalking, captain?

5.You don't think I can lean out further than you? Watch this!

6.Ah sure, couldn't you just board through the main door like everyone else?
 
N751PR
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 5:37 am

1.Dammit Dave quit putting Playboy pictures on the window!

2.Finally we can rid the window of all thse bird remains!

3.Now my next trick is to tie myself in front of the nose and stay there for the entire trip.

4.Hey I found a nickel!

5.Aw god can you quit eating the baked beand your stinking up the cockpit!
"Ladies and Gentlemen it's happy hour. You will get two approaches for the price of one."
 
Boeing Nut
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 5:45 am

"Now damnit, nobody told me this was a no parking zone!!"
I'm not a real aeronautical engineer, I just play one on Airliners.net.
 
jmc757
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 5:50 am

"Cork Aiport Introduces a new Pay And Display system"
 
Squigee
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 6:25 am

"I swear, Bob, if you lock the keys in the cockpit one more time, I'll bust you down to driving the lav truck!"
Someday, we'll look back at this, laugh nervously, and then change the subject.
 
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 6:58 am

"Leave it to the FAA to decide welding the cockpit door shut is the best security against cockpit invasion!"
 
bigphilnyc
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 7:12 am

Would someone tell Bo that it's an A321 and NOT the General Lee?

Phil Derner Jr.
 
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RE: Caption For This Pic

Wed Aug 28, 2002 7:36 am

Whoa! I sure wouldn't want to fall off from here!
 
777236ER
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 7:49 am

The Irish prove that they're just as stupid as everyone says they are.
Your bone's got a little machine
 
sharpnfuzzy
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RE: Caption For This Pic

Wed Aug 28, 2002 8:37 am

"What'd we hit?"
...............
 
wannabe
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 9:17 am

1. In an effort to compete with Ryan Air, Aer Lingus develops a "Get your shoes shined by the pilot" campaign. However, poor planning for placing the shoe stands caused a need for improvisation.

2. "Whaddaya mean, you can't open the door once the ground crew cloeses it. I'm from Brooklyn and I got $%*##@ confirmed ticket, and if I'm late, that's just %#&*ing bad!!!

3. "Don't tell me it's real clean...see...., there's no friggin window here!!!"
 
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 9:54 am

I'm really enjoying this, as you can see.

For those of you from Ireland

1. A Kerryman who wants to become a terrorist is told by his Al Quida handlers to "buy a weapon and get on a plane to Dublin."

For all of you Boeing vs. Airbus freaks

2. "I don't care what you say, I'm a Boeing guy and that sidestick just ain't safe!!!"
 
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 10:49 am

"Ohhh Airplane...mmm..oohh...airplane, yes, yes!"
This Website Censors Me
 
N766UA
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 10:51 am

Hey- It is a French plane.
This Website Censors Me
 
luchtzak
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 10:55 am

Boy! That copilot really smells like s***!!! Better get some fresh air before our 2 hour long flight!!
 
ExitRow
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 11:36 am

"DON'T JUST GET THAT WINDSCREEN CLEAN. GET IT OXYCLEAN!!!"

 
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clickhappy
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 11:39 am

hahahahah ExitRow.

Billy Mays is HUGE!
 
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 11:48 am


Captain Wormsley, suffering from a rare addiction called splatterfasciaitis, is pictured here licking the windscreen for tasty morsels of skeeter remains.
What's another word for thesaurus?
 
sdate747
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 2:14 pm

How about:

Kiss me, I'm Irish!
 
je89_w
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 2:52 pm

LOL guys! Anyway, how about a caption for these two?

1.
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2.
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Je89
 
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 4:27 pm

1. The captain was so used to working for China Airlines, it just became routine for him to jump out of the window in a hurry.

2. The captain still likes to pretend he is the Fonz (from Happy Days)
America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
 
janne
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 4:44 pm

Captain: "What is it with you guys? Every time we stop at an intersection
you pop up and think yo're gonna earn a few dimes."
 
EGBB
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 10:01 pm

Thanks for all the new captions on my picture..must say I am mighty impressed at some of the replies,perhaps some newspaper will print them one day  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

As its an Airbus perhaps the pilot got confused with the term "FLY by wire"

Keep them coming

Derek
 
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Wed Aug 28, 2002 10:06 pm

"I've missed my calling in life. I should go and work down at the traffic lights with those illegals cleaning windscreens."
 
srbmod
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Thu Aug 29, 2002 1:14 am

#1. That's the last time I buy windshield wiper blades from a guy on the corner!

#2. Not wanting to associate with those in coach, Arnold decides the deplane elsewhere.

#3. That plane's not a virgin anymore!
 
caribb
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RE: Caption For This Pic

Thu Aug 29, 2002 1:32 am

This gives new meaning to the term "Cockpit Jump seat" LOL
 
Eastern L1011
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Thu Aug 29, 2002 1:46 am

CHINESE FIRE DRILL!!!!
 
Trent_800
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Thu Aug 29, 2002 3:15 pm

"No captain, you DID'NT see a four leaf clover on the windshield, now get back in the cockpit and tell me again how you Irish use banana skins to prevent earthquakes"
 
migman
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RE: Caption For This Pic

Thu Aug 29, 2002 8:34 pm

Irish autowindshield call out takes on a new meaning
 
globemaster
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RE: Caption For This Pic

Thu Aug 29, 2002 8:56 pm

You won, it has an orange pimple on top of the head.
 
captjetblast
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Fri Aug 30, 2002 3:14 am

I'm afraid to fly!! I just wanted to compare MS Flight Simulator with Boeing Simulators!! Mom, rescue me!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
 
captjetblast
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Fri Aug 30, 2002 3:17 am

Oh my God! What in the world did you eat last night? You and your gasses go and take another flight!
 
FearlessLeader
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RE: Caption For This Pic

Fri Aug 30, 2002 3:47 am

Uh, oh.

What the @$@# was that?!

We threw a rod.

Is that bad?

(Blues Brothers)
 
jgore
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Fri Aug 30, 2002 4:27 am

Pilot talking to the F/O

"As you do the takeoff roll, look at my face and i'll tell you what to do next" Big grin

jgore  Smile
 
ual777contrail
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Fri Aug 30, 2002 9:34 am

i say " i am getting paid to damn much to have to clean my own window"




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