North Dakota is indeed a wonderful state. No other state in the US has nearly as many fields of dirt decorating its glorious vistas. In the winter, the snowdrifts obscure the road surfaces somewhat, but the routes remain clearly marked by the rows of telephone poles, which double as the North Dakota state tree. Picking out individual houses in the winter is made easy by the thoughtful placement of cars on blocks in most front yards. Indeed, North Dakota's majestic winter wonderland could easily be mistaken for the beautiful areas of Antarctica, were it not for the plentiful liquor stores and casinos dotting the plains.
Critics of North Dakota claim that there is little to do but drink in such a sparsly populated state. They are completely mistaken. Year after year, alcohol has proven itself as the single most effective means of fighting boredom in North Dakota. When supplemented with a variety of sports and hobbies such as ice fishing, gambling, and Nascar events, drinking becomes a lifestyle that the whole family can enjoy.
Culture and commerce abound in North Dakota, which has more bait shops and gun rack suppliers per capita than any other state in the nation. North Dakota also enjoys supporting other industries of the nation by leading the way in consumption of flannel, chewing tobacco, white sleeveless t-shirts, and a variety of anti-depression drugs. This stimulates the economy of neighboring states and the nation as a whole.
So if you still haven't experienced the wonder that is North Dakota, plan a trip right away. North Dakota is home to over 8 hotels in 3 cities, 6 of which now have amenities such as electricity and indoor plumbing. These fine establishments are topped only by the sense of pride, adventure, and motivation that North Dakota residents instill in each and every visitor.
Enjoy your visit!