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A Clothing Optional Airline?

Wed Oct 30, 2002 5:22 pm

Just heard about this on Jay Leno's show.

Apparently they are planning to fly from Miami to Cancun.

So now not only are you stuck in the middle seat between two fat guys, they're naked too.

And who would want to use the seat cushion as a flotation device after a naked person has been sitting on it?

(Jokes courtesy Jay)

He didn't have a name for the airline, so the question is....Is this a joke or what?
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Ansett767
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RE: A Clothing Optional Airline?

Wed Oct 30, 2002 5:25 pm

I just heard on our local radio show: 2dayFM
from the morning crew (god theyre a laugh!)

Anyway - they basically said the same thing- that clothing is comulsory while boarding until once on the aircraft where one is able to disrobe and fly the rest of the flight nude. Price was stated at $400 (I'm assuming they mean US $)

Very funny indeed. I wonder if the flight attendants and pilots fly nude too!?
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RE: A Clothing Optional Airline?

Mon Nov 04, 2002 1:21 am

I heard about it on a Detroit radio morning show also. The guys on the show were going to talk to the airline reps. Unfortunately, I had to get to work so I didn't hear anymore about it.
 
HUYfan
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RE: A Clothing Optional Airline?

Mon Nov 04, 2002 1:36 am

a few possible names;

NOfrills
American Bareways
Titsass International

any more suggestions?

regards

mike

 
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RE: A Clothing Optional Airline?

Mon Nov 04, 2002 3:57 am

That reminds me of a charter operator that flys out of Oakland.
You can hire them to take you up so, You and your gal/guy can join the "Mile High Club" They used a C-421 fitted with a bed and all the trimmings. It cost something 700 for a hour. I'll look for the papers I have. (I won't tell you how I got them)  Innocent
 
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RE: A Clothing Optional Airline?

Mon Nov 04, 2002 5:27 am

Just a word of advice, I'd wipe the seat off before you seat down.
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RE: A Clothing Optional Airline?

Mon Nov 04, 2002 11:32 am

Actually the idea goes back in the 1970s, when Dick Drost purchased an ex-Mexicana Comet to shuttle customers (back and forth) to his nudist colony. I don't know if the flights were also to be in the buff. However, the venture never took off, and after many years of open storage and an heroic attempt to restore the classic airliner, the plane was stripped of its parts.

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RE: A Clothing Optional Airline?

Mon Nov 04, 2002 11:45 am

"a few possible names;

NOfrills
American Bareways
Titsass International

any more suggestions?"


Altitude Airways
CO (Clothing Optional)
Dick Beaver's Air Charter Service
Wandering Eyes Airways




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RE: A Clothing Optional Airline?

Mon Nov 04, 2002 11:48 am

I know what you guys are thinking, but honestly, how many good looking women would be on there, let alone nude? Its going to be full of horny middle-aged overweight men. Have fun, be sure to not tell me all about it.
 
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RE: A Clothing Optional Airline?

Mon Nov 04, 2002 4:45 pm

amen, brotha Barrow.


I went down there with a group from my high school (4 really hot chicks included), and those girls were the only decent looking ones on taht bird.


Now when you get out to taht beach on the other hand....
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RE: A Clothing Optional Airline?

Mon Nov 04, 2002 4:48 pm

Um, yeah.... so i need to learn how to spell the word "that."



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